Ultimate Heroes (OOC)

Okay.

Just getting this off my chest, because this is bugging me so much, I don't know why, it just is, I can't get anything else written.

I appreciate that you kept that post, Drakkwall, relatively ORP-friendly. I don't have any objection to an undead dude getting his freak on, first of all, even corpsified folk got needs, no doubt. Besides, as an undying fan of certain supernatural species, it would be hypocritical of me to slam fans of other such species.

I admit that banging the shit out of a Valkyrie would represent a huge temptation. Frankly, I've got my original character portraying Kyle Rayner's girlfriend, for Pete's sake, I'd hardly have a leg to stand on if I denied you a little wish-fulfillment.

But. Here's my thing.

There's a reason Lobo was never a member of The Justice League. There's a reason Hitman was never a member of The Justice League. There's a reason that Marvel had to pretty much bend over backwards to have Wolverine be a New Avenger. Because if any of those people banged a groupie on the kitchen table while there was a meeting going on in the next room, they'd have been kicked to the kerb in a heartbeat.

Even Guy Gardner's relentless macking on various costumed hotties got him this close to getting ousted almost continually. Even his romance with Ice was handled better than your little tryst.

You could argue that you're just playing the character. You'd be right to do so.

You could tell me to fuck off, that this isn't my thread, I'm not the boss of you, gah-blah, gah-blah. You'd be right to do that, too.

But my personal opinion is that your character's actions and your apparent lack of interest in the plot and cast of this thread for the sake of just blasting people, snarling at good guys, and disrespecting women, is like a splinter in my brain and I need you to cut that shit out.
 
I gotta agree Chas. Honestly, I am struggling to find a reason for Spectre not to rip him in half. Literally. Even bound to Cap, The Spectre is still the Spectre, and after the way Spawn has behaved Cap alone would most likely have slugged him.

Drak, seriously, are you here for your own amusement or for the ability to write with others? If you want a solo, Spawn pisses off the world adventure, then hey have at, but seriously this shit is a bit ridiculous, you know, for a group thread, about HEROES.

Just my two cents. Whatevs.
 
Besides that, maybe a minute or two of thread time has passed since Spawn left. That's a quickie, even for the Flash!!

(& some things just shouldn't be rushed!)
 
It's worth noting that unless Drakk goes back and edits his posts, Spawn never actually "left" until this last post established it.

It strikes me that he retconned the departure so that a) it wouldn't look like all the other characters were ignoring him and b) so he wouldn't have to respond to all of the plot-related chatter going on in his "absence."

Also, yeah, what Brax said.

Quick, dirty, noisy, kinky, whatever. Probably it's been a long wait for Spawn, most guys wouldn't have lasted especially long with a woman after that long of a dry spell.

Still. Disrespectful to women probably not the best way to act with Diana in the room.
 
Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyys, just stopping in real quick to say hi and let you all know that things are going good conmigo. I'm actually really happy and my brain doesn't really hurt anymore. Not sure how long it'll be before I check back in again

*ponders*

*waves goodbye*
 
Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyys, just stopping in real quick to say hi and let you all know that things are going good conmigo. I'm actually really happy and my brain doesn't really hurt anymore. Not sure how long it'll be before I check back in again

*ponders*

*waves goodbye*

Love you, Kimmeh-cub.

Good to hear you're okay!
 
Been thinking about the deja vu thing that Bats, Thor, and J'onny have all had at Rose-1066.

Maybe I've come up with an explanation?

On the primary DCU, Triumph was an original member of The JLA who got wiped from history by a temporal glitch. He was restored to existence during "Zero Hour," but no-one remembered him. I'm thinking maybe the same thing happened to the Rose of this timeline?

Earth, uh, Earth-2636? Earth-263672?

...something?

Maybe she was on that JLA, and like Triumph got wiped from history. But certain people, like the recently-resurrected Thor, time-flung Batman, and Knower of Things J'onn (not to mention J'onn woulda been on that JLA), might recall temporal afterimages of her, hence the feeling of nlb'poH.

She may or may not have also come back during this world's "Zero Hour," though perhaps in a way that no-one noticed? Or maybe she's still "gone," I dunno.
 
or maybe Wraith had a miscalculation & popped them in the wrong reality.



it's possible

It's either that, or the transdimensional bar-hopping, heh, or Rose-2636 is a plant elemental again and went walking back in time like Swamp Thing, and they're remembering meeting her glancingly in the past having not yet met her in the present.
 
or she lives her life in reverse like Merlin. Or the aspect of Time from the Incarnation of Immortality series by Piers Anthony.
 
or she lives her life in reverse like Merlin. Or the aspect of Time from the Incarnation of Immortality series by Piers Anthony.

No!

The Maerlyn thing! "The Once and Future King" by T.H. White!

...hm. Maybe.

Maybemaybemaybe. Merlin's an odd duck in The Marvel Multiverse. Of course, myth being myth, there could and probably are multiple Merlins, just like there's been more than one Atlantis, more than one Camelot, more than one Hercules...
 
Raymond E Feist books.

it's a bar in the middle of the Hall of Doors

a place in a pocket of the multiverse

& a really really fun concept!!!!
 
Raymond E Feist books.

it's a bar in the middle of the Hall of Doors

a place in a pocket of the multiverse

& a really really fun concept!!!!

:: winks :: An Azrakel once invited a Rose there, but she wasn't 21 yet. All the same, I couldn't resist the Constantine riff.
 
Well, here's where we start:

Chas, Luna, thanks for your posts here regarding Drak's latest post in the IC.

I am in total agreeance with both of you. I have, to this point, tolerated Drak's Spawn characterizations because I had hoped he was getting around to taking the storyline seriously, and of course, Spawn was just being Spawn.

I'm not one to make waves or cause issues, and I generally give the authors that write with me in one of my threads extremely free reign to do pretty much what they want. However, I do at least expect those authors to follow the general rules of posting. One of those rules is: unless the thread author states otherwise, any character the thread author introduces as an NPC is controlled by the thread author.

Which brings us to the subject of the Valkyrie. I thought the whole Spawn/Valkyrie thing was kinda cute at first, but this latest is too extreme and not cute at all. At no time did I authorize anyone to use the Valkyrie as NPCs. The only NPC I gave to the authors in this thread was Heimdall (which everyone played very nicely, thank you).

The post referenced by Chas and Luna regarding Spawn's activities absolutely does not fit with the storyline at all. Furthermore, I will NOT tolerate anyone causing any disturbances with any of the other authors in this thread, especially ones who obviously care deeply about the story and their characters' interactions with the plot and other characters.

And, here is where we end:

Drak, edit your posts, removing all references to Valkyrie and Spawn's interactions with them. Write your character as Spawn, of course, but stick with the storyline and ultimate goal of saving Earth from the gathered evil forces. If you feel you cannot do this, then remove yourself from this thread.

Thank you.

-AmenRa
 
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