"We're not a chat room...."

[James Blandings]

Re: I have an opinion.

I have an opinion...one that isn't very popular here.....that this place is dominated by aggressive women who mostly dont like straight men very much.

Every time you & Caroline & Cym & James.....anyone up to and including everyone....tries to tell me my opinion isn't valid, I'll be there to say I think I'm right.

After all.....how many straight guys post here? 3? 5? 8?

On any other pron site? 1,000's!

You're a fucking moron, plain, simple and straight up, ducky, if you don't see it....and a bigger idiot if you support it.

That's where I'm coming from....the rest is in my sig.

*hugs*
Lanciepoo

When you call MzChrista "a skank" and "an idiot", call cym and Caroline "morons" etc., then I will categorically denounce your opinions as invalid.
As to any other opinions, I can not comment, as I don't recall seeing more than a handful of posts in which you offered substantive on topic comments.
I have told you, and others have seconded the opinion, that our experiences with online BDSM discussion has been that unless a site is specifically earmarked specifically as a narrowly focused male dom/female sub site, discussion is invariably dominated by female submissives. But since that information does not support your contention that male dominants are an oppressed minority group here, you dismiss it out of hand, and therefore on this, your central complaint, your opinion is indeed, entirely invalid.

 

[James Blandings]

Re: We're not a chat room...

A good point.

You're a founder...why not just rewrite the Sticky to state clearly that this is a D/s support group for women?

Lance

I am a man, and I feel this site and it's member have been very supportive to me.
I suspect Dr Blue would agree with me. As would Spectre T. As would MotorCitySam. As would others, I am sure. You have no right to appoint yourself spokesman for the men here.

 

[MzChrista]

Re: I have an opinion.

I have an opinion...one that isn't very popular here.....that this place is dominated by aggressive women who mostly dont like straight men very much.

Every time you & Caroline & Cym & James.....anyone up to and including everyone....tries to tell me my opinion isn't valid, I'll be there to say I think I'm right.

After all.....how many straight guys post here? 3? 5? 8?

On any other pron site? 1,000's!

You're a fucking moron, plain, simple and straight up, ducky, if you don't see it....and a bigger idiot if you support it.

That's where I'm coming from....the rest is in my sig.

*hugs*
Lanciepoo

Why dont you go find one of them other sites then dickhead? You a fucking laughingstock here anyway.

 

[MzChrista]

Re: Re: Re: We're not a chat room...

I beg your pardon, but so far I am not seeing a great deal of serious conversation or serious thinking going on here tonight.

Rose

maybe you ought to try some other threads besides your buddy Lances.

 

[MzChrista]

Re: Re: I have an opinion.

When you call MzChrista "a skank" and "an idiot", call cym and Caroline "morons" etc., then I will categorically denounce your opinions as invalid.
As to any other opinions, I can not comment, as I don't recall seeing more than a handful of posts in which you offered substantive on topic comments.
I have told you, and others have seconded the opinion, that our experiences with online BDSM discussion has been that unless a site is specifically earmarked specifically as a narrowly focused male dom/female sub site, discussion is invariably dominated by female submissives. But since that information does not support your contention that male dominants are an oppressed minority group here, you dismiss it out of hand, and therefore on this, your central complaint, your opinion is indeed, entirely invalid.

Oh, but he only called me skank in the twilight zone where his bullshit posts disappear to when he sobers up.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: I have an opinion.

to me this isnt "just a porn site"...it is a place i have been visiting to learn about a new way of sexual expression...a place to learn and better understand my own sexual needs and desires...unfortunatly for the past few days ive been having to read all the old posts becuz these new ones dont offer anything worthwhile...im not saying that everyone's opinions arent valid and should be protected, just that none of them lately have Jack to do with BDSM...

I'm so very sorry that you, and the rest of you who are new here, are confused and alarmed at the hostilities on parade in this place.

It wasn't always like this. As a matter of fact, this kind of upheaval is relatively recent. It'll get back to its normal discussion-oriented self soon, i hope.

I invite those who are looking for relevant, real-life oriented, topically based discussion of subjects that pertain to BDSM practices to open any thread authored by Shadowsource, for example. Verypowerful, Cirrus, Andreina, MissTaken, Kitte, Quint, and WriterDom all have at least one current thread (those on page 1) in which much of the nonsense hostility is largely absent.

