Two-part rompishness

[RawHumor]

If it's porn I want, there are plenty of other places to get it.

Very excellent point!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

All the new April fakers getting their cards pulled on "their" pics virtually at the same time up in here is hilarious. Since I figure it's the same person doing it due to the templated posting style and the join date, the shelf life on this comedy of errors is probably reaching its end. There was another person I was feeling the fake funk vibe from but "she" hasn't posted anything new in several days, mostly because I think the pic set on that particular lady was limited. Only three from the same set and nothing new since. Now all "her" fans are begging her to come back on a daily basis. Hope they got good lung capacity!

Anywhoo, it's a good thing going on, because the real people are shining even brighter from it. 'Nuff respect, Jester, for kicking the ball to roll on this!

 

[girlofurdreams]

i love how you are a meaningful and sexy part of this community and you've somehow managed to keep your clothes on

drop me a note sometime if you decide to get a little crazy in a picture...

wow... that's a compliment and half!!! thanks muchly

and no crazy pics from this gal...

Dang - you look hot in that dress.

agreed. smokin hot

 

[kurt_jester]

i might catch some flank for this...

but i've been smelling something funny about a thread with 4 contextually ambiguous pics and a big pink dildo. i can't find anything yet that calls it out, but i'm looking for it. i suspect the fans will bump it with chest compressions and rescue breaths for a week, until the next pre-packaged amateur poster comes along.

damn, i wish i had access to ip addresses. this would be so easy then...

i don't have any reason to think that iamyourmystery is a fake, but she seems very young and high school looking (zac efron and david cook posters, high school class ring, tight little almost-virgin vagina, juvenile bedding). i wonder if it might be in everyone's best interests to somehow have her validate her age. i'd hate to see that fall back on lit, or wind up on my hard drive and i knew about it.

calling out fakes isn't what matters (but it's fun). what matters is celebrating the real men and women who share their lives and bodies with us. no need to flame me. go hug one of them.

 

[girlofurdreams]

are you wiping your ass in that latest pic????

LMAO!

 

[kurt_jester]

are you wiping your ass in that latest pic????

LMAO!

um... no. just a closed hand resting on a hip. having been the one who cropped it, it did not look like ass wiping to me when i cropped it. but now that you mention it...

whilst that would be funny, i think it would be a little too much, even in this crowd

but if you need an ass wiping with the word "lit" somewhere on my body...

 

[girlofurdreams]

but if you need an ass wiping with the word "lit" somewhere on my body...

hmmm that would depend on whether it was ass wiping or ass whipping

 

[kurt_jester]

hmmm that would depend on whether it was ass wiping or ass whipping

that takes my cropping to a whole new level. ~snap~

 

[girlofurdreams]

that takes my cropping to a whole new level. ~snap~

bwahahahahaa! love it.


...i do believe we share the same sense of humour my dear kurt

 

[kurt_jester]

bwahahahahaa! love it.


...i do believe we share the same sense of humour my dear kurt

one for the road luv. got to go now.

 

[girlofurdreams]

one for the road luv. got to go now.

i have no words!


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blackdragonfly]

one for the road luv. got to go now.

O M G I just spit my coffee all over laughing at that!!! That would have been sad to find my dead body from chocking on coffee with that pic up on my screen (but damn what a way to go huh?)...............

Now you have me thinking...........I may need to do somthing obnoxious like that lol. TYSM for the highlight of my day!

 

[kurt_jester]

O M G I just spit my coffee all over laughing at that!!! That would have been sad to find my dead body from chocking on coffee with that pic up on my screen (but damn what a way to go huh?)...............

Now you have me thinking...........I may need to do somthing obnoxious like that lol. TYSM for the highlight of my day!

sorry about making you spit your coffee about. i've got some tissue if you need something to wipe it up with.

oh, wait... i wrote something on it. never mind. you don't want that one.

or do you? one never knows around here...

