Nahh, Wat already bought his ranchette in a red state, and he already has a cute little tractor to go with it.You should, IMHO, consider the Lost Sierra:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Sierra
Good property values, low prices, 2A.
( O O )
Ranchette owners from the suburbs or cities are splitting off small parcels, fencing them, putting up obnoxious signs, building paramilitary compounds, and taking over formerly wild landscapes like an invasive species.
Ed Abbey couldn"t stand those urban bastards.