"We're not a chat room...."

[Ebonyfire]

oh my god its like watching my dad try to dance...

Watch it youngster!

LOL

Eb

 

[zipman]

Watch it youngster!

LOL

Eb

As if watching you dance wouldn't fill all but the strongest of Doms with a mad and overwhelming desire to submit to you completely!

 

[Ebonyfire]

As if watching you dance wouldn't fill all but the strongest of Doms with a mad and overwhelming desire to submit to you completely!

I was a dance minor in college. I have cleared a dance floor a time or two back in the day!

Eb

 

[zipman]

I was a dance minor in college. I have cleared a dance floor a time or two back in the day!

Eb

Of that I have no doubt!

 

[tassie]

I humbly apologise for my ageist comments.

Blue, you know i have a MAJOR crush on you right? you are a sexy older, guy, my sugar daddy, my rat lover, my jerry springer, man i love you.

But your attempt at a cockney accent is horrible.

sorry.

 

[DRxBlue]

Really!

None of my attempts at self-justification should in any way interfere with my punishment! i'm quite willing to take what i got coming.

Whoa! Ruby gots LEGS! and heels...oooo

So, sis, shall i stand bent over in the corner in nothing but my plaid bow tie...holding my ankles....again?


Am i Blue?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Really!

Whoa! Ruby gots LEGS! and heels...oooo

Does she not rock so very hard, Blue? Great avs, a fab sense of style.


A perfect 6.0 from the Canadian Judge for artistic impression.

 

[DRxBlue]

Ruby DOES seem to be fitting in well here...

It's almost as if our luscious Rubyfruit belongs in this bowl of fruits, nuts and flakes. i'm so glad that her beauty goes so much deeper than just her "sexy peel". (i know...bad, BAD pun...but SO perfectly placed)

tassie, luv. i know the cockney accent both sucks AND blows simultaneously, but it's so hard to do the "uppah clahss" accent justice with spelling tricks. Besides they can't get angry in that accent, just "outraged". i wanted more ire than bluster.

It's ironic that i should somehow become "sexy" at THIS point in my life. i'm still wondering how to relate to the "Jerry Springer" comparison. If you like what you see, i can deal with it.

Blue

 

[Rubyfruit]

I can't wait to see how I rate in the confirmation ring.

Oh wait, that's for ponies.

 

[Lancecastor]

I can't wait to see how I rate in the confirmation ring.

Oh wait, that's for ponies.

We could do that...

 

[CarolineOh]

I humbly apologise for my ageist comments.

Blue, you know i have a MAJOR crush on you right? you are a sexy older, guy, my sugar daddy, my rat lover, my jerry springer, man i love you.

But your attempt at a cockney accent is horrible.

sorry.

Your rat lover?

 

[Trainerman]

Blue, ....................

..... your attempt at a cockney accent is horrible.

sorry.

That was cockney ???


I don't adam and eve it !
You certainly two foot ruled me !

 

[tassie]

i've got pet rats, we talk about them.

no mystery really!

 

[WillowPuss]

That was cockney ???


I don't adam and eve it !
You certainly two foot ruled me !

Oh oh oh
(getting excited now)

I was born and brung up in ackney.

You a Londoner too?

 

[Trainerman]

Oh oh oh
(getting excited now)

I was born and brung up in ackney.

You a Londoner too?

Sorry. no.
From the Midlands,

just know a little bit of the rabbit

Dave

 

[WillowPuss]

Sorry. no.
From the Midlands,

just know a little bit of the rabbit

Dave

Actually Dave, Blue will tell you I couldn't sound less like the true cockney I am if I tried!

The accent is now all gone - and I have to really try and get it back when I want/need to.

 

[WillowPuss]

agggggghhhhhhhh .... 24 more posts and I can choose a title.

I haven't the faintest idea what to choose though!

 

[Trainerman]

agggggghhhhhhhh .... 24 more posts and I can choose a title.

I haven't the faintest idea what to choose though!

The 'Ackney 'Arridan?
The Cockney Corrector?
Tower Bridge Temptress?
oh wait...I know

The Pearly Penile Punisher from Putney

will that do?

Dave

 

[DRxBlue]

i was an deprived child, sir-to-k...

Coming from Minnesota i had to learn the English from television, what you civlized people call "the telly", i hear. It was a major fascination during the British Invasion when all the bands i really liked talked "like that".

Hayley Mills, an early heart throb of mine, and the near-Goddess Julie Andrews also spoke "the King's English". i was unusual (for an American) in realizing that it was WE who had the "accent".

Monty Python, The Young Ones, Coronation Street, Keeping Up Appearances and a few other BBC imports have added to my studies, but the "two foot rule" has me stumped.

Cricket term, perhaps?

(BTW the Cockney in the post WAS the Dick Van Dyke as "Bert the Chim-chimeny Sweep" from Mary Poppins, 'oo WAS, yew moit remembah, bloody OWE-full)

Noyce t'meetchyer,
Blue

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

AHEM..................

Actually Blue, its Queen's English.


I understand about your liking of the accent though. My grandmothr was Scot and I've always loved the accents from the "motherland." Love to hear MY-Sir's voice on the phone. In fact, will be talking to HIM later on today. Can't wait!

-kym-

 

[monster666]

Re: i was an deprived child, sir-to-k...

What about Benny Hill? Tell me you just forgot about Benny Hill, won't ya Doc?

Monty Python, The Young Ones, Coronation Street, Keeping Up Appearances and a few other BBC imports have added to my studies, but the "two foot rule" has me stumped.

 

[Silverback]

oops

.

 

[Ebonyfire]

agggggghhhhhhhh .... 24 more posts and I can choose a title.

I haven't the faintest idea what to choose though!

Willow, keep posting to my threads and you will be there in less than an hour.

LOL

Eb

Hmmm, a title befitting a queenly puss...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Willow, keep posting to my threads and you will be there in less than an hour.

LOL

Eb

Hmmm, a title befitting a queenly puss...

How about submissively royal?

 

[WillowPuss]

How about submissively royal?

ohhh gosh!
considering my surname
that is just so apt!
thanks Eb!