What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing a sign that says "I'm clumsy, keep back for your own safety" because I don't like to tell people how to live their lives.

 

[99Freedom]

I’m not wearing a towel

 

[Taegul]

A thong diaper

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing only elastic suspenders above the waist, the rough fabric rasping across my nipples with every breath and twist.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sandwich board with holes cut out for my boobs to stick through.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a sandwich board with holes cut out for my boobs to stick through.

Why not?

I'm not wearing a sandwich board with a hole cut out a bit further down.

 

[cactusjack0584]

A thong bikini and cowboy boots with matching hat

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Jack’s cowboy boots or matching hat.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a bedazzled thong

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing Jack’s or Brenda’s thongs

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am not wearing a Poncho and Cowboy boots

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a feedbag full of M&Ms

Edit: it said “feedback” instead of feedbag… musician’s Freudian slip?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a ghillie suit outside your window. Promise.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing a ghillie suit outside your window. Promise.

Wait… is that you in the corner of my living room??


I am not wearing my appropriate personal “uniform”.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing Brenda's INappropriate personal "uniform."

So I can only imagine...is she...sans apparel?

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a feedback full of M&Ms

Me neither, but now I wish I was.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

I’m not wearing the lingering scent of a woman… but perhaps soon.

 

[Naughtylo]

A full deep sea divers suit in bed.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing cute little cat ears, but I wanna wear some. Why don't I have them anymore

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing concrete galoshes

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing @Chloe_Harper 's cute little kitty ears... oh wait.... um... nevermind that... I am not wearing her secret identity disguise. For sure, not wearing that.

 

[Eyelevel]

Right now….. my pants and underwear. That’s right. I am bottomless

 

[MindYaBitness]

A gorilla suit

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing @BrendaBear ’s smirk. This one’s aaaaaaaall mine!

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm not wearing sexy babydoll nightgown, or anything sexy for that matter. (I have a relative staying overnight, for goodness sake!)