Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[Owlz]

LMAO Yes - news at 11 ............

COOL!

 

[Owlz]

Cybersonic toothbrush....oooh, good one, Owlz!

S.

YAY! sheath approves!

...but would you use it to brush your teeth the next morning?

 

[Owlz]

BUMP for my friend sheath

 

[sig357]

Bengay

OK, first off you have to try Albolene Liquefying Cleanser... it is a great anal lube, but it's a little greasy to use as a vaginal lube... usually. Occasional use is OK if you don't overdo (yeast infections result).

You use about 2-3 parts Albolene and about 1 part Bengay. Or you can use just a smidgen of Tiger Balm with the Albolene.

It's rather enlivening. Try it, Sheath, with your favorite household toy.

 

[sheath]

Re: Bengay

OK, first off you have to try Albolene Liquefying Cleanser... it is a great anal lube, but it's a little greasy to use as a vaginal lube... usually. Occasional use is OK if you don't overdo (yeast infections result).

You use about 2-3 parts Albolene and about 1 part Bengay. Or you can use just a smidgen of Tiger Balm with the Albolene.

It's rather enlivening. Try it, Sheath, with your favorite household toy.

Wow...

I've been the unfortunate recipient of a dose of Icy Hot where it wasn't expected...but diluting it with something never occured to me.

Enlivening, eh...?

S.

 

[Owlz]

Leaving a dozen es & a month's supply of her favorite lube for sheath.

 

[sheath]

Leaving a dozen es & a month's supply of her favorite lube for sheath.

Yellow roses and KY Warming Liquid?

Owlz, you are a gem.

S.

 

[Owlz]

Yellow roses and KY Warming Liquid?

Owlz, you are a gem.

S.

As you wish:

http://www.appealingflowers.com/images/yellow-roses.jpg

http://www.aragonproducts.com/products/kyliquid.jpg

 

[sheath]

Thank you, Owlz. It's always nice to get gifts.

S.

 

[Owlz]

Thank you, Owlz. It's always nice to get gifts.

S.

It was my pleasure. (yellow) and a *hug*

 

[grrrlieone]

LMAO.....................How about a maglite while camping?

It was kinda cold, but I was SOOoooo HOT!


-Grrrrrr

 

[sheath]

LMAO.....................How about a maglite while camping?

It was kinda cold, but I was SOOoooo HOT!


-Grrrrrr

So. What size maglite? I am personally thinking about the big "police issue" ones. And tent stakes...I guess those could work, especially the plastic ones...

Any other camping ideas?

I think I need to go camping.

S.

 

[grrrlieone]

Tent stakes???????? OUCH!!! LMAO I was talking about the 2-D sized one. It fit kinda tight....and I felt it the morning after. But it was fun! I don't think I would like the police-issue size. Way too long. Might rupture something. ow




-Grrr

 

[grrrlieone]

Camping is FUN!!!!


-Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Wizard]

I saw this and right away thought of you guys here....


Who needs this kind of phone?

 

[Guest]

 

[midwestyankee]

OMFG - where do I order one?????

Who ya gonna call?

 

[sheath]

Cinnamon Gel Close-Up Toothpaste.



Oh my fucking GAWD.

S.

 

[Wizard]

OMFG - where do I order one?????

I thought you guys might like that one.......

 

[Owlz]

Cinnamon Gel Close-Up Toothpaste.



Oh my fucking GAWD.

S.

The voice of experience, sheath? *hug*

 

[maherg49]

Forget the TOOTHPASTE It stings like a Bastard,
When i was in the army part of the initiation for new recruits was to cover their balls in toothpaste and hold them down and wait for the screaming to start.

 

[WickedEyes]

This has always been a good thread

 

[sheath]

Forget the TOOTHPASTE It stings like a Bastard,
When i was in the army part of the initiation for new recruits was to cover their balls in toothpaste and hold them down and wait for the screaming to start.

Maybe it helps if you are good and aroused first.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Maybe it helps if you are good and aroused first.

S.

Sounds like good clean fun to me.

Of course, this might not work for people whose personalities are abrasive?

 

[janisjoplin197888]

was looking for some ky today and came across the ben-gay. whoa! not brave enough to try it. what a sensation that would be! anyone else ever?

QUOTE] No, I've never used Ben Gay, but I used to use Vicks Cream(can't remember the exact name) Wow. That was nice!.. Kept it all extremely sensitive for a LONG time, I never complained Also, When I needed something quick, I've used screw drivers( after i washed em off) And long neck bottles are good too, Used them a time or 3. I never did get into the ice tho, Just wasnt my thing. OOh yeah!, And a spoon is real nice too!....So you can just kinda smack the clit with it ....This thread just gets my mind going in all different directions.....ok, Enuff for now.Janisj