What’s Crossing Your Mind II

You need to drink more and fuck up all his work so when he returns from holiday, it will take him so long to untangle the mess you made, he won’t be fucking lazy again

Hehehehe that’s so tempting. I knew he was going to screw things up and that’s why I asked my boss to join the meeting so he could see the mess first hand.

It worked 😂😂👍
 
You need to drink more and fuck up all his work so when he returns from holiday, it will take him so long to untangle the mess you made, he won’t be fucking lazy again
No one likes a lazy fucker, well, lazy guys at least, or can a guy be useful if he he can’t come to be anything but a methodically persistent and endlessly lazy fucker
 
No one likes a lazy fucker, well, lazy guys at least, or can a guy be useful if he he can’t come to be anything but a methodically persistent and endlessly lazy fucker
Methodically persistent and endlessly lazy seem to contradict each other
 
No one likes a lazy fucker, well, lazy guys at least, or can a guy be useful if he he can’t come to be anything but a methodically persistent and endlessly lazy fucker
I have wasted almost 2 years of my life training this waster in to do my job. He does not want to work. I should have given up like the rest of my team much earlier.
 
It’s only a fairytale if has never happen real life.
And these damn nails are pretty… annoying. Thought I was gonna do a rhinoplasty just blowing my nose. 🤣
 
I had the strangest dream. It woke me about 3:30 this morning.
In my dream my kid was yelling to let him in. I woke startled as he was supposed to be asleep in his bed. My first thought was why was he outside. I jumped out of bed and promptly fell. My right leg collapsed on me and couldn’t hold my weight. I still struggled to go to my kids room. I yelled for him to come out. He HAD been fast asleep. Scared the crap out the poor kid.
Long story short I don’t invite anyone into crap. You either got a house key or ya stay at the door. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
Annoyingly, my kid has been up ever since. Small price.
 
As a textbook overthinker, I often miss the mark on how my actions come across to others. I spend so much time trying not to be awkward or pushy that I just never act which just makes me seem disinterested or cold.
 
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