Wanderer Mansion

[Beauty1]

Hey Red...how are you?

 

[wanderer2704]

Leaving a ...just because.

Picking up the and blowing one your way

 

[veryblueeyes]

Wanderer... Now that it is summer, isn't the resident pool girl needed?

Hey sweetie pie. I hope you are doing well.

 

[wanderer2704]

Wanderer... Now that it is summer, isn't the resident pool girl needed?

Hey sweetie pie. I hope you are doing well.

The job's yours for the taking Vebe's.

I'm great thanks, how are you?

 

[veryblueeyes]

Donning my orange thong bikini and making sure that the Tiki bar is fully stocked, may I take someone's order? The sun is shining bright and I know that a nice cool drink might be needed.

 

[wanderer2704]

Donning my orange thong bikini and making sure that the Tiki bar is fully stocked, may I take someone's order? The sun is shining bright and I know that a nice cool drink might be needed.

A bit early for alcohol I think so I'll just have a glass of nice cold Orange juice please.

 

[Beauty1]

A for the Master.

 

[wanderer2704]

A for the Master.

Why thank you kind lady.

one for you too

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Seems I've wandered away from the mansion for a bit. Glad to have found my way back here.

 

[Cathleen]

Dearest Wanderer,

I'm putting our choices in print here, in case one of us tries to call it off...

I have: Vijay Singh, Ernie Els, Lee Westward and Rocco Mediate.

You have: Tiger Woods, Retief Goosen, Luke Donald, David Toms.

Now, do you want to make this more interesting by using the cut or go for the straight win?

I hope you enjoyed your round - remember what I told you before, S.E.A. I know, you forgot already.... I'll make you wait until I feel like telling you again.

Very Truly yours,

Me lol

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.

"A magic potion" she replies.

"Well what is it for?" he asks.

"This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer."

At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life.

After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manages to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her.

"Well", she asks, "How has your game been?"

"Great! This has been the best year of my life. I have played all over the country and never lost a game."

"And how about your sex life?"

"Oh, not bad."

"Really? This stuff can really ruin a guy's sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?"

"Hmmmm, it was three, no, four times."

"And you call that not bad?"

"Not for a priest with a small parish."

 

[mark197205]

*stalks through the corridors soundlessly in search of his Pengy prey.............*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*hides behind knight armour..

 

[mark197205]

*spots Red attempting to hide behind a suit of armour, but her ample bosom gives her away, I move along continuing my hunt for a Pengy*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

*spots Red attempting to hide behind a suit of armour, but her ample bosom gives her away, I move along continuing my hunt for a Pengy*

* jumps out and screams 4000 and frightens mark..

 

[wanderer2704]

Dearest Wanderer,

I'm putting our choices in print here, in case one of us tries to call it off...

I have: Vijay Singh, Ernie Els, Lee Westward and Rocco Mediate.

You have: Tiger Woods, Retief Goosen, Luke Donald, David Toms.

Now, do you want to make this more interesting by using the cut or go for the straight win?

I hope you enjoyed your round - remember what I told you before, S.E.A. I know, you forgot already.... I'll make you wait until I feel like telling you again.

Very Truly yours,

Me lol

Cate

First I am quite happy to make the competition one of two halves. The results following the cut are as follows:

Your score:

Vijay Singh 6
Ernie Els 57
Lee Westwood 6
Rocco Mediate 10

Your total 79

My Score

Tiger Woods 10
Retief Goosen 1
Luke Donald 17
David Toms 17

My total 45

Oh Cate looks like I won that one better luck for the overall competition.

Oh and yes you're right I have forgotten what S.E.A is or whatever it is you are talking about.

 

[wanderer2704]

* jumps out and screams 4000 and frightens mark..

Thankyou for making your 4,000 post in the Mansion Red, and congratulations.

 

[wanderer2704]

A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.

"A magic potion" she replies.

"Well what is it for?" he asks.

"This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer."

At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life.

After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manages to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her.

"Well", she asks, "How has your game been?"

"Great! This has been the best year of my life. I have played all over the country and never lost a game."

"And how about your sex life?"

"Oh, not bad."

"Really? This stuff can really ruin a guy's sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?"

"Hmmmm, it was three, no, four times."

"And you call that not bad?"

"Not for a priest with a small parish."

Superb, thanks Red I enjoyed that!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Superb, thanks Red I enjoyed that!

I'm glad I got a from you.. made my morning

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thankyou for making your 4,000 post in the Mansion Red, and congratulations.

Your welcome.. and look I got another ... gonna make me swoon...

 

[Beauty1]

Dearest Wanderer,
Enjoy your Holiday.... We here at the Mansion will keep the place neat and clean..Hired a cleaning service to fix up the place after the orgy...So, you go and have a rousing good time and don't worry about anything here.
Love, Your Beauty

 

[Beauty1]

Your welcome.. and look I got another ... gonna make me swoon...

His 's always make me swoon, too Red..

 

[Cathleen]

Cate

First I am quite happy to make the competition one of two halves. The results following the cut are as follows:

Your score:

Vijay Singh 6
Ernie Els 57
Lee Westwood 6
Rocco Mediate 10

Your total 79

My Score

Tiger Woods 10
Retief Goosen 1
Luke Donald 17
David Toms 17

My total 45

Oh Cate looks like I won that one better luck for the overall competition.

Oh and yes you're right I have forgotten what S.E.A is or whatever it is you are talking about.

I am tired of losing to you Wanderer.... but I shall be gracious. I hope you have a wonderful holiday and you come back quickly to your Beauty....

Safe journey to you.

 

[Denae]

Cate & Wanderer are still at odds over sports. Glad to see some things never change.

 

[Cathleen]

Cate & Wanderer are still at odds over sports. Glad to see some things never change.

Yep and I still haven't won any of our friendly wagers.

G'morning Den, how are you?