WHAT ARE YOU A DEMON OR A ANGEL!?

[ShyGuy68]

ShyGuy, I didn't know you had it in you. You have been a bad boy, do you need Miss Eve to come spank you?

Eve, you better watch out, because if you try to spank me, it might end up with you being spanked instead!!

And yes I do have it in me, but it's not often that it surfaces!! lol

 

[*Eve*]

ShyGuy, I don't mind being spanked. I have been rather naughty lately......

 

[ShyGuy68]

well Eve come here then, lift up your skirt and pull down your panties, before you bend over my lap, so your ass is fully prepared to recieve a good spanking!!

 

[*Eve*]

Lucky for you....or maybe for me, that I'm not wearing any panties.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Ohh it sure sounds like you do need to learn some dicipline then! Running around without panties!! That's so naughty!! But then again, I would have removed them before the spanking, I don't want anything to be between my hand and your naked skin!!

 

[Dirk13]

COMEN REAL ITS THE NEXT EPISODE

OK DAMNIT, this is my thread, and fuck you shyguy, you say shit to me then act goody goody, get a life, AND MOVE YOUR FUCKEN ASSES TO THE SRP BOARD IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT SHIT, god damnit! im getten so fucken tired of this, you can dish it, but you can't seem to take it, now fuck off! stupid bitch nigga, you start shit with me, im gonna finish it, and yeah i know lava, i have a great vocab, most of them are 4 letter words, and several 3 letter words, and a couple 5 letter words if needed, but i usually try to keep it down to the 4 letter words, its easier for old shy boy to understand what im saying anyways, fight? fine i fight, you don't know a fight till you started with me, cause in the end, your crying or pissen your pants, while i stand up and laugh at your sorry ass, i can rap, i can dis, and i can take it, but you think that i don't deserve it, i have wrote most of my life, and most of the time i write alot better than those so called 'posts' that you write, now you want to start a word fight, you don't even know who the fuck i am, and considering on who i was basing the rap on, its you who are obsessed with sucking guys dicks, i am obsessed with chicks sucking my dick, and there ain't nothen wrong with that, now you can suck right on site if you don't got the balls, cause buddy if all you can do is get it off the net, i feal sorry for yall, now, im sure most of them can, but you probibly can't, your probibly some sorry computer geek that got no life at all, i found this on accedent, but damn i love it, i got more muscles than you will ever have in your whole body in my dick. Now you want to prove that we will see, cause its pretty big down below, if ya know what i mean, i know you've been staring, and im sorry, but those are my balls, and they are staying in my scrotum, unlike when you want to look down and 'check the male' and yeah you would mean male not mail, now you got a problem with that, just too damn bad, and you fucken guests, you want to start something with me, your probibly just some teenager trying to get off to this shit, so you can kiss my ass, cause thats just about as close as you will get to my dick and balls bitch.


that anybetter lava???

[Edited by Dirk13 on 11-21-2000 at 02:17 PM]

 

[Guest]

Dirk-
Come on, our resident potty mouth is offended? What's the matter? Shy guy getting a more attention than you?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Dirk-
Come on, our resident potty mouth is offended? What's the matter? Shy guy getting a more attention than you?

ROFLMFAO!!!!

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Uhm... me Dragon....


Or do I dare say..

*Cyan ducks his head*

 

[ShyGuy68]

im getten so fucken tired of this

Well there is a very easy solution to that!

And that solution is LEAVE this place!! And do let the door hit you in your neck on your way out!!

 

[Dirk13]

sorry, you'll never get rid of me that easily, so far nothing has been able to kill me, a gun, a car, a knife, somebody trying to beat the living shit out of me, i've lived through most of it, and all of that that i just listed, i don't take shit from dumb asses like you who think that your all that and some because your able to type shit, i can do it in real life if you would like to see it, i would kick your ass so fast in one hit most likely, but i would do it in 5, just to amuse you, and to beat your ass worse than that, now im sure your sorry candy ass don't want to fight, but back the fuck up before you make me do what i want to do. now potty mouth? god grow up, fuck is the most used word in the english language i bet, so you can go suck a ass.

