WHAT ARE YOU A DEMON OR A ANGEL!?

[Floating Head]

now good bye, bu bye, and yes i hope you do understand the bu and the bye, cause thats the last words you will hear from me.

*looking up to god*

Can it really be true? Is this really the last of him? *hoping like hell it really is, but not getting hopes up*

 

[R Nitelight]

sorry, you'll never get rid of me that easily, so far nothing has been able to kill me, a gun, a car, a knife, somebody trying to beat the living shit out of me, i've lived through most of it, and all of that that i just listed, i don't take shit from dumb asses like you who think that your all that and some because your able to type shit, i can do it in real life if you would like to see it, i would kick your ass so fast in one hit most likely, but i would do it in 5, just to amuse you, and to beat your ass worse than that, now im sure your sorry candy ass don't want to fight, but back the fuck up before you make me do what i want to do. now potty mouth? god grow up, fuck is the most used word in the english language i bet, so you can go suck a ass.

How many times do you think Dirk watched the VH1 special on Vanilla Ice?

 

[Expertise]

Ya' know at first I was sure that this clown was Dee_Cole. But upon further examination of his "writing" I feel the need to retract that.

This puss head is several steps down the evolutionary ladder, a few links down the food chain, what ever, from the "esteemed" Dee_Cole.

Dirk/Dork what is your mother tongue? Sorry, that question is probably beyond you. I am asking what is your'First' language, do you even have one? Or have you survived using grunts clicking noises and hand signals?

Your threats of physical violence are not only weak but laughable. You are way out of your league here little man. Further to that, you are dove tailing nicely (by your own admissions) with the assumptions I made about you on the "Kick your ass-itis" thread.

*SEE LAUREL, PROFILING DOES WORK LOL*

In closing Dirk/Dork, take your weak little attempts at being a gangsta hard-case somewhere else. It doesn't play here puppy, and you're taking up valuable space.

 

[*Eve*]

ShyGuy, I'm still waiting for that spanking.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Wow, I have never seen Ol Renagade Act like that! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn....Oh and Yes I have returned with 1000 posts under my belt to take over the general Board, I can only hope you will all make it easy on yourselves and bow down to my obviously supreme intelligence And Superior Fortitude, And that All will become Well and Less Insulting under My Great Banner of Justice, ALL HAIL ME, ROLANDO GILLIAD THE GRAND!!!!!!!!!


*ROFLMAO*

 

[Juliangel]

*SEE LAUREL, PROFILING DOES WORK LOL*

In closing Dirk/Dork, take your weak little attempts at being a gangsta hard-case somewhere else. It doesn't play here puppy, and you're taking up valuable space.

Sweetie does this mean your watch is over? While I have enjoyed gazing at your backside I am ready to fondle it.

 

[Expertise]

Words I believed I would never post......

Roland ..... you would actually be preferable to this dick smack.

Please understand that this is not exactly a ringing endorsement

 

[Expertise]

Flexing and clenching them in anticipation sweetness.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Hey! you Remembered me! Im Touched! *LoL* That last one was a Joke, I was Attempting to alleviate some of my....*COUGHS* Reputation...Seeing as How i have spent MONTHS painstakingly trying to be a nicer Guy.

 

[Juliangel]

Flexing and clenching them in anticipation sweetness.

Oh Darlin' do you know the thought of that has done to me???


http://users.esc.net.au/~mapie/sm13.gif

 

[Floating Head]

.Seeing as How i have spent MONTHS painstakingly trying to be a nicer Guy.

And you have!

 

[Roland Gilliad]

Nice to hear someone agrees with me floatin head, tho i dont think i know you...

 

[Ambrosious]

Seeing as How i have spent MONTHS painstakingly trying to be a nicer Guy.

Never knew you when you weren't "Mr. Charming".

Congrats on 1000! Got a title?

 

[Mustang Sally]

I was avoiding this thread, cuz I'd already decided what I think of our friend Dirk and didn't care to read anymore of his enchanting prose, but when I saw it had gotten so long, I had to check it out. Morbid curiosity.

LMAO Dirk, congratulations, you've outdone yourself! If this is a character you're playing, you're doing a GREAT job. If this is really you, and really the way you talk, I'm very truly sorry for you.

Sorry, just had to get my two cents in.

 

[ShyGuy68]

ShyGuy, I'm still waiting for that spanking.

As I hold you down with a hand on the top of your back, I let my hand start to fall down on your sexy ass, slapping each buttock just with the right amount of force so it doesn't hurt to much. It doesn't last long before I see that your skin start to redden, and I know your butt will be very sensitive afterwards.

Is that better Eve??

