Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[Celtia]

oy---so many ideas...

I have paintbrushes, and am now wondering how they will feel on my clit.

Looking behind me, I see the decorative sword, with the long, tapered handle, with a ball at the end (oooooo).

My fave is the bathtub. Straddle the tub edge and rub against the cold enamel...mmm...or lay down and turn the tap on, letting the water rush over your pussy (I like that one a lot), and of course, the massaging shower head.

I've also discovered that Mach 3 razors (the metal handled ones) are fantastic. Not overly large, but ridged and COLD....mmmm, rub your clit and push one of these in and out. And being so small, if you're seated on the edge of the bathtub with your legs spread, you can easily angle it to hit your sweet spot. Mmmmm...

Geez...my poor Beau is in trouble when he gets home tomorrow morning...

 

[sheath]

Re: sorry not to have read entire thread..

Has anyone mentioned corn on the cob? You choose the size. Perhaps with condom for sanitary purposes? Would it feel bumpy??

Do guys by themselves have any better option than left or right?

Corn...

Corn is a good thing.

Sure, guys have other options! There is a whole awesome line of cyberskin toys for men. I have heard from many of my male friends that they work like a charm...

S.

 

[sheath]

I've also discovered that Mach 3 razors (the metal handled ones) are fantastic. Not overly large, but ridged and COLD....mmmm, rub your clit and push one of these in and out. And being so small, if you're seated on the edge of the bathtub with your legs spread, you can easily angle it to hit your sweet spot. Mmmmm...

*gasp*

Okay...now I know how to get hersixstring to forgive me for using his razor...

Awesome idea, and I cannot wait to try it!

S.

 

[Celtia]

Hehehe...

Yeah, I'm sure my Beau has noticed the razor moved from his usual place. He probably thinks I'm shaving with it...

 

[sheath]

Hehehe...

Yeah, I'm sure my Beau has noticed the razor moved from his usual place. He probably thinks I'm shaving with it...

hersixstring just finally gave up and bought himself a new one, so I could have the first one. Guess now he will have an entirely different reason to tease me over that. *blushing*

S.

 

[H0wl]

Hre's an idea..

One of those little nubbly rubber finger tips they use for counting money could be interesting.

Washable markers could be amusing too.

I have all sorts of spare computer cables that could be put to kinky uses.

Zip ties of varying sizes. Maybe some of those velcro cable organizers.

You could take coins and place them in various strategic spots on your lovers body and see how long you could make love before all the coins fell off, or use them for hot/cold sensation.

 

[sheath]

Re: Hre's an idea..

You could take coins and place them in various strategic spots on your lovers body and see how long you could make love before all the coins fell off, or use them for hot/cold sensation.

Creative fella, you are!

This quote above reminds me of the 'five dimes' game. You stand over a surface, like a hardwood floor. Something that allows you to hear a dime fall. Then one person places five dimes on five fingertips of one hand...covers the dimes with the other fingertips...so you are holding five dimes between your fingertips. Then you lift your arms above your head. Then the partner who doesn't have the dimes? He/she goes to work, doing everything possible to make you stop those dimes. One dime dropped? All stimulation stops, and the other person has to take their turn. If you don't drop the dimes, you get (hopefully) the orgasm.

It can be the perfect tease.

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Re: Re: Hre's an idea..

Creative fella, you are!

This quote above reminds me of the 'five dimes' game. <snip>

It can be the perfect tease.

S.

yup,yup, yup! what she said!

 

[watergirl]

Hee!

Last night I was out late being social with some friends, who decided to play silly games while drinking...

Most of which involve the fun of new naive people like me being there....

First game - take a stick of cinamon gum, lick your thumb, slather your forhead, and stick the tin paper to your forehead. Eventually, it will get very very hot. Leave it till you cave, or it falls off. You get a temporary red rectangle on your forehead, and everyone feels dumb. I'm sure this is much more fun when you'd be drinking as much as these friends had before I arrived. Many jokes were flying about sticking gum foil to your body with spit in.... other... places. I'm not sure I recommend it, but maybe for a little while.

We played "Kiss the Pig"... everyone sits around a table, and one person starts by holding a small imaginary pig in their hands... "What's that, little pig? You need a kiss? I'm going to kiss my little pig right on the nose." Then you pass the invisible pig to the next person. Oddly, the boys go straight to the intimate - I'm going to kiss my pig on the inner thigh, I'm going to kiss my pig on the boob, I'm gonna give my pig a rim job... (which was ammended to 'French Kiss')

Then, when the pig makes it back to the starter, she says, "What's that, little pig? Ok, the little pig says that everyone has to give the same kiss to the person _____." Can be to their left, right, across the table, to their partner, whatever... So, I had to give some a kiss on the ear, no big there, and someone gave me a kiss on the 'inner thigh.' Folks were quite gentlmanly about me, being that all their spouses were there, and they know I have a sweetie.

I got them playing 'Honey if you love me" - everyone has a chair, but one person. They must get a chair by asking, "Honey, if you love me, will you please please smile?" And the object of their affection must say, "Honey, I love you, but I just can't smile," without cracking a smile.... they were all fairly drunk, kept messing up the line, and the game disintegrated pretty fast.

Well, I must off to paint some more while the sunshines, but fun times abounded...

 

[H0wl]

Re: Hee!

First game - take a stick of cinamon gum, lick your thumb, slather your forhead, and stick the tin paper to your forehead. Eventually, it will get very very hot. Leave it till you cave, or it falls off.

She mentioned this to me when I was on the phone earlier and of course the first thing I thought about.....

I love how much we're on the same wavelength sometimes.

Washable markers could be a lot of fun. Just make SURE they're washable or in inconspicous spots.

And probably a good idea to keep away from the mucous membranes.

