What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an electric thong.

 

[BongoGal]

Much.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing an inflatable panda costume.

There's been a run on inflatables since the No Kings protests started. There are some smaller inflatables left for, um, personal use.

 

[Caress40]

I'm not wearing a bra or panties.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a jock strap filled with thumb tacks

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing anything that has a combination of zebra stripes and polka dots.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my motorized swirling nipple tassels.

Anybody got 2 AAA batteries?

 

[bjjazz]

Pantyhose - UGH

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an old silk hat. I lost it last month and I don't know who found it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @EctoJohn ‘s old silk hat. I know who found it last month, but I am not wearing it right now.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s hip waders.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Chloe_Harper ’s leather miniskirt.

She would totally kick my ass if I.. “borrowed” that from her again.

 

[Leana_M]

I don't wear @BrendaBear 's panties.

 

[MerryeMikee]

I am not wearing anyone’s panties.

 

[MenahMenah]

Anything actually

 

[LeSabreur]

Anything other than my bathrobe

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes I stole off @BrendaBear 's laundry line.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing latex underpants with internal buttplug. @BrendaBear stole them and refuses to give them back.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing head to toe tar and feathers.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing ant-infested rubber pants.

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing a purple wetsuit

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A clean shirt (I spilled hot sauce on it just now)...

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

PJs

 

[Anastasia1999]

A mankini

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a rainbow mesh tank top.