 

[kurt_jester]

another, for posterity

this thread will soon poof to that great spam can in the sky. here are the relevant posts and many thanks to those who confirmed that this was fake trash.

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a couple days an no response from cindy? she made her initial post and nothing else, after 51 answers to her question? some women would be overly-eager for a chance to respond to all that praise and attention.

she doesn't have to be that shy; she had nothing but an inviting reception.

She might want to be shy considering those are the exact SAME pictures as another poster here once used called TXsweet I do believe. In fact I got some of those pictures saved to my HD.

In other words yeah fake.

I thought those were Txsweet's pictures - I wondered if sweet was posting again under a different name.

And only the 1 post.... hmmmm....

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[IrezumiKiss]

this thread will soon poof to that great spam can in the sky. here are the relevant posts and many thanks to those who confirmed that this was fake trash.

Ha ha ha...I just now saw that thread, thanks to your quote-link.

Are we now scraping the bottom of the Too Good To Be True April 2009 New Members & Fake Female Posters' Barrel? Will we have a similar rash of funk-fakers and those that blindly love them regardless for the month of May? Only time will tell!

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

here's the amazing part...
this woman, somewhere else in the world that i had never met and really had no reasonable preconceived ideas about - this woman actually did the fan shot.

If posting pics gets Heartlessfever to do that I might just have to get my camera out instead of what I normally get out when looking at her pics

 

[kurt_jester]

the 'hesitant poster' (the one with the 'sunnybum', if you like to use all the same letters to make new words) who chimed in at the end of the clio debacle hasn't darkened the door on her thread in twelve days, and not a new pic in two weeks. still, the faithful continue to beckon her, as if.

defending the poster is understandable, even noble (that's what i'm trying to do for the real ones). but sometimes we see something we want (like a beautiful woman with a story that stirs us) and we take a degree of 'ownership' in it - not as if it was our possession, but our mind just swallowed it and it is now a small part of our reality. then it's tough to be objective. this is a proven sales technique: to have the customer give you enough 'yes' feedback and answers that he begins to see himself in that new hybrid or motorcycle. once the mind grabs on to something like that, it's very hard to see around it, sometimes even requiring a splash of cold water and a 'what the fuck was i doing?' moment. not that far removed from the emperor's new clothes.

 

[faithchick]

the 'hesitant poster' (the one with the 'sunnybum', if you like to use all the same letters to make new words) who chimed in at the end of the clio debacle hasn't darkened the door on her thread in twelve days, and not a new pic in two weeks. still, the faithful continue to beckon her, as if.

defending the poster is understandable, even noble (that's what i'm trying to do for the real ones). but sometimes we see something we want (like a beautiful woman with a story that stirs us) and we take a degree of 'ownership' in it - not as if it was our possession, but our mind just swallowed it and it is now a small part of our reality. then it's tough to be objective. this is a proven sales technique: to have the customer give you enough 'yes' feedback and answers that he begins to see himself in that new hybrid or motorcycle. once the mind grabs on to something like that, it's very hard to see around it, sometimes even requiring a splash of cold water and a 'what the fuck was i doing?' moment. not that far removed from the emperor's new clothes.

That's a very sunny bum you have there sweetie

 

[kurt_jester]

That's a very sunny bum you have there sweetie

it's a full moon here, never mind all the sunshine

one of these days, i'm going to be in such a hurry to get something written or drawn on me that i'll grab a permanent marker instead of a washable (the gf would be pisssssed if i wrote on myself with her lipstick. i'd be the dead one laying on the ground with the clown makeup on and the stiletto embedded in the frontal lobe).

 

[blackdragonfly]

lol......but it would be funny!! hmmm.....u know though that rubbing alcohall (I can't spell at all today) does get perm. marker out. As for the lipstick....idk but have her kiss your ass then post that one...hehe

 

[kurt_jester]

lol......but it would be funny!! hmmm.....u know though that rubbing alcohall (I can't spell at all today) does get perm. marker out. As for the lipstick....idk but have her kiss your ass then post that one...hehe

i failed to mention it before, but i like your work I'm glad you are here giving of yourself and (hopefully) getting what you need out of it. right out of the gate, you hit the ground running with good pics, an awesome heart, and a splash of dark kinky humor.

please keep it up!

