WHAT ARE YOU A DEMON OR A ANGEL!?

[Floating Head]

Dorkles?

Are you having a bad hair day?




BTW, incopitant is not a real word. I think the word your looking for is incompetent. Please use real words with the correct spelling when you address your posts to me, lad. Bless your heart

 

[Dirk13]

*sticks up my middle finger in floating turds face* you see that? well thats how i spell fuck you, and thats also how i say, i spell shit how i want to fucken spell shit, you got a fucken problem with that, to bad. Oh you like how many times i used fuck so far? well its just a start to how much i usually say it. so well, anyways, now, umm...wtf is up with this lad shit? i ain't your lad, just like i said no to having butt sex with you, now screw off, now, i have never seen you on this board untill now, and mr. i never get on, i know what you want me to do with my middle finger, and no i ain't gonna stick it up your ass, you can take your head and your spell check out of your ass for starters, and learn, i don't give a fuck what you think, or what you think of me. Now you don't like my spelling, yet again, i don't give a flying fuck, this thread right now is an amusment to me on how much you like to say shit to try and make me leave or make me mad, now i know that your imputance has made you mad and feal this way, but me, since i am more endowed than you are, i don't care what you think, now you want to fight about that fine, you might possibly have a larger dick than mine, but the question is how much you will use it, if ever, and weither its a woman or a man, see i use mine on women, not men, like you probibly would or have.

 

[Floating Head]

LMAO

That was an impressive bit of writing.

Dorkles, your just way to easy to piss off.

 

[Dirk13]

HA HA HA, you think im pissed!??!? god your funny, dorkles i am, i am not a dork, you got thar right, now, well, i think i will get off tonight floating turd, so have a fun time writing some gay shit for me to read tomarrow if i get on.

 

[*Eve*]

Thanks SG I needed that.

 

[Ravenloft]

Dirk... I really don't think your gonna get your topic back on track...

 

[Renegade]

Topic???

This thread had a topic? lol

 

[ShyGuy68]

Thanks SG I needed that.

You're very welcome!! Now what do I get in return???

 

[Expertise]

Apparently he is bilingually illiterate

I for one am happy! In fact my prayers have been answered, almost.

I was looking for someone to spar with yesterday. Ask and ye shall recieve. Too bad he does't provide more than a minor challenge.

Anybody else feel like a cat with a wounded mouse to toy with.

 

[Ambrosious]

More like a professional boxer taking on a school room bully. Or Jeter pitching to a little leauger. Or...I could go on, but you get the idea.

Dirk13 is a mental giant, isn't he?

 

[Expertise]

He leaves much to be desired.....

I mean fuck! Who wants to sift and translate their oponents drivel so it is intelligable before you cut them to shreds.

It takes some of the fun out of it.

Oh well beggars can't be choosers.

 

[*Eve*]

Thanks SG I needed that.

You're very welcome!! Now what do I get in return???

Go to the SRP board and you'll find out.

 

[Floating Head]

Happy Turkey Day, Dorkles.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

so im a bit slow to read this thread...

WASSUP LAVA?!?! anyways, you can say all you want, i ain't listen to your sorry crys for attention.


>horns sprout, eyes glow, the chair she was sitting on bursts into flames<

My dear sweet moron, i appreciate the "wassup lava," but if hte rest of it was also addressed to me, seeing as your comma would imply that that thought was also for me. you will have one pissed off woman to contend with. and i won't tell you to fuck off. (this is if that comment was for me.) i will simply tell you to, #*(%&$*&%(*#. fill in the blanks. im sure any word you can think of will suffice efficiently. and, if by some chance i am wrong about that last sentence being addressed to me, well, i think you will understand my mistake. but if it isn't i suggest you back away from me, cover your genitals and back away slowly. cause hun, i don't need to strive for attention. im not desperate. and with that, LOOK GUYS! i wrote a whole post without swearing, (well minus that I WON'T say 'fuck off" oops, i did it again....awwwwwwwww.........that song again.) but regardless, this is something stupid that i just needed to get off my chest, IF your statement was to me, i love writing with you, but tact is something you need to grow accustomed to. and just for renegade:
It's my red leather teddy, it has one piece of leather across my breasts and panties to match , connected by red garters...and and.......my cute little pitchfork, my red lips........

(and dirk, don't get me mad or you'll have my CUTE pitchfork up your a$$.)

 

[pandora]

Lava, when you get through with that little red piece, well, everyone always said i look good in red.

Oh another note: I think I'm glad I haven't read anything from Dirk before.

Yep......erectile dysfunction.

anyone for a dictionary?

 

[Expertise]

Pandora, to understand this clown would require more than a dictionary. Some sort of universal translator might be in order.

If he even graduated elementary school it would have to have been through "social promotion"

Completely incoherent.

LavaGoddess could you be more intrigueing!?