 

[Juliangel]

Re: COMEN REAL ITS THE NEXT EPISODE

OK DAMNIT, this is my thread, and fuck you shyguy, you say shit to me then act goody goody, get a life,

LOL I think he maybe suffering from PMS, oh wait that's right I remember from Pandora's thread, men who act like this have erectile dysfunction not PMS.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Dirk

Not to start anything, but why let them bother you... Just ingore them and carry on with what you doing... Just a thought.

Cyan

 

[Guest]

Out of curiousity, Dirk, where did you get that last bit? The one about Fuck being the most commonly used word in the English language? I was also wondering if you've ever posted more than thrice in sequence without using the word "Fuck" or and derivative thereof?

 

[Dirk13]

yeah yeah i know dragon boy, but i delt with this shit for 2 years, then i grew bigger and stronger than those kids...i never heard any shit from them anymore, and julieangel? if you really want to see how much you are wrong on that, you can look in pants and feal some of that, cause it will probibly be bigger than you have ever seen, and don't post no dumb reply like *looks down his pants and sees a small thing* because it ain't true, now shyguy, you want a war, i will bring it, but if all you want to do is try to lip off and laugh about it because your some little fat ass sorry geek boy, well, grow up, get a life, get a girlfriend, and get a job, because im tired of hearing your sorry bicering, and i don't want to hear on 'your the one that is bicering' i don't give a fuck if i spelled it wrong, but for now, all you can do is suck my dick, because thats as far as you will get with me.


voice in my head??? ok i might have one but it tells me to kill people, not that sorry shit, i might have, and i heard it on the news, and i've seen it alot of places, you can look it up yourself, it is one of the most used words, guestres, and all that shit. Now you don't belive me, to damn bad.

[Edited by Dirk13 on 11-21-2000 at 02:30 PM]

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: COMEN REAL ITS THE NEXT EPISODE

OK DAMNIT, this is my thread, and fuck you shyguy, you say shit to me then act goody goody, get a life, AND MOVE YOUR FUCKEN ASSES TO THE SRP BOARD IF YOUR GONNA DO THAT SHIT, god damnit! im getten so fucken tired of this, you can dish it, but you can't seem to take it, now fuck off! stupid bitch nigga, you start shit with me, im gonna finish it, and yeah i know lava, i have a great vocab, most of them are 4 letter words, and several 3 letter words, and a couple 5 letter words if needed, but i usually try to keep it down to the 4 letter words, its easier for old shy boy to understand what im saying anyways, fight? fine i fight, you don't know a fight till you started with me, cause in the end, your crying or pissen your pants, while i stand up and laugh at your sorry ass, i can rap, i can dis, and i can take it, but you think that i don't deserve it, i have wrote most of my life, and most of the time i write alot better than those so called 'posts' that you write, now you want to start a word fight, you don't even know who the fuck i am, and considering on who i was basing the rap on, its you who are obsessed with sucking guys dicks, i am obsessed with chicks sucking my dick, and there ain't nothen wrong with that, now you can suck right on site if you don't got the balls, cause buddy if all you can do is get it off the net, i feal sorry for yall, now, im sure most of them can, but you probibly can't, your probibly some sorry computer geek that got no life at all, i found this on accedent, but damn i love it, i got more muscles than you will ever have in your whole body in my dick. Now you want to prove that we will see, cause its pretty big down below, if ya know what i mean, i know you've been staring, and im sorry, but those are my balls, and they are staying in my scrotum, unlike when you want to look down and 'check the male' and yeah you would mean male not mail, now you got a problem with that, just too damn bad, and you fucken guests, you want to start something with me, your probibly just some teenager trying to get off to this shit, so you can kiss my ass, cause thats just about as close as you will get to my dick and balls bitch.


that anybetter lava???

[Edited by Dirk13 on 11-21-2000 at 02:17 PM]

Ahhh. Another masterpiece of literary prose from our resident Allister Cooke.

Every time you open your mouth, you prove that our opinions of you are pretty accurate and well earned. Keep it up, Einstein.

