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[TheWorldBuilder]

Still soggy in the NW, at least the snow has thawed.

 

[tigger_lover]

hello all, hope everyone stayed safe during storm bella

 

[butters]

ooh! hello from plague island. has your accent changed?

plague all around us here, too. fortunately, we're pretty much able to stay away from most people most of the time.

probably, though maybe it's more a case of using more 'muricanisms than the actual change in tone... they still all think of me as speaking very english english over here and i don't see why i should change anything except for clarity between those close to me.

so you're back in britland? how's the writing?

and "hello" to you all hanging out in this thread

 

[geronimo_appleby]

plague all around us here, too. fortunately, we're pretty much able to stay away from most people most of the time.

probably, though maybe it's more a case of using more 'muricanisms than the actual change in tone... they still all think of me as speaking very english english over here and i don't see why i should change anything except for clarity between those close to me.

so you're back in britland? how's the writing?

and "hello" to you all hanging out in this thread

been back a coupla years. writing is good. picked up a gig writing scenes for porn, of all things! day job is going well, despite the plague. of course, there's no option for travel at the moment, so got a decent sum stashed. hope to get the the US at some point. arizona for one. want to stand on a corner in winslow, plus it's where they shoot some of the scenes.

i was trying to figure out how long it is since you had the sense to flee this country. few years now. 7 or 8?

 

[lauramilf]

Well not much else you can do in teir 4!

Morning, Laura. I think everyone else is still sleeping off their over-indulgences from our one day of freedom.

 

[HotChef1970]

Figured I’d pop into here and say good morning everyone

 

[LucyCanyon]

Morning all, nice to see a few faces again... even GAs!! A brief absence to pretend that the festive season is important and noteworthy but insanity returns and it already feels better.

Tier 2 still... but I inhabit the constituency of the chancellor - just look at the map and it's amazing how there is a solitary Tier 2 space just where he lives....

Have fun all, am off to try my new nylons xx

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

<drops in to greet the regulars and welcome the newcomers>

Nice to see a bit of blue sky. Doubt it'll last long enough for the Quadrantids next week.

 

[butters]

been back a coupla years. writing is good. picked up a gig writing scenes for porn, of all things! day job is going well, despite the plague. of course, there's no option for travel at the moment, so got a decent sum stashed. hope to get the the US at some point. arizona for one. want to stand on a corner in winslow, plus it's where they shoot some of the scenes.

i was trying to figure out how long it is since you had the sense to flee this country. few years now. 7 or 8?

hello, shipmaties hope you have a good day.

porn writer whatever brings in the cash and allows some expression of creativity!

almost 4 years... end of march it'll be 4. still would choose to be in the uk if it weren't for H; too many mask-averse idiots around us for my liking. thank goodness trump got the boot; life will improve

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Morning all, nice to see a few faces again... even GAs!! A brief absence to pretend that the festive season is important and noteworthy but insanity returns and it already feels better.

Tier 2 still... but I inhabit the constituency of the chancellor - just look at the map and it's amazing how there is a solitary Tier 2 space just where he lives....

Have fun all, am off to try my new nylons xx

those lockdowns and tiers are really effective, eh?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hello, shipmaties hope you have a good day.

porn writer whatever brings in the cash and allows some expression of creativity!

almost 4 years... end of march it'll be 4. still would choose to be in the uk if it weren't for H; too many mask-averse idiots around us for my liking. thank goodness trump got the boot; life will improve

only 4? coulda sworn it was longer.

nah, fuck the UK. i noticed a real difference after the time away. general cuntiness and a sense of entitlement have pervaded and seem to be prevailing, and the standard of HGV drivers has seen a massive decline. first chance i get, i'm blowing this shithole out. stand-by for a visit on me way through.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

been back a coupla years. writing is good. picked up a gig writing scenes for porn, of all things! day job is going well, despite the plague. of course, there's no option for travel at the moment, so got a decent sum stashed. hope to get the the US at some point. arizona for one. want to stand on a corner in winslow, plus it's where they shoot some of the scenes.

You know what, or who, else is in Arizona....

They put a statue of Glenn Fry up on that corner shortly after he died. I haven’t seen it yet either.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

You know what, or who, else is in Arizona....

They put a statue of Glenn Fry up on that corner shortly after he died. I haven’t seen it yet either.

road trip!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

okay, who killt it?