 

[pandora]

What do you know. After spending the day with my 2 yr. old neice and 14 month old nephew, I can almost translate what he's saying. All right people, you're getting sleepy, very sleepy, you're going back to the time you wore diapers. Everyone there now?.Hum not you Dirk, you're already there.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

hm........

Pandora, i ussually don't wear the teddy for long...so you can have it shortly.


and experise:
Intriguing? never been called that. but i can sure try. what my dear omnipotent being, has intrigued you so? lol. or has my red leather distracted you also?



now, time to find a fire extinguisher to put out my chair.

 

[Dirk13]

ACK! no lava, it wasn't to you...the next part...only the 'WASSUP LAVA!??!?!' was....i was writing to one of those little short men who disided to talk to me, i was trying to change subjects with the comma, not trying to imply it twords you.

ha ha, very funny there pandora, now, anyways, diapers? far from buddy. Havn't seen one for what now....18-19 years? been awhile man. so don't think that i'm not intellectual, i am quiet, just when i get in a little scuffle i'm not, but you wish to test my intelligance go ahead, and say what you want, because i don't give a flying fuck what you do really think, and i don't care if you call me incopitant, or whatever it is...erecterally disfuctant, because i am neither of those, so why should i even care that you say them, may i ask, because due to the facts that you contain in your little black book there, you don't know who i am, or how smart i am, how strong i am, or anything, you only know that i posted shit on here from a scuffle so far. So don't even start on stuff you do not even comprehend you small dicked incoherant little piece of shit.


oh and lava, i also asked if this was better, what do you think?

[Edited by Dirk13 on 11-24-2000 at 09:00 AM]

 

[Juliangel]

don't even start on stuff you do not even comprehend you small dicked incoherant little piece of shit.

I can say with complete confidence that Pandora do NOT have a small dick. Hell SHE doesn't even has one at all, at least not attached to her own body.

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-24-2000 at 09:16 AM]

 

[pandora]

quote: I can say with complete confidence that Pandora do NOT have a small dick. Hell SHE doesn't even has one at all, at least not attached to her own body.

Thank you so much I was starting to worry..hehehe

Hey Dirk, it's not how intelligent you are that counts or how strong you are or even the size of your penis, it's how you treat people. I know I have never written to you or about you, except for on this thread, so all I have to go by is what I have read. And if you were the so called intellitual that you claim to be, you would have realized from my name that I am most definitely female.

Thanks Juliangel for letting some people know that pandora is a female.

 

[Juliangel]

Thanks Juliangel for letting some people know that pandora is a female.

My pleasure, the Ladies of Literotica need to stick together, especially when people like Dirk come around.

 

[Ambrosious]

Once again our resident Einstein shows his incredible intellect.

Thank you dork13 for the laugh. Made my day, you did.

 

[pandora]

Ambrois

you may have been laughing but god I was worried there for a minute......hehehe.

Anytime Jules you need me...


oh by the way..I try to be an angel but mess with me and demon is not what you'll call me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

ACK! no lava, it wasn't to you...the next part...only the 'WASSUP LAVA!??!?!' was....i was writing to one of those little short men who disided to talk to me, i was trying to change subjects with the comma, not trying to imply it twords you.

Well there is one of your problems. You can't change a subject with a comma. You can't change the subject of a sentence without properly understanding sentence structure. Generally you will have dash, or at least a conjuctive preceded by a semicolon, when you change the subject of a sentence entirely. Your best bet, to remain clear, is to make a new sentence, this way you communicative attempt will not be misunderstood. Also, you may want to consider giving Lava her own paragraph, as WASSUP LAVA just doesn't belong with the text of the original paragraph.

Your prolific use of curse words and utter lack of correct punctuation, spelling, and grammar are the elements that make you appear to be stupid, though you may not be. Your sentences don't even display the most rudimentary sentence structure visible in second grade writing texts. You may wish to work on that.

Additionally, the threats to kick ass and claims that you are so good that you can kick ass with one hit? Well, as those cannot be verified at all, they will be treated as just so much hot air. It has been my experience, and having been near SOGs for a great deal of my life, I am fully aware of asskickiness, that the men who can kick ass don't talk about it. They have no need to bolster themselves or the image the portray by constantly bragging on their ass kicking ability. It just is, if a practical demonstration is required, then so be it. Verbal explanations are not offered. The more you go on about your ass kicking proclivities, and you do go on ad nasuem, the less inclined anyone will be to take you seriously.

I would suggest, and bear in mind that this is only a suggestion, that you re-evaluate your position in the board. Who do you want to be and how do you want others to see you. The only method we have for getting to know you is via your posts, and thus far they've displayed the maturity and intelligence of a cocaine addicted 13 year old. You are not accomplishing your goals with your current posting style, so that would indicate that you should revamp your posting style and see if that works.

Yes, I know, I can suck your dick. I would, but only if I were able to practice my vivisection techniques.

[Edited by KillerMuffin on 11-24-2000 at 09:40 AM]