What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Most guys don't know what a nude look means when referring to faces. You tend to lose them to lalaland after you say nude

 

[Xerxes82]

These last 2-3 days have really sucked. Might just be time to pack it in and hibernate until winter.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Wishing my favorite idiot would get his crap together so I can get laid again.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Scooby-Doo probably just wanted to be a normal dog but the Gang used his addiction to Scooby-Snacks to coerce him into a life of fear and danger because of their own incompetence when it came to fighting crime.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

The first time you learn to say thank you and mean it actually makes you wanna say it to deserving people all the time thereafter... I wonder if this is how toddlers felt

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sex shops would sell a lot more products if they had self-checkout.

 

[Esslemont]

A warm bed, a sexy lady and a deep fantastic sleep.

Mr. Slumber...I will soon arrive again at your threshold....I ask that you carry me gently across it into peaceful bliss.

Rad.

 

[Lady2020]

You have to be able to laugh at yourself and hope for a better day.

 

[fsa52]

Damn high blood pressure!!!

 

[Girly_girl]

This feels almost too familiar, kind of deja vuish….

 

[fsa52]

Ending my time here in the morning.
I really enjoy the summer days here, but couldn’t take winter ones!!

 

[mnbreastluver]

There are no boobies in boobytraps.

 

[mnbreastluver]

There’s a good chance one of the remaining legendary rock stars wears diapers on stage.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

There’s a good chance one of the remaining legendary rock stars wears diapers on stage.

Care to share how you came by this epiphany?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Care to share how you came by this epiphany?

Ummmmmm no, and either do you.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Even though his skin is impenetrable to bullets Superman must still hate getting one in the nads.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Most fellas learn guitar to pick up girls but keep playing guitar cos they can play the blues when it doesn't work..

 

[pandaburr]

Sometimes I get second hand embarrassment from past comments Ive posted. Geesh.

 

[Acktion]

When Dad left me at home to sleep off a concussion and went back to work for the rest of the day.

 

[TongueLust]

Instead of telling your kids to grab their shoes to go fight, tell them to grab a book and learn something. SMH

 

[tnman03]

That this was commercial air travel way back when... you entered from a mooring tower and really wouldn't want to stumble.
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[mnbreastluver]

Society collectively forgot about the selfie stick.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Society collectively forgot about the selfie stick.

You should hang out with my mom

 

[mnbreastluver]

You should hang out with my mom

Still loves her selfie stick huh? Lol

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Still loves her selfie stick huh? Lol

oh yea... she mysteriously lost her first one but she got another one