Macdaddy23
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hhmmm... i'm going with #1.... as I find it hard to believe anyone could hate you.....
1. Is BS
1. I know someone that has traded over 60 vehicles
2. I had sex on a boat with two women
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hhmmm... i'm going with #1.... as I find it hard to believe anyone could hate you.....
1. I received a blow job during a movie at the back of a theater.....and actually came at the end of a count down in the movie.
2. My wife fluffed me before she watched me fuck her best friend.
1. Is BS
1. I know someone that has traded over 60 vehicles
2. I had sex on a boat with two women
1)I jumped off a house "nekid" in front of my girl friend later wife into a swimming pool
2) I ate at the Barf and Gag restaurant in Purdue on a dare

I go one is BS... when in doubt, go with the sex story.
For the Seinfeld crowd... back in the 90s I...
Used George Costanza's Preemptive Breakup strategy (I am breaking up with you)... and it worked...
Participated in a "The Contest" bet where I was crowned the Master of My Domain...

I go one is BS... when in doubt, go with the sex story.
For the Seinfeld crowd... back in the 90s I...
Used George Costanza's Preemptive Breakup strategy (I am breaking up with you)... and it worked...
Participated in a "The Contest" bet where I was crowned the Master of My Domain...
I'm gonna go with #1; you aren't a huge Purdue fan....and eating at the barf and gag would have been just that kind of experience for you!![]()
I go one is BS... when in doubt, go with the sex story.
Wrong I do know someone that traded over 60 vehicles
1. I know a sniper
2. I was held out of the NFL Draft because of a medical condition
I go one is BS... when in doubt, go with the sex story.
Wrong I do know someone that traded over 60 vehicles
1. I know a sniper
2. I was held out of the NFL Draft because of a medical condition
I may have been wrong this time but I still stand by my advice, when in doubt, go with the sex story.
for mac gonna go with 2 is bullshit but then again i dont know what you look like or if you have ever played football
1. I have never had an orgasm during sex.
2. I love the show CSI.
Since I have know you, you have always been master of your domain and don't need to be crowned..unless it's by a 2 X 4! *giggles*
I think you used the George Costanza line
BS to the contest
Correct and I'll go with 2 is BS.
I have way to much furinture in my bedroom.
My favorite new TV Show is The Deep.
yes they could both be true... but only one is... and its not 1... The Deep sucks
going to go with #2 for you
1. I have cuddley animals
2. My cat hates to be picked up.
for mac gonna go with 2 is bullshit but then again i dont know what you look like or if you have ever played football
1. I have never had an orgasm during sex.
2. I love the show CSI.
Gunned down by you both... you are both correct, the Constanza line worked for about two weeks, then I broke up with her for real. Just another crazy girl I dated in a long line
My next subject... Tattoos...
I have a tattoo on the back of my right calf. I was... this close... to get barbed wire on my biceps but that's become so cliche... that I just left them alone... they look pretty good the way they are...
I dated a girl with a lion tattoo on her left breast, and before I knew what it was, I asked her, "Are you a communist? Why do you have a tattoo of Chairman Mao Tse-Tung on your chest?"
You're right!I have a fitted tee with her face right on the front!
I'll go with #2.........
1. I love Mike N' Ikes....it's candy!
2. I hate Twizzlers!
You're right!I have a fitted tee with her face right on the front!
I'll go with #2.........
1. I love Mike N' Ikes....it's candy!
2. I hate Twizzlers!
You're right!I have a fitted tee with her face right on the front!
I'll go with #2.........
1. I love Mike N' Ikes....it's candy!
2. I hate Twizzlers!
1. Is BS (Twizzlers tastes like rubber to me)
1. I had sex with all the cheerleaders in HS
2. I have a cat that humps a blanket
Bshell
1) I fell asleep with my date at the Senior prom and I was sober
2) I played Rugby on the winning Virginia Commonwealth Eastern Championship team
I say 1 is BS and 2 is true. That name you just can't make up, lol
1) I raced cars professionally when I was in my 20's
2) I had sex with two women in a public place, in front of over 100 people.