What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a furry costume of Garfield in Princess Leia's brass bikini.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a brazen outfit of Princess Leia baked in lasagnia

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a coating of glitter.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am not wearing thigh high leather boots.

Nooooo.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing ankle-high stiletto boots. Which is good, cuz I'd probably shatter an ankle if I tried.

 

[Taegul]

A Nickelback concert t-shirt.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

SOD merch.

 

[Lily13]

Not wearing a cross tie in order to be groomed

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my apron yet, although I need to if I'm gonna paint. Otherwise I'll not be wearing these clothes out of the house again

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my guitar as my clothes for the day.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing any ties. Bare feet and elastic FTW!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing my guitar as my clothes for the day.

I'm not wearing any of Brenda's G strings. *nod*nod*

 

[Strixaluco]

Not wearing a raincoat and rubberboots.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a parachute on my skin flute or a family crest on my chest.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wielding a shield or sword

 

[barefootgirl69]

A hand necklace.

 

[SPARTAN047]

Not wearing my neighbors' cum.

Anymore. I was.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m not wearing my military uniform… pretty sure it won’t fit anymore

 

[LustyScribe]

I’m not wearing my military uniform… pretty sure it won’t fit anymore

My hat probably would; that's about it!

Not wearing the neon green mankini. I mean, it's not even Spring yet...

Plus there's also all those environmental impact statements I'd have to fill out, coordinating a "sighted creatures buffer zone" for a 5-mile radius...and the 50 gallons of SPF 90 to order...

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm not wearing pants



But I am wearing pajamas

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an old fashioned nightshirt and nightcap.

 

[Biggalute]

I'm not wearing a surgical truss

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm not wearing a furry suit.

 

[F3x0r]

Jeans...

 

[Anastasia1999]

No jewels, fur, black sunglasses or headscarf as I go down to the polling station.