I apologize to all of you who are looking on in consternation and wondering if this is a good place in which to learn about the lifestyle. It's raggedy here right now, that's certainly true, but it's not always been so and won't always be, either. We're experiencing some kinda weird growth spurt, i think, and along with that sometimes comes a period of uncertainty as the place grows and stretches and changes to accommodate the influx.

Please, settle in. There are many conversations that do not include this...jumble of free flowing hostility. Join in at will. You're welcome here.




edit - twice! - cuz i could not seem to spell "raggedy" and i just could not leave it looking ugly and bad. No. I am not afflicted by OCD; thank you for asking, though. I just wanted the word to look right, you know?

 

[Lancecastor]

1.You can say whatever you think,


2. but if you can not back up your assertions, then you are nothing more than a narcissistic gasbag.

3. There may well be a few people who have left this site because they don't care for the Moderators, but I can assure you, they are dwarfed by the number of people who have left because of your nihilistic attempts to disrupt the forum.

1. Thanks, I know.

2. Okay....

3. Show me your numbers, Mr. Gasbag.

Cheers;
Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

This thread....

....was started to talk about the wording of the Sticky versus what actually goes on here on the Board daily.

Confused....this thread is not about BDSM practise....it's about my continued attempts at opening a discussion with a view to making this Forum honest and truthful in its disclosure terms.

I regret the name-calling, but this is the Internet, and I'm one of those people who never backs down from people with poor manners trying to run me off a place I know I have equal rights to be in.

So yes, go to other threads to read about BDSM; this one's about trying to get the Moderators and the Regulars here, mostly women, to walk the walk on the "open & inclusive" talk they espouse in their terms of reference.

Cheers;

Lance

I'm so very sorry that you, and the rest of you who are new here, are confused and alarmed at the hostilities on parade in this place.

It wasn't always like this. As a matter of fact, this kind of upheaval is relatively recent. It'll get back to its normal discussion-oriented self soon, i hope.

I invite those who are looking for relevant, real-life oriented, topically based discussion of subjects that pertain to BDSM practices to open any thread authored by Shadowsource, for example. Verypowerful, Cirrus, Andreina, MissTaken, Kitte, Quint, and WriterDom all have at least one current thread (those on page 1) in which much of the nonsense hostility is largely absent.

I apologize to all of you who are looking on in consternation and wondering if this is a good place in which to learn about the lifestyle. It's raggedy here right now, that's certainly true, but it's not always been so and won't always be, either. We're experiencing some kinda weird growth spurt, i think, and along with that sometimes comes a period of uncertainty as the place grows and stretches and changes to accommodate the influx.

Please, settle in. There are many conversations that do not include this...jumble of free flowing hostility. Join in at will. You're welcome here.




edit - twice! - cuz i could not seem to spell "raggedy" and i just could not leave it looking ugly and bad. No. I am not afflicted by OCD; thank you for asking, though. I just wanted the word to look right, you know?

 

[spankableBelle]

i may not get what all is going on. i'm not sure any of it or if any of it applies to me or to anything i've said. But, as one that more often than not, simply observes, for this not to be a chatroom, the antics, name-calling, hostility, drama, etc...are certainly chatroom fodder. i don't hold that just one person on this board is responsible, more like a quite a few people are...but who is going to be the grown up and say enough is enough? i left the Lit chatrooms and other chatrooms for this same type of shit...can't people just agree to disagree? Am i so simplistic and the only one to believe that if you don't want to talk to someone or hear their opinions that all you have to do is just ignore them? It doesn't have to be announced to the world that you're doing so, just do it and be happy that you no longer have to deal with whomever was irritating the fool out of you. i just don't understand why all of this is necessary. i may not have many years or any years real life experience in BDSM. i may not have a life that others agree with, that others look down upon because i am not on the singles market just yet. i've watched people judge others here, holding themselves lofty and above all reproach. i don't believe that any one of us is so pure in spririt and attitude that we can consciously cast the first stone. i am honest, with myself, with the one that lives in this house with me, and with any others that i come in contact with, and the stuff that goes on here, that takes up half of the first page of this particular forum, is nothing but crap...bullshit threads that do drive people away because they are no damn different than the chatrooms that most of you here have contempt for. i can't contribute to every thread, mainly because i don't have the 'real life' experience that you all say you have, but i try to learn, try to ask what i need to know, try to seek advice and further comment on things that i don't understand. For all the BDSM experience that is lamented around this forum, what good is it all when it seems that the very basic 'do unto others...' rule of respect is tossed out the window of human kindness to one another? Get back to the reason this forum was started in the first place...discussion on a common interest, regardless of whether one can say 'i have blank blank blank many years of real life experience in this lifestyle' or not...everyone can add something constructive if allowed, if they can get past all this other crap that litters the freeway. Debate is one thing...open hostility and chatroom drama is another...which is this really? An open forum for discussion and debate and for education? Or simply an extension of the BDSM/Ds Chatrooms here at Lit or at any other number of locations around the internet?

