UK Personals Chat

[YorkshireBear]

*scopes out the half naked fatslut and looks down at the fact excitement is setting in and the lower half is naked.... turns red!

A nice pile of underwear building up in here I see Looking forwards to you joining us shell. So whats the next garment to be got rid of then?

YB

 

[kinkyshell]

YB, as I have said you will have to obtain Master's permission before I can undress. But thank you for the offer.
On a warm afternoon, after a hard day at the office, very little clothing is worn anyway.


Astro - where are you?


Master, I had a good dig around but they wouldn't let me bring anything home.
That's not very nice - I asked so nicely aswell, didn't tell them why I needed it, but I think they may have guessed !!!!
Nothing like the sight of a man in a pair of tights to turn all those sexual urges to dust......................


My day is improving by the minute - NOT


Kinky
xx-xx

 

[Mr Wolf]

PD I used to know a site that sold that sort of equipment, including stocks, it is very tempting to put your sub in something like that I must admit, the only problem is I haven't the room...lol I can just imagine having friends stop over and asking why the spare bed has got turning handles top and bottom! LMAO

 

[champ69]

quite right - new user - need U board...

 

[kinkyshell]

Hi Champ

Care to introduce yourself to us?
Then just jump in when you feel the urge.

Hi Wolf - how do you know that the guests wouldn't want to play too?


Kinky
xx-xx

 

[Astroman]

Re: Watches as the Underwear flies past......

Well there seems to be alot of half naked people about this glorious afternoon.


Before I can enter into the chucking undies thing, I will first need to get my Master's permission, so in the meantime, I will just have to say 'hi' !!!

I do however have a burning question that I need to ask.
Men having control in the bedroom is one thing but why do they think that they own the roads too?

Slow down guys, be nice, be happy and chill out a bit.

Kinky
xx-xx

Hi all.

Kinky saw this post and have run to a nuclear shelter. From here i mointor events and will come out when i feel safe to do so.

 

[kinkyshell]

Holds white flag.........................

Astro, come out, come out where ever you are, the coast is clear.
I just had another of those bad days. I am in a really good mood, believe it not.

So have you finished the chores?
I am about to start mine, having been gone all day, I need to clear the bomb sight, that has appeared in my absence.

Bless their little hearts.

Kinky
xx-xx

 

[Astroman]

kinky GOOD to hear see that things are looking up
yes i have for now (you know it never ends)

MUST HAVE FOOD.

 

[tigerlileeuk]

evening all.one very tired tiger.....work kills !!

 

[Astroman]

HI tiger i have been spurned by kinky. I a need a bosom to cry in to can you help or know some one that
can ????????????.

 

[tigerlileeuk]

well i do possess bosoms......

 

[Astroman]

Right that will do me,i am on my way to you.

 

[Astroman]

Thats better.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.Nice bosoms tiger.

THANKS .

 

[tigerlileeuk]

Right that will do me,i am on my way to you.

far to come ???

 

[Astroman]

I can come as far as you like i do not mind how long it takes.

 

[tigerlileeuk]

I can come as far as you like i do not mind how long it takes.

lmao.......naughty

 

[Astroman]

I can all so be as naughty as you like.

 

[tigerlileeuk]

I can all so be as naughty as you like.

oh i'm an angel....ask anyone who knows me

 

[Astroman]

Would love to see your halo or, do you keep it hidden???????.

 

[Astroman]

Tiger i have got to go, now you have my attention.
I look forwould to getting to know you lot more in the very near future.
Thanks again for use of your bosoms.they were a great comfort to me and have put joy back in to my life.

 

[YorkshireBear]

ah well today as been another arse, any more room on your bosom tigerliliee I could use some comforting myself.

YB

 

[Brolli]

Bad day, everybody?

It appears that everybody except me has had a bad day today... except possibly Shell.

My day has been quite eventful - friend came over, dragged me into the city, where we wandred about eating our quisine and drinking our fine refreshing beverages (oh alright, sausage rolls washed down with a soft drink from Greggs). From there, we went to his college, promptly turned about face and walked back to the main street, headed to Windows (a large music store) and bought myself replacement E-string and looked at the DVD collection, whilst precuroing myself an album i've been looking for for a while, as well as the sequel (and latest) album form the abnd
Then, we headed into HMV, because he found a AC/DC DVD that i appently had to see, then it was off to the local sci-fi fantsay shop to look at anime/manga stock - and i found myself buying a video.
So it was quickly back to this glorious house to string my GEEtar, and watch the video. Oh, and eat copiously.

All and all, it's been one sweet day.

Paul
xxxx

 

[big salami]

Re: Watches as the Underwear flies past......

Well there seems to be alot of half naked people about this glorious afternoon.


Before I can enter into the chucking undies thing, I will first need to get my Master's permission, so in the meantime, I will just have to say 'hi' !!!

I do however have a burning question that I need to ask.
Men having control in the bedroom is one thing but why do they think that they own the roads too?

Slow down guys, be nice, be happy and chill out a bit.

Kinky
xx-xx

had a bad experience on the roads again my sweet? some men (and some women too!) just lack the expertise to know that speed is something that should be reserved for the right time and place! also, there is very poor lane discipline on british motorways and you my darling, above all else should know my views on discipline!! however, we are not going to be able to influence all the morons that there are on the road so, just drive carefully and defensively when such a situation arises, after all, i don't want you to end up in a hospital bed or worse! that could seriously curtail the fun we have planned for the near future!

as for the "chucking undies thing!" you do have my permission shell, after all, you have shown that you can be trusted and that you also have the strength to repel unwanted attention! there is no need for you to miss out on having some laughs, you know the limits now darling don't you!!

as i am unable to stick around all evening, i will just say, have fun and remember that we shall be having a different kind of "fun" in the near future!!


The Big Salami has spoken! and goes off to complete his chores
=================== safe in the knowledge that his
beloved sub is happy and having a
good time!


in case i don't catch you on msn later darling, good night, god bless and i will chat to you in the morning before i join the throng of "selfish and incompetent" male drivers!! lol

 

[big salami]

i can confirm that!

oh i'm an angel....ask anyone who knows me

tiger, you are an angel, of that there is no doubt whatever but,
.................... your halo does have a tendency to slip now and then doesn't it dear??? lol! and then, i hear you are even better!! lol have fun while you can!!, you're not too far away from southern England after all are you?? lmao.


The Big Salami has spoken! and wishes he could stay and have
=================== some fun with his lovely shell and the others!!

 

[Astroman]

Good Evening ??.

Is there anyone on line ????????????????????????????????.