 

[kurt_jester]

have you met cindy? she's kind of shy. she stopped by literotica shortly after creating her screen name and graced us with 2 pictures as old as compuserve. yup, abusive jpeg compression on a 28.8k modem (did you have one? i did...) she said she was shy and wanted feedback on her pictures (where she shows her shy face). and the faithful rallied to her cause with flag tied to their dicks. ~sigh~

i hope the thread disappears, but i'm amused in a sad way to see it continue. here are the relevant posts that show where some readers engaged in actual thought. thanks to those with the mad visual trivia skills to identify the pictures as having been posted by txsweet.

2 more just like it started in the last 24, and i think one by a guy too. i won't be an ass about it unless they develop a cult following. like that sunnybum (i simply couldn't believe that at all)...

i like how my arm looks in this pic...



kurt's anagram of the day...

sly scrounger pyx... awe? "meh." --> grumpy clowns are sexy, eh?​

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a couple days an no response from cindy? she made her initial post and nothing else, after 51 answers to her question? some women would be overly-eager for a chance to respond to all that praise and attention.

she doesn't have to be that shy; she had nothing but an inviting reception.

She might want to be shy considering those are the exact SAME pictures as another poster here once used called TXsweet I do believe. In fact I got some of those pictures saved to my HD.

In other words yeah fake.

I thought those were Txsweet's pictures - I wondered if sweet was posting again under a different name.

And only the 1 post.... hmmmm....

Heads up guys, I've seen these pics before a few years ago, and the name wasn't Cindy.

very true van93 they are pic's of txsweet

 

[kurt_jester]

i saw a 'fake poster' conversation in progress with a new poster about a week ago, and i chimed in just a moment too late, but i wound up having some fun with sprinkles120. she is an amazing woman, and completely embraced the people of lit am pics where we are (a little skeptical, having been burned from past 'lovers'). she met our hesitation with assurance and playfulness, and she is the most real of real deals.

if i had my life to do over again as a really hot woman, sprinkles would be my role model (granted, that was a little strong, but you get the drift).

her thread should be required reading for anyone thinking about posting. that. (for a different reason, people should also read the several last posts made by accelerated_montage in her thread. there's a story worth learning...)

hats off and dicks up to you, sprinkles

 

[ShaiGirl]

Oh goodie, another post from kurt_jester, the "fake buster"! Jester the Fake Buster! (has a certain panache, doesn't it? )

I looked at your recent arm pic. Might as well increase the viewership. I'm afraid your arm pics don't gather as much attention as ladies' pics. lol

I always like to read your thread, as it includes the latest gossip in Lit (and who's been busted lately, lol). I've been away last weekend, and it seems there was another one who got exposed. Hats off to you, Jester!

 

[kurt_jester]

Oh goodie, another post from kurt_jester, the "fake buster"! Jester the Fake Buster! (has a certain panache, doesn't it? )

I looked at your recent arm pic. Might as well increase the viewership. I'm afraid your arm pics don't gather as much attention as ladies' pics. lol

I always like to read your thread, as it includes the latest gossip in Lit (and who's been busted lately, lol). I've been away last weekend, and it seems there was another one who got exposed. Hats off to you, Jester!

i feel like it helps justify my existence if others reply occasionally, like you did. thanks, luv!

i have a short series in mind, if i can get my s/o to help me with a few things. i'm not sure how erotic it would be, likely more darkly comical, mixed with a dash or two of 'i can't fucking believe he did that.'

i've been looking recently at that canadian nurse girl. there's something fishy about the exclamation mark she put on raw's 'sign' thread. i think it needs closer inspection to verify it's authentic. i wonder if she'll hold still for me