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Nite astro, southey

Astro, you're right.

Mmm, sleep... no buzzers, no patients, no smelly, horrible bedpans... just my dreams about tomrow with Shell...

Bliss...

Paul
xxxx

PS: i'm REALLY going this time!

Ja ne!
 
Notice he does not say goodnight to me.

Astro, are you trying to get me punished too !!!!!!
 
oh yes

Hi ya South

I love to be punished......

Yes i'm affraid that I do, but only when it is my Master administering it.

And only if my Masters thinks that I need it, as my Masters sub, I aim to please my Master, not give him reason to punish me. But yes I love it.

Kinky
 
Ah the thrill of riding that fine line. Dare you, or dare you not?

I'll wager you just can't resist misbaving and damn the consequences.
 
Absent

Well well well

Looking at the threads i have been away too long. Seems i have been missing loads of fun n games.

Hello's n hugs to all, especially my baby silent xxxxxx

I've read the threads but please feel free to bring me up to speed on anything i have missed.

Speak with u all soon xxx:devil: :kiss:
 
morning all....seems i missed some fun last night...
and hi wolfie..im not cheeky... just me !!! and kinky... when i get time i will come in and stick up for you ! i know exactly where you are coming from...but i am sure you know that !!!
 
I feel rather like a little girl, invited to skip with some kids waiting to jump in she's thinking. " I know I can do this, its all a case of timing right? but what if I jump and I hit the rope and end up falling on my bottom-i'd belaughed at"

Yes I am definitely feeling a bit like that....
 
A good morning one and all

I love monday mornings the house is now peaceful once more.

Hi English Lady .
If your still there it will be ok just jump right on in and have fun.
We let it all hang out here .;)
 
Very Interesting

Hmmm been watching, as one does, the events of last night unfold.(ever the voyeur ;) ) Reminds me of a SUB-DOM experience I had over a year ago. Dangerous stuff... mind bending... will tearing but sadly in real life not exactly as intense as on-line.

Brolli - Don't let Salami's age fool you. One of my best friends is 63 and he is as formidable in bed as the scariest of men. I personally would not sleep with him but I am sure he could hold up his own. One thing about age... as you grow older you experience the pleasures of more people and thus learn more.
The enthusiam of youth has something to be said though. But the court is still out. I guess it is a matter of respect for Big Salami and KinkyShell. Some women need to be dominated... as do some men. Some people have kinks... others do not. Some people are homosexual and other's straight. It is the differences that make Lit cool. Though I am not into 50% of what I read on here it is interesting to know it exists. In the immortal words of a fellow formidible female.... "Whatever floats your boat". And if teasing shell does it for you. *smile* more power to ya.

Hope everyone is well today.

D
 
Morning all

I trust we all slept well!!!!

Thanx Tiger there are times when help is greatly needed and I will appreciate all the help I can get.

Hi English Lady, it's great to meet you, please jump in as much as you can, the more females we have on board the happier the men become. So tell us some more about yourself!!

Morning Astro - are there many chores to do today?

And finally and most importantly Good Morning Master, (I have saved the best for last.)

Yours
Kinky
xxxxxx
 
Morning, morning all you randy guys and dolls.

Sun is shining, there's some belting tunes on the radio, I haven't had a ciggie for over four weeks and an energetic weekend has left me feeling invigorated - all the cylinders are firing. (this good cheer will last until that last coffee wears off so make the most of it folks)
 
thank you my darling

kinkyshell said:
Morning all

I trust we all slept well!!!!

Thanx Tiger there are times when help is greatly needed and I will appreciate all the help I can get.

Hi English Lady, it's great to meet you, please jump in as much as you can, the more females we have on board the happier the men become. So tell us some more about yourself!!

Morning Astro - are there many chores to do today?

And finally and most importantly Good Morning Master, (I have saved the best for last.)

Yours
Kinky
xxxxxx
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thanks indeed my darling shell, i am flattered that you presented your posting in such a way! you are the best thing on here for me too sweetie, let's hope the conflicts of the past 24 hours will now dry up and go away!
i have no intention of dignifying any of the specific remarks posted on here by refering to any of them individually, i just hope that light will enter into the lives of those who do not understand our position!

PD, a very good posting, well said dear lady! but, i would have expected nothing less than complete common sense from you PD!


The Big Salami has spoken! and now rests his case!
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Cheeky Tiger???

So its just you eh! Don't I know it....a belated morning to you and catch you soon for a chat perhaps. :D
 
A BIG THANK YOU

A big thank you to everyone for a last 7 days of fun.It's been a pig of a year for me and, with my dad dieing suddenly after a two year roller coaster ride of uncertainty over illness and life expectancy i have not been my you usual self, for long, long time.
Now i feeling a lot more relaxed and happer and it great to be getting back to normal.

