What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Taegul]

I'm not wearing a giant Styrofoam cowboy hat.

 

[maria_rough]

im not wearing red thongs

 

[fakingadulthood]

I’m not wearing a necklace with the severed ears of my fallen enemies

 

[mellowyellows]

any kind of underwear….i can’t sleep that way.

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or handcuffs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing diamond cock jewelry.

 

[alwaystheguy1983]

Nothing. Naked as a jaybird in bed

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Underwear

 

[Mewalkabout]

Shorts and a smile

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing an ankle monitor.

So I have absolutely NO idea WHAT the heck my ankle may be getting up to!

 

[sister jenny]

any of my winter clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a heavy, fur lined winter coat, Not in this state ever.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing sneakers on my feet
Sandals for today...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing socks made from lime Jell-O.

 

[PrettynPetite]

My bra. Good riddance to that torture device. For now.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Pigtails

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an old fashioned black and white striped prison outfit.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Domme's fishnet stockings

 

[azflyboy69]

Wifes panties

 

[Rj_1954]

My air traffic controller uniform

 

[Leigh81]

Climbing shoes

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a sexy panda bear costume.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing something that rhymes with "Bunnies Made in Africa".

 

[LilyV2]

My husband’s boxer briefs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing fuzzy glasses made for Elton John.