What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Taegul]

I'm not wearing a jetpack. It's out of fuel right now.

 

[Thedukeofomnium]

Chain mail.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

I am not wearing a pocket watch.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bag full of Pokeballs.

 

[Tajiqa]

Not wearing anything. Gonna go shower

 

[puppett]

not wearing leggings

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hard hat

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shirt displaying the musical notation of Beethoven's 9th Symphony.

 

[Crownvic]

Insulated boots..

 

[stu_gats_2000]

under wear

 

[hilton1958]

A trenchcoat.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Clothing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a tuxedo on my dick.

 

[aiyia]

I am not wearing a MAGA thong

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a little black dress with a long kitty tail sticking out…. And twitching.

But I want one now.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a carved pumpkin over my head like some kind of crazy mask.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a carved pumpkin over my head like some kind of crazy mask.

I am glad you finally gave that up. We were worried.

I am not wearing a plastic garbage bag as a dress.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I am not wearing scuba gear

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I'm not wearing a satisfied smirk on my face.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a cheesy costume of a printed skeleton.

 

[deft]

A “yes, you may approach me” face

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing a pair of cut-off denim shorts.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Anything

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a graduation robe.

 

[RDM97756]

Her lingerie