What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Shenanigans90]

Totally not wearing my Mighty Mouse thong.....

Ahem, who remembers Mighty Mouse?!

I think you would totally rock the Mighty Mouse thong.

 

[vandelayatx]

No pajamas. Just an open robe

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the Emperor's old clothes.

 

[LeSabreur]

I never did find that ball stretcher.

Oh...I'm not wearing my new bathrobe!

 

[LustyScribe]

I never did find that ball stretcher.

Oh...I'm not wearing my new bathrobe!

@BrendaBear was using the belt from it as a leash to walk me one day, but I'm not wearing it or the shock collar!

 

[BrendaBear]

She tried to tag me, but I'm not into big plastic things with numbers hanging off my ears.

Oh dear… the big plastic with numbers on it doesn’t hang from your ear, honey.

I am not wearing a sexy santa’s helper outfit. That will have to wait until next year.

 

[LeSabreur]

Oh yeah, and I'm not wearing my leopard-print thong, either.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @LeSabreur ’s leopard print thong either… wait… oops…. Nevermind.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a collar.

 

[MenahMenah]

much except boxers

 

[Loyalish1245]

I am not wearing anything currently

 

[Leana_M]

I haven't worn panties since I lost the ones I wore at Christmas...

 

[Loyalish1245]

I haven't worn panties since I lost the ones I wore at Christmas...

The best kind of losing. We all win

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing full plate armor.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a lace blouse, leather skirt, fishnets, and bunny slippers. But, the day is still young so…

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Not wearing that bridesmaid dress again because pistachio is cute but not in that dress.

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh dear… the big plastic with numbers on it doesn’t hang from your ear, honey.

My dangling bits are for inserting only…

 

[BrendaBear]

My dangling bits are for inserting only…

I think you clearly need to share more about this theory of yours….

I am not wearing pink short shorts and a tube top. It is December, after all! Sheesh!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing squid PJs.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a Wilma Flinstone dress

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Ebenezer Scrooge's pyjamas.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Ebenezer Scrooge's pyjamas.

They’d be pretty nasty by now.

 

[BrendaBear]

They’d be pretty nasty by now.

Cheap bastard wouldn’t buy a washing machine.

I am not wearing a Lucy Van Pelt dress with big puffy sleeves

 

[Tajiqa]

Not wearing a bra, which might be why I'm attracting a lot of eyeballs today

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a completely polka dot outfit.