UK Personals Chat

[Astroman]

Hi kinky.
Seek and you will find.

 

[Guest]

So anybody on here tonight or all out partying?

 

[THE THING84uk]

Man this place died a death.

 

[big salami]

This is an "online" collaring!!

i am posting this collaring on uk personals to inform all that read and post here that "kinkyshell" is owned body and soul by me!
she is now officially and publicly decared to be my willing and devoted slave!
any that wish to address her on matters of a personal nature are advised that henceforth, you should do so, through me! kinkyshell will not reply to p.m.'s of a personal nature again unless they are submitted through me!
shell, welcome to your masters domain, you will now kneel before me so that i can place my hand gently on your head, which is bowed respectfully before me, to welcome you into my fold!


kinkyshell herself has my permission to post on lit but, to refer queries of a personal nature to me, her master!


The Big Salami has spoken! and continues to act in quiet dignity
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[UKPoeticDreamer]

I'm back!!! Insert cheesy theme tune here

Hey guys and girlies,

Good to see everyone posting in my absence. Sorry for the dissapearing act been in the land of chockies and watches for a few days but back now. How is everyone? Quite quiet! *smile* We have moved on to BDSM I see. Ahhh the stories one could tell. More fuel for the imagination I guess. I find being dom fun and sex play is interesting but.... depends on if it is a lifestyle or just something you do to supplement...

Hmmmm.... Makes me remember a little dom I once had. *giggle* Napoleon syndrome....


D

 

[Brolli]

Y'areet?

Hey, i'm back home from work, and i'm putting my fete up, listening to a bit of Acca Dacca (that's AC/DC to those who not what i speaketh!).

So how are all you people? Salami i note is good/pleased (you can usually tell when he's in a good mood - he doesn't write as much drivvle and sticks to the point).
Poetic is back to tittilate us with her magnificence, and... uh... that appears to be it?

Paul
xxxx

 

[English Lady]

Well as the handle suggests I am English! I am also 23, Married with a little angel called Bethanny, my 11 month old daughter!

My husband is my real life and I love him to bits but out here in cyberland I am my own woman and love finding inspiration for my stories by talking to interesting people!

SO if you want to say hello! feel free to do so! I don't bite......often! *wg*

 

[Brolli]

Hi

Hello Lady, welcome to the board <grins like a baka>

Paul
xxxx

 

[English Lady]

Thankyou very much for the welcome!

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Speaking of Titilation

Hmmm general question -

Breasts - Are there preferences on size? I mean I have heard the old idiom more than a handfull is a waste but as I said to a lovely boy recently that is why you have two hands *giggle*.

Also sensitivity - Am I the only women on the planet who does not have sensative breasts/nipples? I was chatting to a flat-chested co-worker and she also suffers from this. Hmmm pondering nipple clamps or something kinky to help with this.


D

 

[Brolli]

Boobs

Well, i'm not fussy when it comes to boob sizes. from two-pease-on-an-ironing-board to two-melons-on-an-sack - i'm not fussed. Honestly.

But poetic, darling, you're breasts will be lovely no matter the size.

Paul
xxxx

 

[THE THING84uk]

Wow amazing folks in the UK actualy Posting. AT LAST its bin friken dead round here.

 

[THE THING84uk]

Who cares how big the breasts are Breasts dont make the woman am i right or am i right i know i'm right do you think i'm right.

 

[Brolli]

Band?!

I AM THE BAND YOU FUCK! NOW GET THE FUCK BACKA ND PLAY THE MOTEHR FUCKING GEE-FUCKING-TAR YOU FUCKING FUCK!

 

[Brolli]

**ahem...**

I am SO sorry, I ahve NO idea how axle rose managed to hack my acount!

Paul
xxxx

 

[UKPoeticDreamer]

Too much of a good thing

Brolli-

Step back from the heavy metal... there is such a thing as "metal poisioning". *giggle*

Everyone else -
And on the breast question, yes it does matter to some people. Self appearance and self worth should not be based on physical appearance but yet it is interesting to see what people's prefernences are based on their sexual experiences.

For example: I prefer men who are shorter than I am. (5'11") but that is due to some very good lovers who hooked me on them.

Preferences are interesting... I just like to explore them.

D

P.S. Merci Brolli....

 

[Brolli]

Height

Well, this is so cool, i'm only 5'10, of course you know this already.

 

[Astroman]

Afternoon all

Brolli.
I wounder who upset Salami ?????.

Poetic Welcome back.
I have no size pref but do like big long nipples.

Finely
A BIG welcome to English Lady

 

[THE THING84uk]

You got Axl there with ya? Great hold him down ill be over in five minutes with the Flensing knives.

 

[Brolli]

Hey Astro

dude, how's it hanging?

I have no idea who upset Salami, it wasn't me - how do you know he's upset?

Paul
(without the kisse sthis time, my lips are getting wor out - PD, care to revitalise them?)

 

[Brolli]

Dude!

Right, you nail him to the floor, i'll axe him with my Fender!

 

[THE THING84uk]

Greetings from THE THING

Oh Hi to you other folks as well I know Brolli allready being his partner in crime an all but hi to the rest of yas too.

 

[Astroman]

Brolli

Seemed to be in his last post ?.
I.m fine.
you seem on good form. who was she ?.
No one comes home that happy from work.

 

[Brolli]

She?!

Not happy, hyper.

I had about 2 and a half hours of sleep last night, and baout 4 the night before. I have passed beyond the state of tiredness, fallen down the ravine of fatigue, and am now currently bouncing along the rapids of hyperactivity quite happily

Paulus Phallus Maximus
xxxx

 

[THE THING84uk]

I am not wearing any pants.

Dude take a Valium
that or take up Natureism i did and i feel so freeeeeeeee.