janisjoplin197888
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HELL YES! I'll be down to my nearest Nokia Dealer 1st thing in the AM.Wizard said:
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firstclassmale
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vegetarians anyone??
I was suprised that the ladies didnt mention veggies in particular cucumbers.you can make them to any size you want..and I was instructed to use a candle .I have myself used lots of different lotions..I remember reaching for a bottle and masterbating with what turned out to be shampoo.. canola oil ..and baby oil is always good just after a sensual massage..but the worst was a foriegn lotion loaded with alcohol.ouccccchhhh.that burned like hell..as for quiet I remember sitting in school as a young guy and discovered playing with my ding a ling..yeah I was quiet but it was a dead giveaway as there was a big spot on my trousers lol..
I was suprised that the ladies didnt mention veggies in particular cucumbers.you can make them to any size you want..and I was instructed to use a candle .I have myself used lots of different lotions..I remember reaching for a bottle and masterbating with what turned out to be shampoo.. canola oil ..and baby oil is always good just after a sensual massage..but the worst was a foriegn lotion loaded with alcohol.ouccccchhhh.that burned like hell..as for quiet I remember sitting in school as a young guy and discovered playing with my ding a ling..yeah I was quiet but it was a dead giveaway as there was a big spot on my trousers lol..
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sheath said:Haha.
You just have to SEE it. Hottest sex scene I've ever seen in a movie, I think. He doesn't touch her once. NOT ONCE. Just that flower. *sigh*
S.
I've seen it and let me just say that seeing is believing. I didn't think it was possible!
*hug*
jaded_lily
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any one mention a pop can
Strangely, I've found a couple of different cylindrical tools next to the bed my ex and I share. One, a 25 CC syringe...not huge, but I'm sure it does the job. Two, the secondary screw-on handle to a drill; somewhat abrasive texture and about 1-2in wide, I wish I could have seen it in use.
As for me, never been too creative (for some reason it is easier for me to think of creative things to do with female genitalia than my own)...just peppermints in various silliness. And of course jets in pools.
As for me, never been too creative (for some reason it is easier for me to think of creative things to do with female genitalia than my own)...just peppermints in various silliness. And of course jets in pools.
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You know I told you the last time you showed your ass on lit that I would be a thorn inOwlz said:
your side for life well it seems you can't learn from your previous mistakes. So I'm back
to rid this site of a rodent. You have 2 choices stay and be followed from post to post for
the entire time or go and leave everyone alone.
For those who don't know he's a known REAL pervert. now before you jump to
conclusions he asked a member here on lit for a soiled pair of her 13 year olds panties.
Now I know that we all have our own Pervs and I don't usually judge anyone about them.
But that is for me and I'd think for all of you as well a bit over the top.
My advice to you is to put him on ignore and hopefully he will go away.
Sigh.
Oh, my.
Owlz Huntress, unless you are prepared to share evidence - link to old post, or name names - I don't think most members here are going to ignore Owlz just on your recommendation.
I do have Owlz on ignore, because I hate his sigline length, and I was extremely unimpressed with his attitude problem with anelizedarkeyes on the bdsm boards. I chose not to spend time reading what he has to say, but it's not a passion of mine to turn others against him.
Please recognize that if you start cluttering up our fun how-to thread with anti-owlz posts, you'll be on ignore faster than he is.
Oh, my.
Owlz Huntress, unless you are prepared to share evidence - link to old post, or name names - I don't think most members here are going to ignore Owlz just on your recommendation.
I do have Owlz on ignore, because I hate his sigline length, and I was extremely unimpressed with his attitude problem with anelizedarkeyes on the bdsm boards. I chose not to spend time reading what he has to say, but it's not a passion of mine to turn others against him.
Please recognize that if you start cluttering up our fun how-to thread with anti-owlz posts, you'll be on ignore faster than he is.
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It's hardly a discovery, but my inner vegetarian has been getting quite horny lately and I keep thinking of ways to play with cucumbers.
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Re: As a matter of fact
It looks like a cross between a whisk and a honey dropper. And I can imagine lots of uses that have nothing to do with honey made by bees.watergirl said:
Well I should add my .02 cents.
First anal experiance was with a comb. In retrospect that was dumb considering its shap. A young male living with parents does not want to explain a lacerated rectum to said parents.
An artificial christmas tree in the box, also not the most pleasent experience. But could be fun for light bd/sm. Don't ask why I know this.
On to the more pleasent.
One Christmas friends gave me and my wife a small bottle of apple cider. It was shaped like a champaing bottle and held about 12-14 oz. It sat in the fridge for months.
Then one night when me and wife were messing around with ropes and stuff, I was getting fustrated. My ex was very creative and always seemed to be able to get a response from me. She would use feathers, felt, all sorts of things. I how ever could not get a response from her. Another problem I don't really like causing a lot of pain. I was worried about doing damage and going to far, I mean I know that clothes pins on the nipples can do wonders but how long is to long.
Anyway she was tied up and I was wandering the house looking for something. I found the bottle of apple cider. The refrigerator was one of those ones that allways froze everything half way. It was very cold.
Well needless to say it did the trick. The ice cold bottle was fun to run along her body. But the best use was on her nipples. She had large nipples and I found that if I put the bottle on the nipple fast enough it made a slight seal and she described the sensations as unique, then I would clean off the juice with an appropriate device(read togune) and start over.
It was not all happy though she was mad at me after as she wanted some of the cider to drink.
First anal experiance was with a comb. In retrospect that was dumb considering its shap. A young male living with parents does not want to explain a lacerated rectum to said parents.
An artificial christmas tree in the box, also not the most pleasent experience. But could be fun for light bd/sm. Don't ask why I know this.
On to the more pleasent.
One Christmas friends gave me and my wife a small bottle of apple cider. It was shaped like a champaing bottle and held about 12-14 oz. It sat in the fridge for months.
Then one night when me and wife were messing around with ropes and stuff, I was getting fustrated. My ex was very creative and always seemed to be able to get a response from me. She would use feathers, felt, all sorts of things. I how ever could not get a response from her. Another problem I don't really like causing a lot of pain. I was worried about doing damage and going to far, I mean I know that clothes pins on the nipples can do wonders but how long is to long.
Anyway she was tied up and I was wandering the house looking for something. I found the bottle of apple cider. The refrigerator was one of those ones that allways froze everything half way. It was very cold.
Well needless to say it did the trick. The ice cold bottle was fun to run along her body. But the best use was on her nipples. She had large nipples and I found that if I put the bottle on the nipple fast enough it made a slight seal and she described the sensations as unique, then I would clean off the juice with an appropriate device(read togune) and start over.
It was not all happy though she was mad at me after as she wanted some of the cider to drink.
sorry not to have read entire thread..
Has anyone mentioned corn on the cob? You choose the size. Perhaps with condom for sanitary purposes? Would it feel bumpy??
Do guys by themselves have any better option than left or right?
Has anyone mentioned corn on the cob? You choose the size. Perhaps with condom for sanitary purposes? Would it feel bumpy??
Do guys by themselves have any better option than left or right?
ferociouskittycat
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No way in hell am I reading 18 pages to see if this has been mentioned already, but...
toothpaste applied to the clit...
Or, bonjela, or similar baby teething gel.
Don't ask...
toothpaste applied to the clit...
Or, bonjela, or similar baby teething gel.
Don't ask...
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Originally posted by Owlz
Key phrase there: *when they let us*
Why not just try saying 'show me'?
Key phrase there: *when they let us*
Why not just try saying 'show me'?
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