UK Online Directory. v9.

[geronimo_appleby]

Good afternoon, GA. That doesn't sound like it was fun. How did the rest of your day go?

howza, EJ!

long time no see.

it wasn't too bad. just added a bit of time to the journey because i had to double back a few stops.

all done now anyway. beer o'clock now.

hope you're good and keeping out of mischief.

 

[EmilyJane]

howza, EJ!

long time no see.

it wasn't too bad. just added a bit of time to the journey because i had to double back a few stops.

all done now anyway. beer o'clock now.

hope you're good and keeping out of mischief.

Enjoy your beer sweetheart.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mornings!

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Lol I'm in london. I'm such a horny bastard. Those accents run my imagination. Love you gals

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Lol in in london. I'm such a horny bastard. Those accents run my imagination. Love you gals

cool story, bro.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mornings!

especially to the lurrkers.

time for slackers to get to work.

 

[expertlinguist]

mornings!

especially to the lurrkers.

time for slackers to get to work.

You up early!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I don't know. but have you noticed that this is a UK directory? I don't want to damper your spirit, but I had a quick look at your other posts, but it seems to me that you just need to get laid by an older man who handcuffed you to the headboard of your bed. Well you are nearly in the right place, except that there is a little ocean between us.

But if are happy to jump on a plane and fly to Stanstead, catch a train up to Peterborough, the awesome GA and myself would be happy to accommodate you and give you the fucking you deserve, until our spunk come out of your ears!

Deal?

good lord!

...okay. i'm in.

Why should you two enjoy all the fun?

I reckon a couple of hours down the A1 and I can be in Peterborough too ... I'm sure the young lady won't mind a third old man joining in - there'll be a spare orifice available!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Oh, and greetings to all UK Lit readers

 

[expertlinguist]

Why should you two enjoy all the fun?

I reckon a couple of hours down the A1 and I can be in Peterborough too ... I'm sure the young lady won't mind a third old man joining in - there'll be a spare orifice available!

The more the merrier.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

The more the merrier.

I'm sure the young lady would enjoy the attention!

On another note, how are you EL?

 

[expertlinguist]

I'm sure the young lady would enjoy the attention!

On another note, how are you EL?

Getting on, coming to cope with my new reality, although I still do not recognise that guy in the mirror.

Life has changed drastically, no socialising, just leaving home to attend hospital appointment or to go to the surgery. Once a week drop into my local Aldi or Lidl to get food for a week, and load up their cheap gin and wines.

Sold all my bikes, bar one, but she'll be on eBay by mid June. The fact that I can't ride anymore is killing me, but the worst is that my wife can hardly look at me because I am disfigured and intimacy has gone out the window, never to return again. It got to the point that she is sleeping in the guest room now.

All in all not an ideal situation.

I'm sure the young lady would enjoy the attention!

On another note, how are you EL?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You up early!

about par for the course. 4:30 a.m. seems to be the time for me to wake up at present.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Why should you two enjoy all the fun?

I reckon a couple of hours down the A1 and I can be in Peterborough too ... I'm sure the young lady won't mind a third old man joining in - there'll be a spare orifice available!

i'll be in helsinki, so youz two can crack on.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

mornings, anyway!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Getting on, coming to cope with my new reality, although I still do not recognise that guy in the mirror.

Life has changed drastically, no socialising, just leaving home to attend hospital appointment or to go to the surgery. Once a week drop into my local Aldi or Lidl to get food for a week, and load up their cheap gin and wines.

Sold all my bikes, bar one, but she'll be on eBay by mid June. The fact that I can't ride anymore is killing me, but the worst is that my wife can hardly look at me because I am disfigured and intimacy has gone out the window, never to return again. It got to the point that she is sleeping in the guest room now.

All in all not an ideal situation.

Very sorry to hear that EL and not really sure what I can say to make you feel any better ... life can be a real bitch sometimes!

i'll be in helsinki, so youz two can crack on.

You could be anywhere in the world GA, we'll only "crack on" in our (dirty) minds

 

[geronimo_appleby]

slackers...

 

[barefootgirl69]

slackers...

You wake up way too early!
Morning, GA!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You wake up way too early!
Morning, GA!

i did today!

mornings!

 

[barefootgirl69]

i did today!

mornings!

What's the plan today? Trying to stay out of trouble?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

What's the plan today? Trying to stay out of trouble?

fuck nothing today. on a sit with no dawgs, just being a presence in a huge [spooky] house. i'll probs do a couple of scenes for the producer dood, siesta, watch a coupla films, and feed the foxes that come out in the evening at the back of the house.

shouldn't you be in bed?

 

[barefootgirl69]

fuck nothing today. on a sit with no dawgs, just being a presence in a huge [spooky] house. i'll probs do a couple of scenes for the producer dood, siesta, watch a coupla films, and feed the foxes that come out in the evening at the back of the house.

shouldn't you be in bed?

I don't know about the UK, but here in the colonies, we can be in bed  and online at the same time.

Spooky house? Did you hear any or weird sounds??

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I don't know about the UK, but here in the colonies, we can be in bed  and online at the same time.

Spooky house? Did you hear any or weird sounds??

ah, technology in the seditious [former] colonies is rather advanced, eh? we haz 'leccy AND running water here. plus, the dunny is inside.

nope, no noises that don't have an obvious cause. i'd shit me keks if there were. i'm quite glad it's solstice time and it ain't dark for too long!

 

[barefootgirl69]

ah, technology in the seditious [former] colonies is rather advanced, eh? we haz 'leccy AND running water here. plus, the dunny is inside.

nope, no noises that don't have an obvious cause. i'd shit me keks if there were. i'm quite glad it's solstice time and it ain't dark for too long!

That's what blankets are for - hiding under them!

I hope you have a wonderful day. I'm really glad mischief wasn't on the schedule today.

Night.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

That's what blankets are for - hiding under them!

I hope you have a wonderful day. I'm really glad mischief wasn't on the schedule today.

Night.

well, mischief may find me. one never knows.

nitey-nite.