Update on attempt to dom my cat..

I see it. Being a cat lover and cat owner for years and years, I see it in her eyes. I don't think I'd leave my hand so close to her teeth for very long.

Can you sleep with your eyes open? Cat's attack at night, you know. :eek:
 
They are all snooty demanding doms, all of them!

I was a proud owner of a litter of four once.

For about five minutes.

And then they had me under their paw. They started small and innocent enough, all balls of fur that needed to be taken care of, and then, little by little, their demons came out. First, the food wasnt good enough and I was punished by scratchings and loud mewlings that would make my neighbours come and berate me for being a heartless monster to those little dust mites.

Then came the i-need-to-be-groomed-and-the-best-time-for-it-is-when-the-puny-human-is-studying-late-night-for-his-exams-and-by-the-ten-circles-of-hell-I'll-raise-the-dead-with-my-caterwauling-if-he-refuses phase. That one wasn't very popular with the neighbours either.

Then came the desecration of a neighbours room, which was followed by them moving into my closet and using it as their personal blood arena.

By the end of it, they had taken over my balcony and had turned it into a temple of death and madness, adorned with dead fruit and mauled food, a smattering of some of my clothes they had bullied me into giving them and eldritch signs marked on the walls in I dont even want to know what! Thankfully, they all grew up and moved out before they reached the Cthulhu R'lyeh phase, but the gravity in that balcony has forever been messed up and it will never be the same again, never, never, never, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER IAIAIAIA!

I might have some residual issues from that experience.
 
Last edited:
I also think I've made a mistake letting the little things use the internet as the search history reveals that they have been doing quite a bit of research into hydroponics. I don't mind if they want to build a cat proof garden in the house so they can have fresh veggies all year but they've learned how to use credit cards :(

I better get some blueberries out of this!

Hydroponics?

I sincerely doubt they're researching that for "veggies", unless you mean the kind you dry out, roll up and smoke.

:D

By the end of it, they had taken over my balcony and had turned it into a temple of death and madness, adorned with dead fruit and mauled food, a smattering of some of my clothes they had bullied me into giving them and eldritch signs marked on the walls in I dont even want to know what! Thankfully, they all grew up and moved out before they reached the Cthulhu R'lyeh phase, but the gravity in that balcony has forever been messed up and it will never be the same again, never, never, never, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER IAIAIAIA!

I might have some residual issues from that experience.

*dies from laughter*
 
Last edited:
I was a proud owner of a litter of four once.

[snip]

I might have some residual issues from that experience.

Ok, I know you're new to lit, so I'm going to give you a headsup. When you post stuff like this you're supposed to post a spew alert so that we know not to have liquids in our mouths when we read your post.

Now there is tea all over my monitor. I blame you. You and your post. :mad:

*dies from laughter*

AND you killed satin! You should be ashamed! No spew alert and killing poor satin! Now who will take care of her kids? :mad:

:p
 
The picture of Bett's kitty and MCL's post make me hyperventilate with glee!
 
Oh laugh now, but once your mind's eye has been exposed to their naked apathy, malice and contempt towards us "disposable can openers", you will forget what sanity and safety tasted like.

*grumble*
 
She's really pretty. Can you take more pictures of her please?

AND you killed satin! You should be ashamed! No spew alert and killing poor satin! Now who will take care of her kids? :mad:

:p

XD Gracie, you're so cute! :heart:
 
Last edited:
Back
Top