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[expertlinguist]

I don’t think they’ve got the right H. That fella isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier.... definately not! I still think that mean lady who butted in on Ted’s job has her little fingers in it.

Don't watch much telly, but did watch the full series on the i player, couple of episodes every day after tea, and yes, I was somewhat disappointed to find out who H was, although I have my doubts because the last messages he made with the Scottish woman he was supposed to be in the clanger.

I am sure that the bitch with the smirk has more than one little finger in the pie!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Don't watch much telly, but did watch the full series on the i player, couple of episodes every day after tea, and yes, I was somewhat disappointed to find out who H was, although I have my doubts because the last messages he made with the Scottish woman he was supposed to be in the clanger.

I am sure that the bitch with the smirk has more than one little finger in the pie!

Right?? That’s what I said too, they had just arrested him so surely he didn’t have his laptop or phone on him? And did you notice how he was shaking when they strangled that lawyer in front of him? Doesn’t fit with cold blooded OCG boss?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I don’t think they’ve got the right H. That fella isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier.... definately not! I still think that mean lady who butted in on Ted’s job has her little fingers in it.

it was a pump ending. i think they got a bit too clever for their own good and made the series more twisty-and-turny than it needed to be.

that chief superintendent character is a fantastic creation. isn't she just an absolute twat!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

it was a pump ending. i think they got a bit too clever for their own good and made the series more twisty-and-turny than it needed to be.

that chief superintendent character is a fantastic creation. isn't she just an absolute twat!

I reckon they’re going to surprise us with a Christmas special and take her down. Surely.

I’m also thinking I’d do naughty things to Ted Hastings under the mistletoe.. or anytime anywhere really.

 

[expertlinguist]

it was a pump ending. i think they got a bit too clever for their own good and made the series more twisty-and-turny than it needed to be.

that chief superintendent character is a fantastic creation. isn't she just an absolute twat!

Typical devious, conniving, back-stabbing, career hungry bitch of the first degree! Met some like her in my undistinguished career, they just irritate one so much that murderous thoughts always float to the surface when you see/hear them!

It makes you want to lovingly grab them by the throat and squeeze very slowly until their eyes pop out of their sockets.

 

[expertlinguist]

I reckon they’re going to surprise us with a Christmas special and take her down. Surely.

I’m also thinking I’d do naughty things to Ted Hastings under the mistletoe.. or anytime anywhere really.

You can have Hastings anytime, I could do with the little oriental looking chick or the petite african one, or both!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Gill [Polly Walker] for me!

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[geronimo_appleby]

morning!

 

[expertlinguist]

morning!

Top of the morning to you too my fellow sleepless in *insert name of town*

You are up and about early . . . or late going to bed?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Top of the morning to you too my fellow sleepless in *insert name of town*

You are up and about early . . . or late going to bed?

got up for half-an-hour. hurt my back and needed to get up to shake it off a little.

sunshine today!

for awhile...

 

[expertlinguist]

got up for half-an-hour. hurt my back and needed to get up to shake it off a little.

sunshine today!

for awhile...

Yes the nearest star to our planet has made an appearance earlier this morning, hopefully it won't be obscured by strata on clouds as the day progresses.

I have an awful back, legacy of too many years riding a motorcycle and used as a moving target for unscrupulous tin box drivers; but I got me one of these years ago, it has an inbuilt massage system in it and I can sleep solidly for well over 8 hours without having to wake up in the night and take a walk to reduce the pain.

There are plenty on sale on FleaBay for a fraction of the price of a new one, just throw away the mattress, if it comes with one, and get a new Tempura . . . Bliss!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Yes the nearest star to our planet has made an appearance earlier this morning, hopefully it won't be obscured by strata on clouds as the day progresses.

I have an awful back, legacy of too many years riding a motorcycle and used as a moving target for unscrupulous tin box drivers; but I got me one of these years ago, it has an inbuilt massage system in it and I can sleep solidly for well over 8 hours without having to wake up in the night and take a walk to reduce the pain.

There are plenty on sale on FleaBay for a fraction of the price of a new one, just throw away the mattress, if it comes with one, and get a new Tempura . . . Bliss!

for me it was running up and down hills and a lot of tabbing with weight on my back. you'll know what i mean when i say carrying a GPMG around isn't covered by manual handling operations regulations. nor is exiting the side door of the c-130 good for the spine, especially the landing phase.

 

[expertlinguist]

for me it was running up and down hills and a lot of tabbing with weight on my back. you'll know what i mean when i say carrying a GPMG around isn't covered by manual handling operations regulations. nor is exiting the side door of the c-130 good for the spine, especially the landing phase.

Not many hills in the South African bush, but I know what you mean; halo was a bummer, haho was the best!

C130s? . . . I wish . . . we had Dakotas and Avro Shackletons!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Not many hills in the South African bush, but I know what you mean; halo was a bummer, haho was the best!

C130s? . . . I wish . . . we had Dakotas and Avro Shackletons!

fuck me, did youz have reserves in those days?

 

[expertlinguist]

fuck me, did youz have reserves in those days?

If foldable umbrellas count yes!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

If foldable umbrellas count yes!

highest i ever went from was 5 grand. i bet HALO was awesome.

 

[expertlinguist]

highest i ever went from was 5 grand. i bet HALO was awesome.

Best feeling ever, jumping out at anywhere between 35K and 45K feet, freefalling for about 2 or 3 minutes then opening as the ground rushes towards you . . . talking about adrenaline rush!

I heard of an American guy who reached a terminal velocity of 740 mph, mach 1+, totally fecking insane!

Haho was the best way to travel miles to avoid the gremlins hearing the chute open and the aircraft being spotted and potentially lost, we didn't have many.

I wish I was still in my 20s!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Best feeling ever, jumping out at anywhere between 35K and 45K feet, freefalling for about 2 or 3 minutes then opening as the ground rushes towards you . . . talking about adrenaline rush!

I heard of an American guy who reached a terminal velocity of 740 mph, mach 1+, totally fecking insane!

Haho was the best way to travel miles to avoid the gremlins hearing the chute open and the aircraft being spotted and potentially lost, we didn't have many.

I wish I was still in my 20s!

800ft, take the landing as it comes.

 

[mickyp123]

800ft, take the landing as it comes.

Halo not so good if you have air in your fillings.

 

[expertlinguist]

800ft, take the landing as it comes.

No wonder you got a bad back, not enough time to fully display the canopy!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

No wonder you got a bad back, not enough time to fully display the canopy!

exit - flight - landing.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Y'all are so damn sexy talking about jumping out of planes. Nothing is better than a man in uniform doing something dangerous. It's what fantasies are made of.

Good morning, UK!

 

[JonBHappy]

I guess gardening overalls just don't cut it!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I guess gardening overalls just don't cut it!

LOL! Sure they do! Have I ever mentioned how sexy a man's hands can be?

 

[expertlinguist]

exit - flight - landing.

A better way:

1) Calibrate wrist altimeter with aircraft instruments.

2) Check LZ's elevation.

2) Oxygen mask on.

3) Fasten chin strap.

4) Walk to the edge of loading ramp.

5) Step into the void.

6) Check altimeter and when 300' from ground pull the ripcord.

7) Check ram-air fully deployed.

8) Hit the ground running.

9) Hopefully no welcoming committee offering 21 gun salute!

10) Collect one acre of silk.

11) Light fag and allow heartbeat to return to normal.