...was it me?

 

[LucyCanyon]

those lockdowns and tiers are really effective, eh?

Concept is fine, behavioural execution is , erm, variable

 

[LucyCanyon]

okay, who killt it?

...was it me?

Isn't it always??

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Concept is fine, behavioural execution is , erm, variable

you're saying people are cunts?

 

[LucyCanyon]

you're saying people are cunts?

Mmm, not quite and not all

But

This thing spreads mostly from close contact between people... so if we don't do that then it won't spread... so... it's spreading ergo we are too close, wonder whose responsibility it is to make sure I am not too close to someone, doh!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Mmm, not quite and not all

But

This thing spreads mostly from close contact between people... so if we don't do that then it won't spread... so... it's spreading ergo we are too close, wonder whose responsibility it is to make sure I am not too close to someone, doh!

there's a lot of stupid out there.

anyway, it's all a hoax dreamt up by greta.

and the moon landings didn't happen.

and there was no holocaust.

oh, and we can trust the government.

 

[LucyCanyon]

there's a lot of stupid out there.

anyway, it's all a hoax dreamt up by greta.

and the moon landings didn't happen.

and there was no holocaust.

oh, and we can trust the government.

I want some of what you're taking

 

[StrangeView]

there's a lot of stupid out there.

anyway, it's all a hoax dreamt up by greta.

and the moon landings didn't happen.

and there was no holocaust.

oh, and we can trust the government.

You mean that it's all real and not just the result of eating that furry cheese from the back of the fridge??

I want some of what you're taking

Morning Lucy!!

 

[expertlinguist]

there's a lot of stupid out there.

anyway, it's all a hoax dreamt up by greta.

and the moon landings didn't happen.

and there was no holocaust.

oh, and we can trust the government.

Santa has a slight problem when he brought me my brand new unicorn, it wouldn't fit down the chimney, so he landed his sleight in my back garden . . .

Unbeknown to him, Dylan, my pet Welsh Dragon, who slumbers in a shed next to my back door, is fond of reindeer; it goes without saying that by the time we got the unicorn in the stable next to Pegasus, my beautiful white winged stallion, which I found the last time I went to Narnia, the reindeer was toast an Father Christmas lost his method of propulsion.

By chance a squadron of pigs was performing aerial manoeuvres over the fens at the time, the eagle eyed squadron leader noticed the abandoned sleigh and, in a totally selfless fashion ordered the rest of the squadron to take position in place of the reindeer.

I am afraid I have to report Santa's demise, when back at the North Pole he was diagnosed with swine flew and succumbed to pre-existing conditions he suffered from, mainly type 1 diabetes and gout.

Mrs Santa had her husband cremated, 100 gallons of hot brandy was used for the private ceremony, with only elves, pixies and fairies attending.

In other news: the north polar cap has shrunk by 25% last week, sources close to the seat of democracy in the Kremlin, pinpointed Lapland as the source of an unexplained increase in global temperature.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Santa has a slight problem when he brought me my brand new unicorn, it wouldn't fit down the chimney, so he landed his sleight in my back garden . . .

Unbeknown to him, Dylan, my pet Welsh Dragon, who slumbers in a shed next to my back door, is fond of reindeer; it goes without saying that by the time we got the unicorn in the stable next to Pegasus, my beautiful white winged stallion, which I found the last time I went to Narnia, the reindeer was toast an Father Christmas lost his method of propulsion.

By chance a squadron of pigs was performing aerial manoeuvres over the fens at the time, the eagle eyed squadron leader noticed the abandoned sleigh and, in a totally selfless fashion ordered the rest of the squadron to take position in place of the reindeer.

I am afraid I have to report Santa's demise, when back at the North Pole he was diagnosed with swine flew and succumbed to pre-existing conditions he suffered from, mainly type 1 diabetes and gout.

Mrs Santa had her husband cremated, 100 gallons of hot brandy was used for the private ceremony, with only elves, pixies and fairies attending.

In other news: the north polar cap has shrunk by 25% last week, sources close to the seat of democracy in the Kremlin, pinpointed Lapland as the source of an unexplained increase in global temperature.

we're all doomed!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Happy New Year, UKers!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Happy New Year, UKers!

reciprocated, D.