What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Grumpy_OG]

I am not wearing a Santa suit

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

A muzzle

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing radioactive tighty whities.

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or a pair of pink furry earmuffs

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing tiger striped boxers.

 

[Leelee43]

Socks, a bra, or a pair of pink furry earmuffs

Literally no clothes at all

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a button up shirt that requires a key code to unbutton.

 

[LeSabreur]

Anything...anything at all

 

[Introvertreader]

I'm not wearing pink socks

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing dress made from banana peels and maple leaves.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing dress made from banana peels and maple leaves.

In related news, I'm not wearing a banana peel as a condom.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes that dissolve with saliva.

 

[1964Male]

Nothing at the moment. I sleep in the nude.

 

[MissMarie32]

Nothing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a Santa beard made from pubic hair.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not currently wearing a Santa beard made from pubic hair.

It could be quite itchy

 

[NudieUser]

An astronaut suit despite getting ready to fly

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a reindeer furry costume

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a delicious flavored desert topping.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything I owned on December 24th.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing anything @EctoJohn owns now, but didn’t own on December twenty… whatever day.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing John McClain's missing shoes.

 

[Eyelevel]

A Santa hat.

 

[Sexydrana]

Socks on my feet

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing inside out clothing.