UK Online Directory. v9.

[TheWorldBuilder]

Happy New Year, UKers!

Thanks, a belated HNY to you and all the UK Litizens.

 

[Polranny]

Happy New Year, UKers!

Happy New Year , Dee. UK is not overly happy at the moment but it will improve

 

[Spanky1372]

Santa has a slight problem when he brought me my brand new unicorn, it wouldn't fit down the chimney, so he landed his sleight in my back garden . . .

Unbeknown to him, Dylan, my pet Welsh Dragon, who slumbers in a shed next to my back door, is fond of reindeer; it goes without saying that by the time we got the unicorn in the stable next to Pegasus, my beautiful white winged stallion, which I found the last time I went to Narnia, the reindeer was toast an Father Christmas lost his method of propulsion.

By chance a squadron of pigs was performing aerial manoeuvres over the fens at the time, the eagle eyed squadron leader noticed the abandoned sleigh and, in a totally selfless fashion ordered the rest of the squadron to take position in place of the reindeer.

I am afraid I have to report Santa's demise, when back at the North Pole he was diagnosed with swine flew and succumbed to pre-existing conditions he suffered from, mainly type 1 diabetes and gout.

Mrs Santa had her husband cremated, 100 gallons of hot brandy was used for the private ceremony, with only elves, pixies and fairies attending.

In other news: the north polar cap has shrunk by 25% last week, sources close to the seat of democracy in the Kremlin, pinpointed Lapland as the source of an unexplained increase in global temperature.

So now we've got Rasher, Wiltshire, Smoked, Unsmoked, Quorn and Vegan pulling the sleigh? No wonder my pressies arrived unwrapped. Balls.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Not too bad for the first working day of the New Year. Goodnight, Litizens.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i would say, get to work, slackers, but it's sunday.

have a good one, UK. regardless of the doom and gloom.

 

[nflgirl81]

Happy Sunday!

 

[HornyMarriedMale]

Morning

Morning fellow kinksters, is it Sunday?? All these days rolls into one in Tier 4

 

[LucyCanyon]

Morning fellow kinksters, is it Sunday?? All these days rolls into one in Tier 4

To be honest it's not that different in Tier 3... though yesterday's snow made for some fun

 

[HornyMarriedMale]

To be honest it's not that different in Tier 3... though yesterday's snow made for some fun

We were in tier 3 for a week then got out into tier 4, they should just lock everything down as that’s the way it’s going

 

[LucyCanyon]

We were in tier 3 for a week then got out into tier 4, they should just lock everything down as that’s the way it’s going

I agree, though it's behaviour that's doing the spreading and blaming it on transmissibility entirely is missing the point. Snowdonia NP Wardens getting abuse from visitors and people driving 150+ miles to a locked down country just to walk in the snow ... says it all. Martial law next

 

[expertlinguist]

I agree, though it's behaviour that's doing the spreading and blaming it on transmissibility entirely is missing the point. Snowdonia NP Wardens getting abuse from visitors and people driving 150+ miles to a locked down country just to walk in the snow ... says it all. Martial law next

Covidiots everywhere!

World infection rate 1% UK 3.3% USA (doing no lockdown) 6%

World death of Covid infected people 2.25% UK 3.5% USA 2%

But then, my nextdoor neighbour threw a party on New Year's eve and more than 20 cars were parked on the solitary country road we live in . . . cunt!

 

[ribot90]

UK folks over 60+ anyone

hello fellow UK people
are there anyone in the UK over 60 anyway want to chat please msg me

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hello fellow UK people
are there anyone in the UK over 60 anyway want to chat please msg me

try the personals. either chat in here with everyone, or fuck off.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Covidiots everywhere!

World infection rate 1% UK 3.3% USA (doing no lockdown) 6%

World death of Covid infected people 2.25% UK 3.5% USA 2%

But then, my nextdoor neighbour threw a party on New Year's eve and more than 20 cars were parked on the solitary country road we live in . . . cunt!

there's always a cunt. what's the neighbour like under 'normal' circumstances?

 

[expertlinguist]

there's always a cunt. what's the neighbour like under 'normal' circumstances?

A twat! A proper Fenland cuntry twat!

 

[butterfly_flip]

*peeps in*

Good to see old Fred is still going

*flies out*

 

[expertlinguist]

Serious Lock Down Advice

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!

I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! He said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up! But the fan, on the other hand, was very optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together!”
We will survive!!

 

[LeeG13]

Expert linguist, your figures are wrong. You are taking the rates from infected people that are tested, not the general population figures. The death rates are far lower than the statistics imply. As the old adage says first look at what is being measured and then how it is presented. The studies show that the rates per capita are less than 1%.
That does not mean that it’s not a snarly, rascist, ageist, sexist, unfitist totally unpc disease, just that if you are susceptible you could die.
The problem is that the vast majority of cases have no symptoms....
Do some research....

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!

*snip*

That’s funny!

 

[expertlinguist]

Expert linguist, your figures are wrong. You are taking the rates from infected people that are tested, not the general population figures. The death rates are far lower than the statistics imply. As the old adage says first look at what is being measured and then how it is presented. The studies show that the rates per capita are less than 1%.
That does not mean that it’s not a snarly, rascist, ageist, sexist, unfitist totally unpc disease, just that if you are susceptible you could die.
The problem is that the vast majority of cases have no symptoms....
Do some research....

Wellcum to the thread, now fuck off!

 

[LeeG13]

Ahh Expert linguist an intellectual and a keyboard warrior.

What is unpalatable is that I was not offensive just putting a different point of view. So no I won't as you succinctly put it FUCK OFF.

Typical bully but continue in your own little world scared of life.....

There are lots of unpalatable truths out there and lots of ignorant sheep.

Have a great day.

 

[LeeG13]

Expert Linguist

Different way of looking at figures

UK 68,080,861 population,
3,260,258 have been tested with it
86,015 have died


0.12% death rate per capita, 4.7% infected....all

All figures taken from Worldometers today

So instead of being offensive, which by the way isn't cool, do some research....

I can even give you the websites to research...give a man a fish he can feed himself for a day, teach him to fish...

Well you get the gist

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

Was going to say hi but you talking covid


Im sick of it so hi everyone and quickly runs away

 

[LeeG13]

Now to digress hi everybody and what a time, the sun has just gone in and bathroom cleaning awaits but a pm bought me back!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

*peeps in*

Good to see old Fred is still going

*flies out*

well, fuck me, look who 'tis!