What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

Not wearing my thinking cap. Do I even have one?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy little red riding hood outfit.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am not wearing a sexy little red riding hood outfit.

Me neither! But now I want to!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing a wolf hide

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing torn jeans and nipple clamps.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing torn jeans and nipple clamps.

Tearing nipple clamps off is hard core - even those measly lil pincher ones.

I’m not wearing jeans nor clamps.

 

[MedicalMuse]

yoga pants. Sadly.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing fancy 18th century French ballroom clothing.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Christmas tree skirt...too tight

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing RJ’s Christmas Tree skirt either… the one with the snowmen on it is much cuter.

 

[base10]

A full leather suit that screams…get on your knees

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing that outfit from the Christmas talent show in Mean Girls

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the Elf on the Shelf costume...my fat ass broke the shelf

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

My g-string

 

[BrendaBear]

My g-string

I am not wearing their g-string either.

Not sure who has it now.

 

[Nightbird]

My Santa Claus outfit

 

[Funcouple1980ss]

I am not wearing their g-string either.

Not sure who has it now.

It’s on my lounge floor

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Well I for one am not wearing @Funcouple1980ss ’s lounge floor!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a cheer leaders outfit from @UsuallyPresent ‘s alma mater.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wow, wow wow wow….

Ok, fine! I’m not wearing a cat costume! Hrmph!

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a cat costume nor am I wearing any cats.
They scratched the $@#* out of me when I tried to sew some of them together.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my neighbor's doggo's fur coat

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing bandages like @LustyScribe

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing undies found in the last day of a lingerie Advent calendar.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a red latex bodysuit with thigh high boots and a fedora