Typos in role play

OxfordDon

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Any funny ones?

I once told a girl I wanted to kick her all over rather than lick...:eek:


And recently a lady was admiring the bugle in my jeans....:D
 
Not really a typo..

a gentleman sending me sexy gifs during a naughty conversation and accidentaly showing me two men enjoying eachother was good for a lot of giggles. :D
 
Someone said to me: I don't wither.

He meant "I don't either."

I told him I fucking hoped he didn't wither, but thanked him for the heads up.
 
Having people say they consider themselves my "friend." But they leave out the "r" which makes them a "fiend."

That "r" makes a big difference.:)
 
One of my favorite peoples said, TITS not only about sex...which made me think it kind of is ;)
 
Several years ago I was chatting with a woman and talking about a Violet Wand and at some point it became a Violent Want.
 
Not a typo but……

Some years ago I called Peter my hairdresser for an appointment.
I asked him I could come in for a blow job…. :eek:
He was what :confused:
I was a blow dry, blow dry…..
Let's say with had loads of chuckles for that one….:D
 
Not a typo but……

Some years ago I called Peter my hairdresser for an appointment.
I asked him I could come in for a blow job…. :eek:
He was what :confused:
I was a blow dry, blow dry…..
Let's say with had loads of chuckles for that one….:D

love it!!:D
 
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