What’s Crossing Your Mind II

[Anastasia1999]

You need to drink more and fuck up all his work so when he returns from holiday, it will take him so long to untangle the mess you made, he won’t be fucking lazy again

Hehehehe that’s so tempting. I knew he was going to screw things up and that’s why I asked my boss to join the meeting so he could see the mess first hand.

It worked

 

[Anastasia1999]

Drinking and debauchery on the clock. The very thought

The drinking was on my own time (lunch break) thank you very much!!

 

[ydahecnot]

The drinking was on my own time (lunch break) thank you very much!!

Inside joke, no harm meant

 

[Anastasia1999]

Inside joke, no harm meant

Oh dear. I feel left out now

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh dear. I feel left out now

Miffing you, then excluding you. Now I need a drink

 

[Misshotndeep]

Did I really post a Bangles song?

I went through a bdsm exploration phase.
A little Bangles is not that horrible.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Oh dear. I feel left out now

I would include you in drinking any time !
Just drinking. Promise

 

[Pad_Foot]

You need to drink more and fuck up all his work so when he returns from holiday, it will take him so long to untangle the mess you made, he won’t be fucking lazy again

No one likes a lazy fucker, well, lazy guys at least, or can a guy be useful if he he can’t come to be anything but a methodically persistent and endlessly lazy fucker

 

[AmberLGreen]

No one likes a lazy fucker, well, lazy guys at least, or can a guy be useful if he he can’t come to be anything but a methodically persistent and endlessly lazy fucker

Methodically persistent and endlessly lazy seem to contradict each other

 

[Pad_Foot]

Methodically persistent and endlessly lazy seem to contradict each other

Just slow … saving energy
Not a fast wam bam energetic effort

 

[AmberLGreen]

Just slow … saving energy
Not a fast wam bam energetic effort

I prefer a slow burn to a quick fizzling firework

 

[mnbreastluver]

If dogs had phones they would probably send each other bone pics.

 

[Anastasia1999]

No one likes a lazy fucker, well, lazy guys at least, or can a guy be useful if he he can’t come to be anything but a methodically persistent and endlessly lazy fucker

I have wasted almost 2 years of my life training this waster in to do my job. He does not want to work. I should have given up like the rest of my team much earlier.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gynecologists really missed an opportunity by not referring to themselves as "private investigators"

 

[mnbreastluver]

A stripper jumping out of a cake probably angers people who really love cake.

 

[Misshotndeep]

It’s only a fairytale if has never happen real life.
And these damn nails are pretty… annoying. Thought I was gonna do a rhinoplasty just blowing my nose.

 

[fsa52]

It’s only a fairytale if has never happen real life.
And these damn nails are pretty… annoying. Thought I was gonna do a rhinoplasty just blowing my nose.

I’ve nearly plucked an eyeball out, so I get it!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I had the strangest dream. It woke me about 3:30 this morning.
In my dream my kid was yelling to let him in. I woke startled as he was supposed to be asleep in his bed. My first thought was why was he outside. I jumped out of bed and promptly fell. My right leg collapsed on me and couldn’t hold my weight. I still struggled to go to my kids room. I yelled for him to come out. He HAD been fast asleep. Scared the crap out the poor kid.
Long story short I don’t invite anyone into crap. You either got a house key or ya stay at the door. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
Annoyingly, my kid has been up ever since. Small price.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I think I actually feel the rumblings of wanting to write again.

 

[mnbreastluver]

At a nude beach, erectile dysfunction is a super power.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It's so fucking sad how things have to be sometimes.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

As a textbook overthinker, I often miss the mark on how my actions come across to others. I spend so much time trying not to be awkward or pushy that I just never act which just makes me seem disinterested or cold.

 

[John_Q_Public]

Isn’t it pretentious to claim not to be pretentious?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I want to do so many naughty things with him.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Its been a long day. Feeling a little lonely at the moment but overall it's been a good one.