Wanted BBW for email

Gypsybyrd said:
Surely a wise idea Thump ... {{{{{{{{{{{{thump}}}}}}}}}}}


Yea I think so...besides I dont know if she had a stun gun or not....
 
:rose: Hiya Every one !! *********** Mz. LAdy , Mr. Raja, & Mz. Gypsy ************ Hope yallare having a wonderful day!! :rose: :)
 
thump said:
Hey beautiful Rose...hope you are having a great day.


:rose: I'm having a wonderful Sunday.. My daughters are here & "My Dragon " is in my box, oops Instant messenger on Yahoo > LOL :rose:
 
BabyBlackRose said:
:rose: I'm having a wonderful Sunday.. My daughters are here & "My Dragon " is in my box, oops Instant messenger on Yahoo > LOL :rose:


Well Im glad for you...and Im also gald that your box is not empty ;) :D
 
thump said:
Well Im glad for you...and Im also gald that your box is not empty ;) :D



:rose: lol !! As long as he's in it ,I am absolutely satisfied ,, uh huh uh huh !!! lmao :devil:
 
BabyBlackRose said:
:rose: Hiya Every one !! *********** Mz. LAdy , Mr. Raja, & Mz. Gypsy ************ Hope yallare having a wonderful day!! :rose: :)

Raja and I are Baby...thanks for asking :) :rose:
 
TheGreatRaja said:
it's monday.. I have to work... nothing good will come of it :) sigh

Have a good one :)

Sorry you have to work this evening sweetie..... but will have fun after you get home tonight!!!! :kiss: :kiss:

I'm having a good day just talking to you.
 
LittleLady815 said:
I'm having a great day.....getting to talk to both you and Raja. :kiss: ;)


Hey Darlin, Im glad...just seeing you makes my day :kiss: :rose:
 
Thump were you at Wal-Mart again?

Dear Mrs. Thump,

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Thumpity Thump has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from
shopping in any of our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video
surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling
from
the trouble your husband has caused.
All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed
below.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MEMO: RE: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - Things Mr.
Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in our store:

1. April 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. May 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-
minute
intervals.

3. May 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restroom s.

4. May 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.

5. May 30: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.

6. June 4: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. June 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. June 23: When a clerk asks if they can help
him, he begins to cry
and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. July 3: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. July 15: While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. July 31: Darted around the store suspiciously
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. August 2: In the auto department, practiced his
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. August 11: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. August 13: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's
those voices again!!!!"

And; last, but not least!)

15. August 14: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door and waited awhile;
then, yelled, very loudly, "Anybody have a wet washcloth?!"
********************************************************************************
 
Gypsybyrd said:
Dear Mrs. Thump,

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Thumpity Thump has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this
type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from
shopping in any of our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video
surveillance equipment. Three of our clerks are attending counseling
from
the trouble your husband has caused.
All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed
below.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MEMO: RE: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - Things Mr.
Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in our store:

1. April 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put
them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. May 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-
minute
intervals.

3. May 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
restroom s.

4. May 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.

5. May 30: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.

6. June 4: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. June 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. June 23: When a clerk asks if they can help
him, he begins to cry
and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. July 3: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. July 15: While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. July 31: Darted around the store suspiciously
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. August 2: In the auto department, practiced his
"Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. August 11: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. August 13: When an announcement came over the
loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's
those voices again!!!!"

And; last, but not least!)

15. August 14: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door and waited awhile;
then, yelled, very loudly, "Anybody have a wet washcloth?!"
********************************************************************************

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
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