 

[Juliangel]

Please oh please Dirk get over yourself. It was said as a joke. Pandora's thread was asking why when a woman is in a bad mood everyone assumes it is PMS. We were discussing what it is when men act that way and decided it was erectile dysfunction.

As for looking down your pants... No Thanks!

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Dirk

I understand what it is like... I grow up small and weak and then took different forms of fightinh styes and then went into the military and now I just let people say what they want and I just move on..

Dirk,

Also a note for you, I friend (well a so called friend) who decided that since I was smaller then him and he was a big strapping guy... He was going tot kick my ass... He laid in the hospital for 3 months with 6 broken ribs and a busted arm. Remember my friend, just because you are big does not mean you are stonger than everyone else.

have fun with them mon ami,
Cyan

 

[ShyGuy68]

you know what dirk, this is a free board, and everybody can post what and where they want to. And I remember you didn't have any problem hijacking somebody elses thread when you wanted to!! So maybe you better remember your own actions the next time??

I'm still not interested in you going down on you in any way! But it sure do sound like you want to get it on with a guy, the way you keep talking about a man sucking your dick and ass! But you for sure ain't getting it from me!!

Honestly I think you are way to funny, and don't take anything you say serious at all!!

But that's just my 2¢ worth!!

[Edited by ShyGuy68 on 11-21-2000 at 02:51 PM]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

im back

didn't notice ya'll posted in response to me. so i guess i should reply. >raises eyebrow seductively< ya wanna hear more eh? sorry to leave ya'll hangin, but i TRULY hope that wasn't the case im here to relieve the tension. i heard that a woman's long legs can do that. so what did ya'll wanna hear more about....the devil or the angel? >licks lips innocently< (is that possible?) and hun, the more you swear, the more you turn me off. you don't want that. but i don't need you mad at me. BACK to my leather teddy....unless that is you don't want to hear about it....

 

[Floating Head]

Someone said that perhaps Jirk13 and Dee_Cole were seperated at birth.

I don't think so.


me thinks....Jirk13 is Dee_Cole. Same style and vocabulary. And quick wit.

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh Dirk... You are such a dissapointment...

Qouting Dirk: "I write alot better than those so called 'posts' that you write."

I'm with Ambros on this one... You certainly can't seem to prove it by me.

Do I sence another oral bowel movement coming? I think I do! Good thing I brought along this tarp that I bought for the Gallagher show last month... Front row, BABY!!!

*Lifting tarp up like a shield*

 

[Renegade]

Re: im back

didn't notice ya'll posted in response to me. so i guess i should reply. >raises eyebrow seductively< ya wanna hear more eh? sorry to leave ya'll hangin, but i TRULY hope that wasn't the case im here to relieve the tension. i heard that a woman's long legs can do that. so what did ya'll wanna hear more about....the devil or the angel? >licks lips innocently< (is that possible?) and hun, the more you swear, the more you turn me off. you don't want that. but i don't need you mad at me. BACK to my leather teddy....unless that is you don't want to hear about it....

*jumps up and down* I want to hear more about the devil! C'mon! Tell me about the devil!

Dirk, I'm not going to take sides here, but I suggest you just ignore what they say if you dont agree with them. True that ShyGuy started the fight here in this thread with his comment, but you're the one throwing more fire on the flame. Just seggesting, that if you stop arguing with him then this fight will stop and this thread can go back to it's original topic.

 

[Dirk13]

ok...first its dirk, and no i ain't whatever that guys name is...i just joined like what...a month ago about? or less? to tell you the truth, *flips shy the bird* thats all you get from me shyguy, but on being with a guy? no sorry, im sorry if i didn't fullfil your fantasy there, and im sure you get off on it at night by yourself in a corner, but no, im not, i truely do like women, and i do like their company better, that reminds me, WASSUP LAVA?!?! anyways, you can say all you want, i ain't listen to your sorry crys for attention.


sooooo, as being a free board? try to stick with the topics, ok? now good bye, bu bye, and yes i hope you do understand the bu and the bye, cause thats the last words you will hear from me.

 

[Ambrosious]

now good bye, bu bye, and yes i hope you do understand the bu and the bye, cause thats the last words you will hear from me.

Don't toy with us, man.