UK Personals Chat

[Mr Wolf]

Evening all, hi Tiger.

 

[tigerlileeuk]

hiya wolfie.....hows you....? or should i kneel and say hello Sir how are You?

 

[Mr Wolf]

Fine, just about to start a week of nights. How is life treating you cheeky?

 

[kinkyshell]

Brolli

Just to clarify - my Master (notice the capital letter) may flirt as you put it with who ever he chooses. It is I that may not.

In the realms of normality, jealousy would normally kick in at this point, but as a sub I am not permitted to show my emotions with regard to this matter.

So you see it does not worry me that others flirt with my Master, or that others PM my Master about me, I may have some lessons yet to learn and am grateful for any help others wish to give. Thank you Tiger for drawing my Masters attention to my grammer. And thank you Master for passing this information on to me.

I am sure I can only learn from it.

Kinky

 

[Brolli]

Huck it...

Well Kinky...

I reckon we should still do it (do IT... "IT!") anyway...
perhapse you should think about upgrading to a younger, faster and sportier model? A model that does better miles to the gallon, perhaps?

Paul
xxxx

 

[kinkyshell]

Younger Model

Please note Master that this is not flirting, I am just mearly asking a question.

So Brolli, what makes you think that you can get more miles per gallon, than an older wiser model?

Surely as you get older you can only improve with age. Improvement though can only be gained from experience!!!!

Kinky

 

[Brolli]

Experience...

Contray to popular beliefe, experience does not come from age - experience comes from practice and lots of hard work.
Wisdom may come from age, but being wise doen not make youa good fuck.
Another point to make about coming with age is that it takes less less effort to cum with age, if you catch my drift, and also the tendency to not rise to occassion,as well ar rheumenoid arthritis to the joints.
Dementia Mentus, forgetfulness ("now which hole DO i put this thing in again?" - "uh, that's my ear you old age idiot!"), and the tendency to loose the restraint on how much one's bladder an retain without wetting yourself also loosens, so when he does eventually manage to rise his little soldier, you should question whether it's ejactulation, or jjust merely not being able to it in any longer.

Paul
XXXX

PS, Kinky, i'll have more PMs like that last one

 

[kinkyshell]

Oh dear...........

Brolli,

That is being 'very disrepectful' to my Master.

What can I say, that is not very nice, though I must admit it is funny. Funny in the way that, that is how someone of your youth would perceive the situation.

My Master I am sure, does not fit into any of your catergories, but we will all end up like that in the end, even yourself, though you have got a while until you get to that stage.

As for me sending you PM's, me thinks that you are trying to get me into trouble with my Master, as you know that I am not allowed to do such things.

Brolli, you must understand that if my Master believes that I have been PM ing with you, i will be punished.

Kinky

 

[Brolli]

Youthful and wise...

Oh my god, you actually got the point I was trying to make?
"Respect your elders" - i will respect only those whome make themselves worthy of my respect - until then, i don't see what's so hot about your old age pervert "master" (NOTE: the lowecase m)

And he's right, maybe I am trying to provoke him, try and find out whether he backs up words(punishment) with action, or just the usual bullshit he leaves lying baout this forum...

Come out from the shadows, old man, and stop hiding behind your slave, or is that all you do, hid ebehind those around you to protect yourself from shots fired after you pull the trigge ron the opening barrage?

**sneers**

Paul
xxxx

 

[Astroman]

Evening kinky

It'a like a game of tennis in here tonight.

 

[Brolli]

Tonsil Tennis ;-)

Yes, and currently it's 40 - love - old men should learn to leave well alone.

 

[kinkyshell]

Hi Astro how ya doin?

Brolli - as my Master is unavailable to comment at this time, I feel I must address this issue. I am sure at the first opportunity my Master will respond to your disrepectful comments or maybe not, perhaps he will not lower himself to your level. He has no reason to justify himself.

Kinky

 

[Astroman]

30-40

 

[Southsider]

Experience

Evening boys and girls, 'tis I.

Things have progressed a bit here since I was last in, and that's a good thing. It's interesting to note that there has been an unprompted resurgence of the age = experience debate, a subject I remember touching *ooeer* on briefly before.

Young Brolli, in all his youthful, ahem, exuberence is I believe trying to make a valid point. Namely that age does not necessarily equate with experience. I.e. one could be an old hermit with no idea. Young Brrrolls on the other hand is clearly a young tyke with vast experience gained in a relatively short period of time and therefore expects a level of respect usually reserved for someone of, BS's standing.

Let's be honest, yonger chaps usually have a bit more vim and vigour about them, but young Brolli, never underestimate your competition, for the force can be equally strong with those you may easily dismiss.

Poteic's 5'11"!!!!!!???? Very interesting (she still very definitely does something for me...)

 

[Brolli]

Hey south,a stro (sorry i never said hi before, man)

Astro, waddya mean 30-40? he's hiding behind his slave for gods sake.
Southsider: You make valid contribustions, but never EVER estimate or make assumptions till you know about your opponent. Under estimating is bad enough, but negligence could lead to tradgedy.
However, my oponent, I ahve on good authority, is not from from being an OAP (he's 59)... Now how many OAPs do you know could 'come down to my level'?

And kinky, perhaps your master is not more unwilling, more unable to attend my level of kai.
Face it... he's old, he's weak, and he has no idea what he's just started.

Paul.

 

[Astroman]

Vim and vigour

How old is old ?
I had a very nice 4 hour session yesterday night and a one hour one this morning.

 

[Brolli]

Age

I believe old age begins at OAP... but, if the body or mind slows down before then, I guess you could say old before his/her time. And my correction, my... ah... connection says she can't remember his exatc age now. Let's give him an average age of say... 56?

 

[kinkyshell]

Age is in the mind

Brolli,

So where do you get your information from, me thinks there must be someone else out there who knows more than they are telling.

Age only lives in our minds, a man of 18 may not be able to perform any better than a man of 80. We are all as young as we feel, or the partner that we feel as the case maybe.

Master is not hiding, he is just unaware at this time of what is going on.




Astro,

Care to tell us all about it?

Kinky

 

[Brolli]

Pfft!

Unaware...

A pity that he's undergoing senility so soon... i wa slooking forward to hearing any contributions to this one-sided argument that he shouldn't have started.

 

[Astroman]

Re tell us you about it.

If i tell you about it you know it would spoil the long, long hot and passsioate nights i have planned for youl.

 

[Brolli]

Astro, i'm shocked!

Surely you don't use the same tequnique over and over again?
**puts a hand over his mouth and gasps**

 

[Southsider]

Mind games

Brolli, Brolli, Brolli, chill the fuck out man. Anyone would think you felt threatened the way you post.

 

[Astroman]

Yes,no ,yes,yes,yesno,no,no,yes, ect.

 

[Brolli]

As chilled as a corps ein the morgue

I'm chiiled. Honmestly, no really, i am. Don't believe me? **takes temperature... 35.8 **... and that's cold!

Paul
xxxx

PS: i better be off now. Another hectic morning ahead of me.
Kinky knows, don't you sweeteart? Talk to you tomorow.

To the rest, adieu, and to thee i shall merely type.

 

[Astroman]

Re: Mind games

Brolli, Brolli, Brolli, chill the fuck out man. Anyone would think you felt threatened the way you post.

He's had along 48 hours not much sleep .mind has gone .NO SEX