What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Asilverfox23]

Not wearing my rain boots anymore... Fuck the rain.

Never a bad day when you can kickoff the rain boots!

 

[LucieLou007]

A woolly bobble hat inside my house

 

[Sexydrana]

A long sleeve shirt as a pj shirt

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a hospital gown.

 

[Sexydrana]

I’m not wearing shoes in the house to keep my feet warm

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing snow shoes.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a Burger King crown.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a G cup bra.

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm not currently wearing my ball stretcher.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing LeSabreur's ball stretcher, either, so ONE of y'all needs to fork it over!

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not currently wearing my ball stretcher.

Are you wearing someone else’s then? I am not wearing white stockings, heels and a white lab coat… only…

 

[fsa52]

I’m not wearing hip waders or a fishing vest

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a Thing costume. The orange rocks chafe.

 

[HenryLyon]

A cumberbund

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hot pink pleather skirt.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing my numbered tag from @BrendaBear 's laboratory experiment.

And honestly, it's got me feeling a bit left out...

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a hot pink pleather skirt.

Would a cool pink pleather skirt be more comfortable?

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing my numbered tag from @BrendaBear 's laboratory experiment.

And honestly, it's got me feeling a bit left out...

She tried to tag me, but I'm not into big plastic things with numbers hanging off my ears.

 

[LeSabreur]

I'm not wearing LeSabreur's ball stretcher, either, so ONE of y'all needs to fork it over!

What? What did you do with it? Did you leave it in that Uber we were in?

Are you wearing someone else’s then? I am not wearing white stockings, heels and a white lab coat… only…

Well, @LustyScribe and I swapped, but I wasn't wearing his at that moment because the Uber driver was trying it on.

Ummm...erm...now I'm stuck on the image of you in that outfit. Wow... Let's see...flights to Vegas...oh yes!

 

[Shenanigans90]

I’m not wearing Crocs and I never will.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Totally not wearing my Mighty Mouse thong.....

Ahem, who remembers Mighty Mouse?!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Totally not wearing my Mighty Mouse thong.....

Ahem, who remembers Mighty Mouse?!

I think you would totally rock the Mighty Mouse thong.

 

[vandelayatx]

No pajamas. Just an open robe

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the Emperor's old clothes.

 

[LeSabreur]

I never did find that ball stretcher.

Oh...I'm not wearing my new bathrobe!