Macdaddy23
Literotica Guru
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- Apr 3, 2005
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1. Is BS
1. I jacked off in the back yard and my cum hit a robber in black that I didn't know was out there
2. The dog almost bit my dick
Where the fuck do you come up with this shit, MD? Lol!
#1 is crap!
1. I am eating Sonic.
2. I'm wearing a white tshirt for a wet tshirt contest held later today at work.[/QUOTE]
Correct (I know I come up with some real ones LOL)
2. BS!
1. I threw a sandwich like a football in the back of a restaurant for giving me mayo
2. I pissed in a womans bathroom

