What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Tinkerbell costume... but don't tell @Peter_Out ...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes that are visible in exclusively ultraviolet light.

 

[Emma_Po]

Currently a bra
Still in sleeping cloth

 

[kyblue12]

Currently a bra
Still in sleeping cloth

much of anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Fred Flintstone's pelt.

 

[kyblue12]

I'm not wearing Fred Flintstone's pelt.

wait.... the orange one he wore? or like Fred Flintstone's pelt?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

The new cock ring I just got. Had to rest up and let the blood flow....

 

[Strixaluco]

Modern underwear.
That doesn't mean I'm dressed somehow exciting, just comfy. I might need to make myself a chemise that's underwear and shirt at the same time...

 

[Shi_One81]

Pants. I hate pants. Lol

 

[LustyScribe]

Grease, dirt, scrapes, cuts, blood, sweat and tears of frustration.

But I will be shortly; happens every time I work on my car. ANY car.

Every.Single.Time.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a bigfoot in a bikini costume.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Bigfoot costume.
I don't look enough like a monster truck to pull it off.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Teddy bear pjs, though I really wish I had some.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing ropes or leather….

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing a bigfoot in a bikini costume.

Well la di dah!

I’m not wearing a Bigfoot a-tall!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing ropes or leather….

That’s sad, I bet you’d look gorgeous in either!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Bondage St. Nick costume.

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Most of my jewelry.

Aside from one ring, I don't wear jewelry unless I'm leaving the house.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a thick coating of Vick's vapor rub...

But I WILL be putting some in my CPAP mask. Getting tired of sounding like a barking seal every time I cough.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a wrestling championship belt.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a flaming pink tutu.

 

[easyoff]

Gender appropriate underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing mauve colored silk boxers.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm wearing no animal byproducts beyond oil derivatives.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing anything green.