What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing hipster clothes from 2003.

 

[Trubbycat]

i am not wearing bunny ears for brenda! foot down!

It's really more of an Easter thing...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

i am not wearing bunny ears for brenda! foot down!

Was that your lucky rabbit’s foot you just put down?

I am wearing no lepus-derived attire.

 

[Trubbycat]

Was that your lucky rabbit’s foot you just put down?

I am wearing no lepus-derived attire.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a second set of legs.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Jeans......switched to sweatpants for the night.

 

[ImSinister]

Enough (I’m chilly)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pajama pants that are depicting the Last Supper.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my panties... apparently @TXRafe has been wearing them all day

 

[TXRafe]

I'm not wearing my panties... apparently @TXRafe has been wearing them all day

im not wearing them on my face right now

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a strap on over my dark nylons and black leotard.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Cowboy hat.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing a strap on over my dark nylons and black leotard.

Opposing da Bear, I ain’t wearing a strap-in under white nylons & leotard.

 

[samslam479]

This morning I am not wearing any flippers..

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a pink t-shirt dress that says “Subbie” on it.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a pink 3XL t-shirt that says "Property of Brenda" on it.

But as soon as the drier buzzes...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing bootses.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing high healed purple go go boots and a yellow raincoat.

 

[Beardy_181]

My cowboy boots. I took them off when I came inside.

 

[BrendaBear]

My cowboy boots. I took them off when I came inside.

I am not wearing Beardy’s boots after came inside them.

 

[Azuldrgon]

cockring

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No posture collar here!

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing fuzzy bunny slippers. Which is a shame because I'm in the basement, waiting on the washer to finish, and this floor could double as an ice skating rink.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing that black lace number he likes to see me bent over in... wait.. why am I not wearing that? I think I need to change

 

[Treeview]

No budgy smugglers