What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[TXRafe]

im not wearing a collar...because, bitch please! *snaps*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

im not wearing a collar...because, bitch please! *snaps*

Me neither someone left the key out

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm also not wearing my old dance costumes did you take those ones too?

Why you gotta be like that?? How am I supposed to seduce @Azuldrgon without something sexy???

For the record, I am not wearing any of Chloe’s old dance costumes!

 

[TXRafe]

Me neither someone left the key out

im not wearing my keychain...fuck

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a floor length evening gown.

 

[cactusjack0584]

A shirt that says “yas bitch!” with a pair of leggings that says “juicy” on the butt

 

[BrendaBear]

A shirt that says “yas bitch!” with a pair of leggings that says “juicy” on the butt

Why not? I left them at your place because you said you liked them. Are you saying I walked home in just panties and a bra for nothing? And I still think I saw you behind me with a camera…. Oh well.. I am not wearing panties and a bra.

 

[Trubbycat]

You really have to work on your Walk of Shame...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Why not? I left them at your place because you said you liked them. Are you saying I walked home in just panties and a bra for nothing? And I still think I saw you behind me with a camera…. Oh well.. I am not wearing panties and a bra.

I was just trying to get you out of your clothes… duh

You really have to work on your Walk of Shame...

No shame in her walk at all… absolutely none

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing handcuffs. Someone keeps making it very easy to knick the keys

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any of the shirts I stole from my neighbor.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Karen Gillan’s Jumanji costume.

 

[Babydva]

A bra or panties

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing Karen Gillan’s Jumanji costume.

I'm not wearing the sneakers invented by Carl Bently.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing Prada. I’m not the devil.

 

[ShaneoD]

A sweater

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I seem to have misplaced my panties again

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a “subbie!” T shirt… oops….

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing the matching bikini tops @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 and I have. But, it's not our annual picnic yet, so that makes sense.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an Indiana Jones bullwhip on my side.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Sean Connery's Zardoz costume.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the Host uniform on "Literotica's Got No Talent" show...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sportsball uniform for the local team, “The Las Vegas HornDogs”. Apparently, because of the weather here, they dissolve in the sun.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing a bandana as a shirt and a miniskirt… it’s too cold for that

 

[Qky75]

.....a damn thing except a smile.