 

[april-wine]

An outsider looking in.......

Lance you have made your point, again,again, again....Everyone who has read your thread has seen it, move on to bigger better things....If you don't like the adults in BDSM room there are many other rooms to choose from....There is available right here on this site a chatroom devoted entirely to BDSM chatter, Go there if thats what you are looking for....

I think it's time to act like an adult, not the bully on the playground....You are not trying to swoon the sophmores are you?

There is much here to see and appreciate, I hope at some point you can forget your jealous rage....And really begin to unfold the layers that is Lit....

 

[cellis]

i may not get what all is going on. i'm not sure any of it or if any of it applies to me or to anything i've said. But, as one that more often than not, simply observes, for this not to be a chatroom, the antics, name-calling, hostility, drama, etc...are certainly chatroom fodder. i don't hold that just one person on this board is responsible, more like a quite a few people are...but who is going to be the grown up and say enough is enough? i left the Lit chatrooms and other chatrooms for this same type of shit...can't people just agree to disagree? Am i so simplistic and the only one to believe that if you don't want to talk to someone or hear their opinions that all you have to do is just ignore them? It doesn't have to be announced to the world that you're doing so, just do it and be happy that you no longer have to deal with whomever was irritating the fool out of you. i just don't understand why all of this is necessary. i may not have many years or any years real life experience in BDSM. i may not have a life that others agree with, that others look down upon because i am not on the singles market just yet. i've watched people judge others here, holding themselves lofty and above all reproach. i don't believe that any one of us is so pure in spririt and attitude that we can consciously cast the first stone. i am honest, with myself, with the one that lives in this house with me, and with any others that i come in contact with, and the stuff that goes on here, that takes up half of the first page of this particular forum, is nothing but crap...bullshit threads that do drive people away because they are no damn different than the chatrooms that most of you here have contempt for. i can't contribute to every thread, mainly because i don't have the 'real life' experience that you all say you have, but i try to learn, try to ask what i need to know, try to seek advice and further comment on things that i don't understand. For all the BDSM experience that is lamented around this forum, what good is it all when it seems that the very basic 'do unto others...' rule of respect is tossed out the window of human kindness to one another? Get back to the reason this forum was started in the first place...discussion on a common interest, regardless of whether one can say 'i have blank blank blank many years of real life experience in this lifestyle' or not...everyone can add something constructive if allowed, if they can get past all this other crap that litters the freeway. Debate is one thing...open hostility and chatroom drama is another...which is this really? An open forum for discussion and debate and for education? Or simply an extension of the BDSM/Ds Chatrooms here at Lit or at any other number of locations around the internet?

What she said... and said so much better than I could!

 

[Lancecastor]

Hi AprilWine

The threads I start, this one included, about the nature and direction of this Forum, are consistently amongst the most heavily posted to and read.

The fact that it gets heated in here and we sometimes wind up in the muck speaks to our manners, but doesn't diminish the validity of the issues, in my view.


Thanks for your thoughts; if you have any thoughts on the Sticky versus what really goes on here, I'd be interested in those thoughts as well.

Lance

An outsider looking in.......

Lance you have made your point, again,again, again....Everyone who has read your thread has seen it, move on to bigger better things....If you don't like the adults in BDSM room there are many other rooms to choose from....There is available right here on this site a chatroom devoted entirely to BDSM chatter, Go there if thats what you are looking for....

