WHAT ARE YOU A DEMON OR A ANGEL!?

[Dirk13]

you don't like the way i write too bad, you don't even look at your own writing, i only add cuss words to mine, you guys don't, thats really the only differance, not to those who do know how to write, but to those who want to say shit about me. Now you don't like it, well leave the board, cause i ain't leaving with out a fight, and no i don't give up.

and pandora, i wasn't even talking to you about that, i was talking to the 3 other dumbfounded ass plugs that desided to take to me, so screw off.

 

[pandora]

quote:and pandora, i wasn't even talking to you about that, i was talking to the 3 other dumbfounded ass plugs that desided to take to me, so screw off.


I would honey but you just aren't my type.

 

[R Nitelight]

I would honey but you just aren't my type.

How about me?

 

[Roll-One]

I would honey but you just aren't my type.

Or MEEEEEEE, "waving" <wink>

Pandora, ummm..you have mail..

 

[pandora]

Roll-One did you get my mail?...oh and by the way to you and Nitelight...grrrrrrrr

 

[Ravenloft]

You know... I am feeling left out... I have nocked this little shit around too and he has yet to tell me off! What does a fellow have to do to incure the wrath of Dirk?! I would really like to know... Do I have to resort to infantile shit slinging too? What if I gave him a wedgy? C'mon Dirk my little empty headed food trough wiper. Attack me! Or I shall taunt you a second ah time ah!

Abuse me you little fucker! Damn it!

*Boy... Am I a masachist or what?*

 

[pandora]

Ravenloft.....i can be mean if you want me to be....hehehe

 

[R Nitelight]

Ravenloft

*Boy... Am I a masachist or what?*

Nope. You're the Romeo With Monobrow.

 

[Roll-One]

UH OH

I got a grrrrrrrr...

Hangs his head, and starts to walk away "sigh"



Yeah, i got your e-mail, thank you

 

[Ravenloft]

---Pandora: Ravenloft.....i can be mean if you want me to be....hehehe

By mean do you mean making me crawl on all fours and lick your boots with my tongue? That sort of mean? Cause I like that sort of mean...

---R Nitelight: Nope. You're the Romeo With Monobrow.

I still say we should start a support group damn it! All weird-looking, potential wife beating dirt bags UNITE!
Viva la! ...Whatever...

 

[Dirk13]

so, what will you call it? the united ass plugers of america? uapa? sounds like umpa...and they were annoying...and yet cool...but your little groupy gay ass plugen group would only consit of gays who then have a giant orgy, or am i mistaken?

now ravenloft, why should i attack you!??! that is mean, and mean isn't good, and go ahead and try to taunt me a second time *builds a giant rabbit and pushes it up to the door, then knocks the door to the castle and runs* now what do we do? (voice in my head) 'well, you hide inside till night, and then jump out and start killing people' *ravenloft looks around then pushes it into the castle* AHA! but wait...IM NOT IN IT! *all of a sudden the giant wooden rabbit gets launched over the castle* AHHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!! *runs*

 

[pandora]

Ravenloft......I took the Match Test.....it said I was afterall...The Mistress

oh I do like the way your ass looks when you're on all fours

 

[KillerMuffin]

you don't like the way i write too bad, you don't even look at your own writing

However do you figure?

In anycase, advice was offered. Take it if you choose. Don't if you don't. You are judged by your appearance. On the internet the only appearance you have is your writing.

Enjoy.

 

[Rosebud]

KILLER MUFFIN!!!!!!
come here right now!!! no i mean literally come here right now, I want to go look at all those male bodies....

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

down boy down!

>looks around innocently after extinguishing the chair<

um.........let's all just calm down, now if we all would just wear red leather............oh sorry, OFF the subject AGAIN! but im picturing the fellas in leather shorts. girls? ya with me? oh, i'll just leave.

 

[KillerMuffin]

KILLER MUFFIN!!!!!!
come here right now!!! no i mean literally come here right now, I want to go look at all those male bodies....

I wish I could... I'm going to the gym tomorrow. Though, turkey day weekend, they probably went home.

 

[Ravenloft]

Dirk13:
Now ravenloft, why should i attack you!??! that is mean, and mean isn't good, and go ahead and try to taunt me a second time *builds a giant rabbit and pushes it up to the door, then knocks the door to the castle and runs* now what do we do? (voice in my head) 'well, you hide inside till night, and then jump out and start killing people' *ravenloft looks around then pushes it into the castle* AHA! but wait...IM NOT IN IT! *all of a sudden the giant wooden rabbit gets launched over the castle* AHHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!! *runs*

--- Ah hell... I knew I shouldn't have quoted MP if I really wanted an attack... Just something about Cleas and the gang that seems to lighten a situation huh? Anyone else feel like having their nostrals raped? *Raising hand*

pandora
Ravenloft......I took the Match Test.....it said I was afterall...The Mistress
oh I do like the way your ass looks when you're on all fours

--- Y... You do?! *Blush*

LAVA GODDESSS
but im picturing the fellas in leather shorts. girls? ya with me? oh, i'll just leave.

--- But... But... These leather shorts chaff! OWCH!!!
Can I wear my black silk boxers now?! Please?!

 

[Dirk13]

*tries to move my legs* ACK! THEY ARE TOO TIGHT!!! *tries to move and falls backwords* god damnit....these leather pants are too damn tight....*pulls them off and puts on some loose kakies* there much better....*looks around* WHAT I WEAR BOXERS OK?!?!? got a problem with that!??!?!


HEY, you leave mp alone, mp and the quest for the holy grail, has to be one of the best movies ever...least i think so, you don't like it, welllll too damn bad, you havn't seen it, GO SEE IT GOD DAMNIT! i don't know, im just bored, well im off. up up and away!!! *jumps trying to fly but falls back down* UP UP AND AWAY!!! *tries again but fails....runs around looking like im flying sticking my arms out infront of me*

 

[insideShiraz]

The Last Battle...

C.S. Lewis

 

[*Eve*]

Abuse me you little fucker! Damn it!

*Boy... Am I a masachist or what?*

If it makes you feel better, I will smack you around a little.

 

[Ravenloft]

*Eve* You are just too good to me... I like to be abused by women... Tee hee! So... Whatcha gonna do to me?! Huh huh?!

 

[Ambrosious]

Freak! Sicko! Pervert!

I'm next.

 

[Expertise]

To quote your movie "I fart in your general direction"

Dork you are such a pathetic cum bubble that it seems almost cruel to harass you.

or in your language.....

kihferifqh oiuefo loiufoiua;o luiiuhu;;;FUCKER loijjgsfsr
cock sucker [p0i[pik;LKkdfj faggot ouiopUQOIUOIUQW MOTHA FUCKER oiuoris;aaiu4ei turd loiuoiujoaij what up dog ihiaAjj
fuck ya.

Please forward all request for Dork 13 translations to

expertise@psychobabble.com

 

[*Eve*]

*Eve* You are just too good to me... I like to be abused by women... Tee hee! So... Whatcha gonna do to me?! Huh huh?!

What am I going to do? Have you ever heard that song by Prodigy "Smack my bitch up"?.....Well, come here bitch!

 

[*Eve*]

Freak! Sicko! Pervert!

I'm next.

You want some of this too?