What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[mnbreastluver]

oh yea... she mysteriously lost her first one but she got another one

Hmmm, mysteriously.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wish there were an option to ignore threads without having to ignore the OP.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I wish there were an option to ignore threads without having to ignore the OP.

Can't you just unwatch the thread?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Can't you just unwatch the thread?

If I were "watching" it, yes. But, it would still be in the Playground line up.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

If I were "watching" it, yes. But, it would still be in the Playground line up.

Ahh... that bothers me when the title is offensive so I hear you

 

[Lady2020]

Family members evacuated due to fire in N. Cali.

 

[smtst5]

I work much better without pants.

 

[Chillygirl]

I know my shortcomings and faults...my brain likes to replay my every failure every night to remind me. Yesterday was a horrible freaking day work, lit and home. There was no escape. And when your escape from life is no longer an escape then what?

 

[mnbreastluver]

In a dildo factory telling someone to go fuck themselves is a request for quality control.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom… until they start flashing behind you.

 

[Sea_Panda]

Sometimes I think the greatest thing we can do in this life is to make others smile when the world seems determined to steal their joy.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Rejection of a 15 year, $440 million contract.

 

[Sea_Panda]

I heard something really good this morning and it sounds so simple but it struck a chord with me that was much needed

“You do not have to join in every fight you’re invited to”

This is very true, but if you do go, bring popcorn and peanut M&M’s

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I heard something really good this morning and it sounds so simple but it struck a chord with me that was much needed

“You do not have to join in every fight you’re invited to”

This is very true, but if you do go, bring popcorn and peanut M&M’s

Or a cat?

 

[Sea_Panda]

Or a cat?
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That is amazing.

 

[Mrtenant]

Just got up from a nap. I had two really weird dreams. One, I changed my name to Howard Humphrey and everyone started calling me 'Ho Hum' for short.

 

[Mrtenant]

The other dream was quite a bit more wild and improbable.

When Donald Trump's locker room talk came out, you know, the old 'grab em by the pussy'?

Young rednecks named Cletus started grabbing Bobby Sue, Missy Dee grabbed Lara Mae, Roscoe grabbed Joe Bob, as the way to greet each other and found out they liked it. They liked it so much, they did it to everyone and it spread like wildfire and became the accepted way to greet people. In doing so, there were surprises at first, but eventually and quickly, homophobia went away, transphobia went away, and a new era of free love was ushered in. The religious right collapsed from lack of interest and 45 actually did become one of the greatest presidents ever. He had been totally misunderstood.

Told you it was a wild one. Disturbing too. I mean really- that asshole? No way. Woke my ass up. Fuck.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Quite right. You're worth way more than that.

My batting average isn’t nearly as high

 

[mnbreastluver]

Face-sitting walks the fine line between ass-fixation and asphyxiation.

 

[Susurration]

Hot weather, UK housing, and a high sex drive does not make for a pleasant combination for sleeping.

 

[HornyJunkMail]

Talking to someone you can never meet really fucking sucks

 

[FranklyFrank]

I hardly did anything productive today so why do I feel I need a nap?

 

[smtst5]

Must resist texting

 

[Chillygirl]

Just thinking about how quickly relationships change. How you can go from talking to each other daily, sharing daily life and more intimate moments to...nothing. And then they suddenly come back wanting friendship...and sometimes more. It confuses me and makes my head spin.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

What did the twatopotamus ever do to you?