I think it's time to act like an adult, not the bully on the playground....You are not trying to swoon the sophmores are you?

There is much here to see and appreciate, I hope at some point you can forget your jealous rage....And really begin to unfold the layers that is Lit....

 

[spankableBelle]

What she said... and said so much better than I could!

Thank you, cellis ~smile~ Was just offering my two cents worth...but case in point, i am on Lance's ignore list and have been for more than a month...so, it does work...more people should try it...would make this place much more peaceful if they don't like someone or their opinions...(shrugs)

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Lance, I've read the Sticky many many times. I, myself, for me, do not see anything wrong with it. I have seen you asked by numerous individuals to give a draft of how you would change the sticky, and have yet to see a response to that, so I know its futile to even suggest it again. I honestly don't understand why you have such a problem with the Sticky. Is it because cym wrote it? Just curious.

I don't feel that the Sticky needs to be changed to say that this is a forum for broken subs or dysfunctional D/s relationships or anything else in that vain. I am not a broken sub, I am not in a dysfunctional D/s relationship, I am here to get information from others about BDSM and to have some fun.

I would appreciate not being flamed for my opinions, I am in no way trying to attack you or your opinions just trying to get some clarification as to why you feel the sticky should be changed. Other than what you've already stated, which I have read verbatim.


dixi

 

[cellis]

An outsider looking in.......

Lance you have made your point, again,again, again....Everyone who has read your thread has seen it, move on to bigger better things....If you don't like the adults in BDSM room there are many other rooms to choose from....There is available right here on this site a chatroom devoted entirely to BDSM chatter, Go there if thats what you are looking for....

I think it's time to act like an adult, not the bully on the playground....You are not trying to swoon the sophmores are you?

There is much here to see and appreciate, I hope at some point you can forget your jealous rage....And really begin to unfold the layers that is Lit....

April I agree with you totally.

At the risk of exposing myself to the "Wrath of Lance" and being accused of a sub who does not know her place. This is much to see here and learn.

I have yet to figure out why someone who is so unhappy with this place and has been since the day they set foot, why they continue to stay...

Is it to make this place a better place?

or...

Is it to see how much havoc they can wreck?

Granted this forum is not perfect and neither are the mods... but what I think is mistaken as male bashing and subs who are aggressive is really just a need to protect the status quo...

You know, "Lance the Aggrevator", I have been here a lot longer than you have... I have seen more than you can imagine... I don't fault you for your first impressions, but you have become part of the problem here and have yet to offer any solutions.

At any rate... I gave you the benefit of the doubt... I admit there were times when you make me laugh and I don't want this to be about personalities, but you continually take it to that level.

I would not even be writing this if you had not attacked some people who are very special to me. I am content to let you go your own way... make all the jokes and rude comments you want... but I am not willing to let the fact that you are mean spirited and petty at times to people who are important to me go by the way side.

If you want to make fun of us here... I could care less... If you want to make fun of the sticky... I could care less... but and I think you have more alterior motives than any of us could see in the beginning... if you want to shut us down... it is not going to happen.

So make your rude comments about me and my not knowing my place... but until you offer some solution to the very issues that you have brought up... well think about that" Lance the Agressor". You are the problem... humorous as you may be...

By the way my money is on Killer Muffin... just for the record...

cellis "the serious one without a sense of humor"

Oh and by the way... this is just my opinion and I own it!

 

[James Blandings]

1. Thanks, I know.

2. Okay....

3. Show me your numbers, Mr. Gasbag.

Cheers;
Lance

Sorry, Lance but under no circumstances will I share information about private correspondence with someone who has a well established track record for harrassing and attempting to intimidate other posters.

 

[James Blandings]

Re: This thread....

....was started to talk about the wording of the Sticky versus what actually goes on here on the Board daily.

Confused....this thread is not about BDSM practise....it's about my continued attempts at opening a discussion with a view to making this Forum honest and truthful in its disclosure terms.

I regret the name-calling, but this is the Internet, and I'm one of those people who never backs down from people with poor manners trying to run me off a place I know I have equal rights to be in.