LONG MAY IT CONTINUE .:nana: ;)
 
Re: A BIG THANK YOU

Astroman said:
A big thank you to everyone for a last 7 days of fun.It's been a pig of a year for me and, with my dad dieing suddenly after a two year roller coaster ride of uncertainty over illness and life expectancy i have not been my you usual self, for long, long time.
Now i feeling a lot more relaxed and happer and it great to be getting back to normal.

LONG MAY IT CONTINUE .:nana: ;)
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Astroman, despite our differences of late, i want to tell you how sad i am to hear of your loss, i do know what you will have been going through as i lost my mother and my dear wife fairly close together and a loss of somebody so close can be so hurtful!

i am pleased to hear that you are feeling that you are returning to a more stable life, i know it's a cliche but, time IS a great healer and in time, your sad times will be replaced by happier memories of your lost one! All the very best to you!

and now, if you must, we may return to the way we have been of late??

The Big Salami has spoken! and awaits another onslaught!
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Thankyou Astroman and Kinkyshell..I shall jump in then and hope to not go arse over tit! :D

Ok a bit more about me...hmmm well,I met my husband online in a chat room about 4 1/2 years ago now and we've been married for the last 2 years. I am really busy being a Mum at the moment, I must say I love it for the most part; I really do feel nature intended me to be a mummy,I feel more fulfilled now then ever before in my life.

Ok something a little lighter! :D I love to read; mostly Fabtasy&sci-fi stuff. Terry Pratchett,Piers Anthony, Duglas Addams,JV Jones and David Gemmell are authors I particularly enjoy reading. Ok well thats it for now I guess! Maybe I'll jump in somemore at a later date! :D
 
My dearest Astro

As my Master has said, time is the greatest healer, we should all try to learn to celebrate a life, more than to mourn a death. As time passes wounds heel.

Memories are our greatest things,
They last from day to day,
They don't give up,
They don't wear out
And they can't be given away

I am very glad to hear though that you are now having fun, lets keep that up then, there is nothing worse than feeling down.


Hi, English Lady lovely to know more about you. Being a mum is the best thing on earth, as there is no manual given at birth, we all have to learn our mistakes as we go along, there may be ups and there may be downs along the way but all that matters is the fact they are yours. They bring us fulfillment in everything they do, Children are a gift - and I have never been given more wonderful gifts.
Making them was fun too !!!!!!!

How many of us are parents?

Kinky
xx-xx
 
Kinkyshell..you are so right, being a mum is fantastic! Each day I get so much from my daughter, She is a little star and an absolute joy! I think most of the fun is found in the fact that you aren't given a manual and its all about learning as you go along, learning together as a family!


If people want to take a peek at my little ray of sunshine have a look at the website my husband has done for her


http://www.bethannyannwillow.com
 
Wow the Brolster really pulled the claws out. BUT i'm on his side Experience dont come from age i mean look at the pope hes gotta be about 900 how many wild night u think hes had?
 
It's a well known fact that the Pope is a) hung like a rhino b) possesed of marathon stamina c) "a sensitive and considerate lover" (big prize for anyone who twigs where I lifted that quote from, it's in context).

It's great being in your physical prime isn't it?
 
nice posting shell

kinkyshell said:
My dearest Astro

As my Master has said, time is the greatest healer, we should all try to learn to celebrate a life, more than to mourn a death. As time passes wounds heel.

Memories are our greatest things,
They last from day to day,
They don't give up,
They don't wear out
And they can't be given away

I am very glad to hear though that you are now having fun, lets keep that up then, there is nothing worse than feeling down.


Hi, English Lady lovely to know more about you. Being a mum is the best thing on earth, as there is no manual given at birth, we all have to learn our mistakes as we go along, there may be ups and there may be downs along the way but all that matters is the fact they are yours. They bring us fulfillment in everything they do, Children are a gift - and I have never been given more wonderful gifts.
Making them was fun too !!!!!!!

How many of us are parents?

Kinky
xx-xx
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there's definitely no manual given, even for us dads, i have 4 sons (so far!) and being a dad has always been a time of trail and error! plus, as you mentioned makinfg them WAS/IS great fun
and you can never have enough practice to keep you in the frame in case any more are needed!!
after all, charlie chaplin became a father at age 82! so, there's plenty of time for an old fart like me yet!! lmao!


The Big Salami has spoken! and needs more practice!
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I have a question......

If making babies is so much fun, how come that giving birth to them is such a bitch?

Why aren't men made to suffer in this way?

I have three boys and two girls, Yes they are all mine and No, I am not mad.

I believe though that children should only be brought into this world, if they have parents who care for them and are capable of looking after them.



Thing84 - some vigorous excercise b4 bed usually aids sleep, try jogging a mile or two!!!!!!

English Lady - I love reading to and I also love to write.
You are the first person I know that has met and married via the net, I think that is wonderful. You can jump in whenever you feel you want to, don't wait, we could do with some new conversation.

Astro - are you still chillin?

Master thank you for your kind words - and hears to lots of practice!!!


Kinky
xx-xx
 
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