Wanderer Mansion

[wanderer2704]

Lovely view.. So heard any good pick me up lines lately?

How about:

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

How about:

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

That's good.. the neat thing is I lived in Tennessee for 8 years..

 

[wanderer2704]

That's good.. the neat thing is I lived in Tennessee for 8 years..

There you go then

How about:

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

There you go then

How about:

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me

That is a catchy one also.. quite new .. quite humorous.. and I bet that one works very well for you. lol

 

[wanderer2704]

That is a catchy one also.. quite new .. quite humorous.. and I bet that one works very well for you. lol

Hmm not sure how to take that.

How about this oldie:

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Hmm not sure how to take that.

How about this oldie:

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Now that one is good.. I'd share my cab with you.

 

[wanderer2704]

Now that one is good.. I'd share my cab with you.

Thanks

How about this:

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks

How about this:

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Now that one would get me to give you my number also.. I mean you could be expecting an important call!!

 

[wanderer2704]

Now that one would get me to give you my number also.. I mean you could be expecting an important call!!

Which is exactly why I might want your number, so what is it then?

How about:

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Which is exactly why I might want your number, so what is it then?

How about:

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Now we are in your mansion so it is your time that should be discussed or is your morning my evening or my evening your evening.
*sips lemonade.. waits patiently for answer to confusing question*

 

[wanderer2704]

Now we are in your mansion so it is your time that should be discussed or is your morning my evening or my evening your evening.
*sips lemonade.. waits patiently for answer to confusing question*

Well (thinking very carefully how to answer) as you are in my mansion you are in my time so therefore your time is my time and my time is your time. In other words we're in the same time! I think.

Now of course if you weren't here we'd be in different times which would roughly mean that my lunch time would be your breakfast time, your lunch time would be my dinner time and your dinner time would be my bedtime. I think!

How about this?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well (thinking very carefully how to answer) as you are in my mansion you are in my time so therefore your time is my time and my time is your time. In other words we're in the same time! I think.

Now of course if you weren't here we'd be in different times which would roughly mean that my lunch time would be your breakfast time, your lunch time would be my dinner time and your dinner time would be my bedtime. I think!

How about this?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes

Well your lunch time and my breakfast time would be short time if time were of the essence because I take time lots of time. Now my dinnertime is your bedtime but my dinnertime maybe earlier then your bedtime and time may not be of the essence depending on the time that time was when you would take some time before you go to bed to call me on my time.

 

[wanderer2704]

Well your lunch time and my breakfast time would be short time if time were of the essence because I take time lots of time. Now my dinnertime is your bedtime but my dinnertime maybe earlier then your bedtime and time may not be of the essence depending on the time that time was when you would take some time before you go to bed to call me on my time.

Now I am

If I've got you right you are saying that whatever time it is in my time in your time it will be just your time. So if that is so and my bedtime is later than your dinnertime then there is a time which is neither my time or your time. But if I were to pick up the phone and call you in my time it would also be your time.

Is that right?

How's this?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Now I am

If I've got you right you are saying that whatever time it is in my time in your time it will be just your time. So if that is so and my bedtime is later than your dinnertime then there is a time which is neither my time or your time. But if I were to pick up the phone and call you in my time it would also be your time.

Is that right?

How's this?
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy

LOL!! I'd love to see your hard-drive!

Hmmmm.. I think the time thing has confused me... lol.

 

[wanderer2704]

LOL!! I'd love to see your hard-drive!

Hmmmm.. I think the time thing has confused me... lol.

You're confused! I've lost all sense of time.

In the words of Mae West "Come up and see me some time" or something like that anyway.

I'm not sure about this one, what do you think?

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

You're confused! I've lost all sense of time.

In the words of Mae West "Come up and see me some time" or something like that anyway.

I'm not sure about this one, what do you think?

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your killin' me!!!!!!


Your place.. I've not been out of the country before.

 

[wanderer2704]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your killin' me!!!!!!


Your place.. I've not been out of the country before.

Well you have now 'cos you're in an English Mansion!

How's this:

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Well you have now 'cos you're in an English Mansion!

How's this:

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case

I did forget that I was in this english mansion.. must have been the friendly company. And what pray tell is your largest organ?

 

[wanderer2704]

I did forget that I was in this english mansion.. must have been the friendly company. And what pray tell is your largest organ?

My


How's this:

To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My


How's this:

To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

That is cute.. but alas.. never had braces.. a nice straight smile on me!

 

[wanderer2704]

That is cute.. but alas.. never had braces.. a nice straight smile on me!

I did have braces briefly in my early teens, wish I had know that line then!

What about:

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I did have braces briefly in my early teens, wish I had know that line then!

What about:

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Cute.. (didn't know I had a fan club)

 

[wanderer2704]

Cute.. (didn't know I had a fan club)

It has one member so far

What about this one?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

It has one member so far

What about this one?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

honored that you are so taken with me you can't talk.

 

[wanderer2704]

honored that you are so taken with me you can't talk.

lol

How about this one?

What would like me to bring to you for breakfast in my bed in the morning?