Edited for sloppy proofreading.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Hmmmm... after using my 100 ft. surveying tape today, I realized just how useful it could be ..... to tie up and measure at the same time! coul make for some fun times.

 

[Cathleen]

bumping this - entertainment value and moments of sheer brillance.

 

[midwestyankee]

and a bumpity-bump bump once again.

 

[Cathleen]

Hmm, with the coming holiday season the decorations could be seen or used in many deliciously and creative ways.

(Do you think this ought to move to 'cafe' side?)

 

[ggoof]

Creative fella, you are!

This quote above reminds me of the 'five dimes' game. You stand over a surface, like a hardwood floor. Something that allows you to hear a dime fall. Then one person places five dimes on five fingertips of one hand...covers the dimes with the other fingertips...so you are holding five dimes between your fingertips. Then you lift your arms above your head. Then the partner who doesn't have the dimes? He/she goes to work, doing everything possible to make you stop those dimes. One dime dropped? All stimulation stops, and the other person has to take their turn. If you don't drop the dimes, you get (hopefully) the orgasm.

It can be the perfect tease.

S.

Now this sounds awesome! I love this thread.

 

[human_male]

When I was too young to mention here I used to bung myself with the handle of mum's hairbrush, then I found the Colgate Pump, which I wouldn't recommend.

Fuck I'm weird.

 

[lm2000]

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[asknoquarter]

How about that can of Office Depot Cleaning Duster air?

Tied spread eagle on the bed, getting short little blasts from that can of air....and then covering it in toothpaste and shoving it...

FF

Good idea, until you think about the horrible propelants that are used in those cans. The ones that have killed people who inhale them.

 

[charliegirl0404]

I have spent the past 45 mins reading all this stuff lol and i'm really horny now . I have used a candle a screw driver.... and a few other things i cant remember at the moment.

 

[inkydink]

Some of these have already been mentioned in other threads but.....

1) Snake bite kit

2) Clothes Line makes for fabulous bondage without cutting into the skin

3) Ring Pops candy make good butt plugs

4) Ginger--I've only tried the ground up kind; be careful to sprinkle on a little at a time--it's a little slow to start warming up but gets pleasantly hot

5) Wood strips with clamps on each end make great tit presses

6) A large rubber bouncing ball threaded with a string is a cheap ball gag

7) Frozen hot dogs--warm up pretty fast, but fun while they last

8) Baby/Infant hair brush--really soft bristles great for tormenting cocks--added bonus; flip them over and give that cock a gentle smack

9) Glass jars--place them open end on the skin and heat up with a lighter--they do this at spas--be REALLY CAREFUL the glass heats up quickly!

10) Listerine Pocket Packs--placed on a wet nipple/cock/pussy

11) Fill a tube with warm pasta of your choice--I love spaghetti, and if you don't fill the tube completely full, the pasta slids around inside giving a really unusual sensation!

12) Ping Pong Paddles (I can't believe no one has said this one!) Walmart's has the traditional rounded paddles, but also has a squared off one

13) Remote control vibrators---put on, go somewhere public, and give him the remote! Fantastic fun!

14) Dowels--you can get 3' lengths at craft or hardware stores--they make great 'canes' or you can attach rope/handcuffs/velcro to make cheap spreader bars

15) Liquid LollyPop candy is great for 'painting' and then licking off

Okay, that's all I have at the moment.....

 

[Dragonteeth]

I will say one thing about the remote controlled vibrators...

Most of the cheeper ones use the same system.

Consequently ANY control works with ANY vibe.

Imagine the fun when you discover that two or three of the girls at a party have them...

Happened at an event I went to once... Great fun.


But not really a "Household" object.

 

[LnC7471]

Toys/household items

I've used candles of different sizes in my younger days...and then sharpie markers and screw drivers and golf balls. Then there has been the occassional Red Dog beer bottle (both ends) and the rubber cement bottle. I've thought about seeing just how big of something I could fit in my ass, the only thing(s) that have been there are the candles, sharpie markers, screw drivers, and of course the real thing! I was bored as a child and remember walking around with this little elephant in my panties or lying down on the floor while "humping" this elephant.
ID Glide bottles work well for their intended purpose as well as lubing the actual bottle and inserting it into various holes.

I've experimented and really like the sharpie markers and the ID Glide bottle at the same time...the sharpie in my arse and the ID glide bottle in my pussy. Great sensations...for extra umph, add in a finger or two.

 

[rosebud5446]

for whoever mentioned the liquor bottle... beware! i was at a party once and this girl tried to stick a 40 in her pussy... the lid was off and it caused suction and she couldn't get it out. she had to go to the hospital with A 40 IN HER PUSSY, and they had to remove it, it could have pulled her intestines out with the suction i guess. so if you do insert bottles, make sure they have the lid on, or there is a hole on the other end. god! that was so crazy... small town people man...

 

[Dragonteeth]

for whoever mentioned the liquor bottle... beware! i was at a party once and this girl tried to stick a 40 in her pussy... the lid was off and it caused suction and she couldn't get it out. she had to go to the hospital with A 40 IN HER PUSSY, and they had to remove it, it could have pulled her intestines out with the suction i guess. so if you do insert bottles, make sure they have the lid on, or there is a hole on the other end. god! that was so crazy... small town people man...

The lid is the obvious solution...

Mind you, I don't think it'd be possible to suck your intestines out from your pussy...

I may be a bit rusty on female anatomy though...

It's been a while and they may have evolves since the last time I had my hands on a decent specimin...

 

[raynmakr]

Green Jello with Pears in it.

Ahh, there's no shortage of that here in Utah!! according to Jello, The place that buys the most green Jello in the US is Salt Lake City!!!
Jello could be fun.....
Wonder what my fellow Mormons are doing with it so it sells so high?