So yes, go to other threads to read about BDSM; this one's about trying to get the Moderators and the Regulars here, mostly women, to walk the walk on the "open & inclusive" talk they espouse in their terms of reference.

Cheers;

Lance

You are like a child on a car trip. "Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet".

Allow me to put this issue at rest for you, Lance , and since you have so much trouble understanding what you read I will do so in the simplest terms possible.

No.
The sticky will not be changed because you dont like it.
Is that easy enough for you to understand?
I can type it all in caps if that would help.

 

[Sandia]

A few examples:

cym

You are aware that all y'all chatroom types are living in some bizarre alternate universe with regard to what the rest of us view as BDSM relationships, right? I mean, you do know that, right?

cym

To whom do i direct my questions concerning everything i've always wanted to know about submissive but were afraid to ask? Artful? You've had, from what i can see, three submissives posting at Lit in the last three months. If quantity equals quality then you're The Man. Dream? You've been an online sub for a week. Are you the one who is going to tell me everything i ever wanted to know about submissives?

Bluster. Bluster. Bluster. Bluster. Bluster some more.
Y'all are funny.

sweetwood

Artful..... my God man you're by my calculation at least 61 years old.... grow up. You ain't got much time left

CarolineOh

As a bdsm newbie, I have to say that in all my reading on this board I have not seen one single example of anyone asking a sincere question about bdsm and being ridiculed for it.

lilfrk

You are just plain and simple a rude nasty old bastard.

cym

I respect Wizard. But you? You're just a wanker, something that has nothing at all to do with post totals, regardless of how hard you try to make it seem otherwise, and everything to do with character and attitude.

Good night, little boy.
Sweet dreams.
You're not worth my ire.

 

[cymbidia]

A few examples:

cym


cym


sweetwood


CarolineOh


lilfrk


cym

Sandia?
Would you please post dates with those examples?
Thank you so much.
Links to the threads would be handy too, so we can see context.

 

[DRxBlue]

Re: Just Chatting....

B-b-but this was your second post to this thread.

...MissT, nothing nefarious afoot.

I've been quite happy of late with the way things have been going here, actually.

But since you asked.....I have noticed that my Evil Nemisis, Queen Cym, She of Opinions Most Harsh About Lance, has reappeared.

I could feel her presence in my bone(r) as it shrivelled and withered away over the weekend....something I first mistook for normal Swimming Shrinkage.

But I digress.....you see, after all the constructive talk and generally good Etiquette here of late, the Sticky has been edited recently not for Content, but Color, by Her Cymness.

Zzzzzzzzz.

Plus, Her Royal Moderate-ness just about eviscerated PB in the thread about the kind of mail we receive here as individuals...a clear sign that it won't be long before her Self Proclaimed Majesty of Not Giving A Fuck (About Men In Particular) will be in full flight.

Cymageddon, if you will.

So, seeing as my PM box and the Threads are still mysteriously empty of a Full & Proper Apology for Her Bitchiness' last great blast of bullshit my way....

I thought it might be prudent, and fair, to take this opportunity to get my licks in early this time, before I am gang raped by She & They.

Pot shot? Hardly.

A shameless pre-emptive first dig, yes.

Guess I should have waited a few days, eh? Damn, I've missed Her.



Lance

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This doesn't seem to support your claim that this thread is about the sticky at all.

Can't help but wonder. Wondering is my job.

Blue

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Re: Re: Just Chatting....

B-b-but this was your second post to this thread.


This doesn't seem to support your claim that this thread is about the sticky at all.

Can't help but wonder. Wondering is my job.

Blue

Good point, Blue. I posted a serious comment about the sticky that has been totally ignored...proving something to myself anyway. Oh well....off to other things.


dixi

 

[KillerMuffin]

Why do people post to Lance's "Look at me, aren't I just James Dean cool?" threads is because people are attracted to Drama. He's the Drama King, he provides the Drama and the people will come. I love the stuff, personally. Of course, I'm into human weaknesses and this is just right up my lil' ol' alley. That's why you're popular baby, not cause you're cool, but because you're the forum's version of the Young and the Restless. Soapy and insubstantial, but worth a good time because everyone who posts here can get that oh-so-rare self-righteous feeling. That whole I've-made-my-opinion-known-and-defended-my-{insert noun of choice} feeling that's hard to get anywhere but in the midst of the Drama.

