What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Dribble]

Do mods police the foreign language forums? I read some stuff there that I think crosses a line

Report it.

 

[FunLi]

If you take the time, you could theoretically shove an unlimited number of ice cubes up your ass.

The things that make you go hmm..

 

[Misshotndeep]

The things that make you go hmm..

Don’t think to hard. He randomly generates this stuff like a kink based robot. Lol

 

[FunLi]

Don’t think to hard. He randomly generates this stuff like a kink based robot. Lol

Fun fact: I always look for @mnbreastluver posts on these threads because they never fail to make me laugh

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Coffee or...

 

[doowopdoowop]

Gimmie your heart, make it real.... or else
Fu-ghetta-boud-ette!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Once you've embarked on a mismatched sock strategy, it's very hard to change course.

 

[ashesatwork]

The weather makes total sense of this headache.

It's 130.. ive slept maybe less then a hour... my 545 alarm is gonna suck

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Crazy weather. Living in droughty California, where in my area, we normally get less than 25 inches of rain in a typical year, we are looking at the possibility of getting SNOW tonight and tomorrow morning. That would make twice within the last week.

 

[Toylovr]

The weather makes total sense of this headache.

It's 130.. ive slept maybe less then a hour... my 545 alarm is gonna suck

That must TOTALLY suck! Thankfully I don't have a headache, but my 4:30am alarm is WAY off and well, I'm here with coffee in hand, wide awake. I like mornings a lot, but sheesh!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Why am I an idiot?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Return to the music, Grant.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Every chick in a 2 mile radius wants to bang you, therefore there's no point of increasing your penis size by 13 inches in 2 days with that simple method.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I need to redirect.

 

[EnigmaSquared]

Why shove contacts onto your eyeballs when you're so much hotter with glasses anyway?

 

[Anastasia1999]

How many glasses of wine can I have at lunchtime today before I go back to the office?

 

[Pad_Foot]

How to get someone sober quickly to return to work
Or… to blow off the afternoon at work to keep drinking

 

[colorfulnayyy]

Will I cum before falling asleep…

 

[PandemicReader8]

Back to school at my age? I must be crazy.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If you work in a sex shop, telling someone to go fuck themselves is actually quite a professional thing to say.

 

[Lady2020]

I have to find a tiny bowl that appeared to have winged off.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Did I really post a Bangles song?

 

[Anastasia1999]

How to get someone sober quickly to return to work
Or… to blow off the afternoon at work to keep drinking

I sobered up when I got back to a meeting and saw how much work my colleague will leave me when he goes on holiday.

Lazy fucker

 

[AmberLGreen]

I sobered up when I got back to a meeting and saw how much work my colleague will leave me when he goes on holiday.

Lazy fucker

You need to drink more and fuck up all his work so when he returns from holiday, it will take him so long to untangle the mess you made, he won’t be fucking lazy again

 

[ydahecnot]

Drinking and debauchery on the clock. The very thought