 

[Roland Gilliad]

YES! i am ROLAND GILLIAD!
"THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE SANDWITCH"!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Silverlily]

Um, Rolando, sweetie, is that sandwich (the thing you eat ) or Sand Witch (something I have no idea what it is), inquiring mins want to know.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

oops. ^^ spelling error..Maybe i should stick with...
"And Now For Somthing Completely Different!"

 

[Silverlily]

Lol, no keep the one you had, and really with some of your characters, Sand Witch is kind of funny. Gives them something to twist their noodles over.

 

[Ambrosious]

now good bye, bu bye, and yes i hope you do understand the bu and the bye, cause thats the last words you will hear from me.

Hey, that coin in the fountain thing really works!

 

[Dirk13]

what, you thought i was leaving? to bad, and no this isn't the way i act in real life, only to smart ass talken sob's, thats when i get pissed, course i take this more as amusing and sad on their part, but irl, na, i probibly cuse more when im pissed, but na, im actually really fun goen, specialy when theres beers goen around, specially free ones at that. oh no, i was saying 'bu bye' to the fact that, i wasn't gonna listen to your sad little posts to try and make me leave, so sorry, buuuuut.....no, see i know my role, i know my life, and i know that people like you probibly can't lip off in real life so you do it on the board. now, if we could, LETS GET BACK TO THE THREADS INTENT! not this sorry little flirten goen on with the ass plug boy called shy, and the little sad attempt to make me leave, am..ambrosiamabober...whatever his name is, and get back to the real thread..PLEASE! cooome on people, chop chop!

 

[Dirk13]

ok well exertise, you think that your really funny don't ya? well so sorry mr.pikarde, but you ain't, and yeah i am a hard ass, and yeah i can and will if needed kick peoples asses, you don't belive me, i don't give a fuck, my first language would be english, i also speak some spanish you fucken punta, now i also speak the cuss, of the fuss, or the dust bus lust, now you want to start with me, ok fine, you may, i might just totally ignore your sad attempts to bring me down and leave, i feal like ren right now, when all them sob's thought they could just try to piss him off, look, you e-mail me, i don't care, go ahead, i rarely check that one, i set it up so i would rarely check it, now you got a problem with me, im sorry, and dirk/dork? no sorry, i probibly have gotten laid more than you have, but i don't care what you say if you say im lieing, or just lippen off, whatever, ok, i don't give a flying fuck in hell, the time you get to me is when hell freezes over, and well since i've seen hell, it will be a long time.

anyways, mr.floating head, floating ass, floating butt raper, floating pig, whatever your name is, floating tiny dick, tiny dick disead person, whatever your fucken name is, i don't care, what you say, personally, i think your that person, since your the one who brought him up in the first place, and all you got is what 60-70 posts now? give me a break, that is sad.

 

[Floating Head]

me thinks someone is a little touchy.

anyways, mr.floating head, floating ass, floating butt raper, floating pig, whatever your name is, floating tiny dick, tiny dick disead person, whatever your fucken name is, i don't care, what you say, personally, i think your that person, since your the one who brought him up in the first place, and all you got is what 60-70 posts now? give me a break, that is sad.

hmmm? Let's see. I average about 12 posts a month since I've been here. And you about 500 a month? Seeing as how you've only been here a single month. I guess from your viewpoint (not having a life) that would seem a little sad seeing as how you must spend your entire life here being the village IDIOT.

And I'm probably wrong about you being dee_cole. However obnoxious dee_cole was, he at least could form simple sentences when he wanted. You however, haven't a clue, but your fun to get all riled up


BTW, if you really aren't allowing us to get to you, why do you keep coming back with the vulgarities. (I know that is a big word for your simple mind to comprehend dork13. It means garbage mouth). Every time you return you show us that we do get to you. Thought you might want to know that.

Have fun!

 

[Renegade]

Wow, I have never seen Ol Renagade Act like that! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn....
*ROFLMAO*

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? lol

 

[Dirk13]

what is kindergarden shit all you can come back with? 'garbage mouth' what tha hell is that? oh why i come back, why? its fun to laugh at your posts about me being obnoxious, oh and me being here for a month with 500, oh i have a life, and yes, i do, i don't live in my parents basement like you, and i also don't live a geekish life of acting all big when your really not. Now i can make sentences, it isn't that hard, i can write them, i can speak them, and i will back them up. Now to continue on floating turd, village idiot? not really, seeing that i can understand large words, but i don't use them that much for your sorry little incopitant mind that might not coprehend them all. Now, you want to make anymore snyde remarks? go ahead, this is getting more fun than stupid as it was at first.