You are insubstantial, Lance "I'm Jay Leno at General Hospital" Castor. So are your arguments and your claims. You claim that there is great opression going on. Well, the only main opression that's happened here was essentially with artful. You don't see him running around screeching. Why? artful is a substantial person with substantial thoughts and reasonings. He made his arguments and claims, backed them up with a solid foundation, and didn't have any need to find an audience of admirers to bow to everytime he beat the drums over a one-liner. You know what artful did? He stood up for something real and he was right and he got what he was due. Respect.

You stand for nothing. You say you stand up for yourself, but you have to manufacture a nemesis to do it. I watched you from the moment you arrived. You started with cymbidia, the vulnerable one. She's a sub, she's female, and she's obviously not complete solid in her emotional foundation. You picked at her. You rode her. You deliberately did things that threw her at odds with you. And then she left. I would have put this all down to personality conflict or just having a problem with cym's view of the forum. But you didn't stop there. You moved on to the Switch. cym's monitor wasn't even fully shut off and you began attacking Risia as a moderator. All the while, of course, flaunting claims of moderator heavy handedness. You know, that's happened here, once or twice. And it never had anything to do with you. The issues were resolved.

Of course, that didn't stop you from putting up the war bonnet and making some medicine. cym isn't a good archnemesis anymore, because she left and you had to flounder around with Risia for a bit. Now you've developed a complaint that cannot be denied as factual (there are more female subs than male, heterosexual Doms) and created a new arch nemesis--female subs.

You absolutely cannot stand these women because they don't talk about what you want to talk about. They talk about and discuss issues that affect them and their situations. There are three fully male doms that stay heavily on this board. You've been hostile to them at some time or other. You do not get along with the Switches, because I've seen you pick on them for not being "Doms" or you expect them to be lesser than you are.

What astounds me is that you actually have female subs licking your feet. Why on earth would a female sub--the very people you want to silence--have anything to do with you? This just completely boggles the mind.

You see, we get to the root of your oppression, Lance "this is just a female sub forum" Castor. It's not oppression against you. The oppression is within you. You want to silence the female sub contingent. You want them to shut up or seriously constrain themselves to discussing only the topics that you desire unless you give them leave to otherwise. Eventually the truth comes out, does it not?

Go ahead, sugar, laugh it off. Pop out a few patronizing or condescending witticisms for your few admirers to lap up. Call that good enough and pat yourself on the back for being so clever. We know that you're insubstantial and there is nothing in your words or arguments but narcissism. We know that you're in it for solely for whatever admiring attention you can glean from your fan club, if you have even have one. We know that all you're serving up is perfumed bullshit. That's okay, I'll still love ya for the deeply flawed man that you are.

Signed,

Lance "Keep telling me how great I am!" Castor's good buddy Killer "Sorry, don't own any rose colored glasses" Muffin

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Chuck: "Well Earl, I couldn't agree more with you. This game is shaping up to be an epic battle of proportions we've never even imagined. I dare say this puts the old FSU vs Florida rivalry to shame.

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[KillerMuffin]

I love you dearly, PBW, but please quit egging me on. I have enough trouble with maturity as it is. No need to add to the burden.

Thanks!

 

[DRxBlue]

Hey! Geez, you guys!

You're just not getting it. i'm starting to understand the spirit of what he's doing here. It isn't really the issues that all this posting is about. It's like "performance art".

The ostensible points of contention aren't really germane, that's just the way the game starts. The real point is that people take it so seriously!

i can see where the entertainment value in that is worth a few casualties. Poor A Desert Rose got her ass blown off weeks ago. (that MUST have left an interesting scab) And she's been spending so much time "Rolling On The Floor" that she must be quite spherical by now.

Ahh, c'est la guerre...

The issues may be hackneyed and repetitive, but the wisecracks are constantly fresh, prepared daily, from the juicy opening lines he's daily being fed.

It really is an art form...something like painting portraits with projectile diarrhea. Art is important to our cultural heritage, so lay off the guy!

Sorry i Blue up,
Blue