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[geronimo_appleby]

I love Greta . . . just waiting for her to reach her 16th birthday (UK age of consent) before sending her suggestive Valentine cards! She'll be more hot and bothered than she's now!

i dare you!

 

[Spanky1372]

Double dare..

 

[expertlinguist]

Double dare..

OK, I actually found out that she is 18 now, so no big issues anywhere, with the exception of the Vatican.

I sent her an invite to visit me at my ecologically friendly abode in the Fens; she flew in with her solar powered helicopter and we spent a pleasant afternoon discussing organic issues and how to best deal with farming and global warming issues.

Towards the end of the meeting, which both of us found very enlightening and fulfilling I took this picture:

https://www.cumonprintedpics.com/download/file.php?id=12831498

to avoid you guys saying: pictures or it never happened!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

boo!

 

[expertlinguist]

boo!

You made jump out of my skin!

After 9 days of silence you do that to me . . . I'll send you the electricity bill for the defibrillator use.

But where's everybody, has the pestilence decimated the visitors to this thread?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You made jump out of my skin!

After 9 days of silence you do that to me . . . I'll send you the electricity bill for the defibrillator use.

But where's everybody, has the pestilence decimated the visitors to this thread?

Yeah, we don’t want to catch international cooties! Lol

Btw the Greta discussion got real weird real fast....

So how’s things?

 

[expertlinguist]

Yeah, we don’t want to catch international cooties! Lol

Btw the Greta discussion got real weird real fast....

So how’s things?

Working hard to finish my "shed": Start of the project, base in skeleton up, the shape of things to come, roof delivered, finishing touches required.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Working hard to finish my "shed": Start of the project, base in skeleton up, the shape of things to come, roof delivered, finishing touches required.

Wow that’s fantastic, well done you! So when’s the shed warming party??

 

[expertlinguist]

Wow that’s fantastic, well done you! So when’s the shed warming party??

As soon as the remotely control roller shutter is installed!

I have a crate or two of fine Prosecco to share with friends and family . . . Covid restrictions allowing.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

As soon as the remotely control roller shutter is installed!

I have a crate or two of fine Prosecco to share with friends and family . . . Covid restrictions allowing.

I’ll be looking for my invite in the post

 

[geronimo_appleby]

morning!

 

[expertlinguist]

morning!

Youz late . . . I've been up Dawn's crack . . . I mean since the crack of dawn!

Howz trix?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Youz late . . . I've been up Dawn's crack . . . I mean since the crack of dawn!

Howz trix?

got a bit fuzzy on frozen margaritas yesterday.

this morning, all good. found cold pizza in the kitchen.

 

[expertlinguist]

got a bit fuzzy on frozen margaritas yesterday.

this morning, all good. found cold pizza in the kitchen.

Best way to reheat leftover pizza is by putting a tad of Extra Virgin Olive Oil in a large frying pan, bring it to smoking point, put the pizza in it and turn the heat off.

To nuke it in the micro it makes it inedible!

 

[HotChef1970]

Best way to reheat leftover pizza is by putting a tad of Extra Virgin Olive Oil in a large frying pan, bring it to smoking point, put the pizza in it and turn the heat off.

To nuke it in the micro it makes it inedible!

The only thing to do with cold pizza is to open up the bin and throw it away!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Best way to reheat leftover pizza is by putting a tad of Extra Virgin Olive Oil in a large frying pan, bring it to smoking point, put the pizza in it and turn the heat off.

To nuke it in the micro it makes it inedible!

i just went in cold.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

The only thing to do with cold pizza is to open up the bin and throw it away!

such waste!

 

[expertlinguist]

The only thing to do with cold pizza is to open up the bin and throw it away!

No way, not after fighting for it tooth and nail against my Labrador!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No way, not after fighting for it tooth and nail against my Labrador!

ah, a greedy labrador. great nature though?

 

[expertlinguist]

ah, a greedy labrador. great nature though?

Meet Gizmo

https://www.flickr.com/photos/11675498@N02/3382426010/in/dateposted-public

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Meet Gizmo

https://www.flickr.com/photos/11675498@N02/3382426010/in/dateposted-public

i'm a fan of the labrador. looked after one down in aylesbury a couple of years ago. the single-most well-trained dog i've ever taken care of. instant re-call no matter how distracted she was.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

fuck me, that was windy.

no curry, either...

 

[expertlinguist]

fuck me, that was windy.

no curry, either...

And it's persisting . . . no curry either, my favourite curry house is still shut due to the pestilence

 

[geronimo_appleby]

And it's persisting . . . no curry either, my favourite curry house is still shut due to the pestilence

pestilence everywhere!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I don’t think they’ve got the right H. That fella isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier.... definately not! I still think that mean lady who butted in on Ted’s job has her little fingers in it.