UK Online Directory. v9.

[metrifonate]

To make it better.. fart in Danish means "speed", so yes! You may get a fart-ticket over here, if you are driving too fast.

What's the speed limit in Middlefart?

 

[deft]

What's the speed limit in Middlefart?

Pretty low, they like to conserve gas there.

 

[Cat]

Words about fart, reasons to smile on a Friday!

 

[deft]

Words about fart, reasons to smile on a Friday!

Very, very sophisticated Friday!

 

[Cat]

Very, very sophisticated Friday!

Almost elegant, do you not agree?

 

[deft]

Almost elegant, do you not agree?

Oh, absolutely... and very much elevated by your delivery!

 

[jonnoback]

Almost elegant, do you not agree?

Very. Sorry, are we talking about you or the farts still?

 

[deft]

(somebody needs to open a window... )

 

[PotNoodle79]

I find amusement in the German for thick being dick

I have a dick dick.

 

[orangecurious]

To make it better.. fart in Danish means "speed", so yes! You may get a fart-ticket over here, if you are driving too fast.

i saw a fart bumps sign in Bergen (speed bumps) and Oslo has a fart boat to get you across the fjord quickly

 

[PotNoodle79]

i saw a fart bumps sign in Bergen (speed bumps) and Oslo has a fart boat to get you across the fjord quickly

Runs on natural gas?

 

[PotNoodle79]

I find amusement in the German for thick being dick

I have a dick dick.

@Anastasia1999 can you fact check this please?
Not that my dick is dick but that dick is, in fact, thick.
Danke!

 

[Anastasia1999]

@Anastasia1999 can you fact check this please?
Not that my dick is dick but that dick is, in fact, thick.
Danke!

Dick is more fat than thick

But you can also say „ Dicken Dank“ to say thank you very much.

Buttermilk is called Dickmilch in German too.

And no, Germans will never say you are fat (Dick). They will say you are Vollschlank (full-slim).

 

[PotNoodle79]

Dick is more fat than thick

But you can also say „ Dicken Dank“ to say thank you very much.

Buttermilk is called Dickmilch in German too.

And no, Germans will never say you are fat (Dick). They will say you are Vollschlank (full-slim).

vibe = killed

 

[Anastasia1999]

I got so carried away I forgot to say hello to you lot.

Hello!!

Thank feck the weekend is here at last.

 

[PotNoodle79]

I got so carried away I forgot to say hello to you lot.

Hello!!

Thank feck the weekend is here at last.

Hello, happy Friday!

 

[Anastasia1999]

i saw a fart bumps sign in Bergen (speed bumps) and Oslo has a fart boat to get you across the fjord quickly

Every exit from a German autobahn reads Ausfahrt.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I had a German PhD student who was very amused by English placenames with Furz in the name.

Are you a professor then??

 

[metrifonate]

Are you a professor then??

No, I worked in a Government research facility.

 

[Cogan]

To make it better.. fart in Danish means "speed", so yes! You may get a fart-ticket over here, if you are driving too fast.

In Sweden we also do that.

"It's not the fart (speed) that kills you, it's the smell (Bang)"

And the Swedish word "slut" (end/finish/it's over) always crack up English speaking persons.

 

[metrifonate]

In Sweden we also do that.

"It's not the fart (speed) that kills you, it's the smell (Bang)"

And the Swedish word "slut" (end/finish/it's over) always crack up English speaking persons.

So a speedy finish is a fart slut?

 

[joclfc]

Evening all, weather's calmer now

 

[barefootgirl69]

Every exit from a German autobahn reads Ausfahrt.

I've seen them, and never even thought about that. . I feel I let myself down!

 

[Cat]

In Sweden we also do that.

"It's not the fart (speed) that kills you, it's the smell (Bang)"

And the Swedish word "slut" (end/finish/it's over) always crack up English speaking persons.

Slut station.. yup, slut is the same in Danish.

This is the Middelfart slut station.

 

[joclfc]

Slut station.. yup, slut is the same in Danish.

This is the Middelfart slut station.

How's things over there Cat?