What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LeSabreur]

Clothing of any sort. I'm just like Dobby.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a leopard print, mini skirted, business suit.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a 4 meter long neck tie.

 

[Taegul]

A parachute. Hopefully I don't need one today.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Socks lol

 

[Trubbycat]

The weight of expectations

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a little black dress.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a big black dress.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

Still in bed (I have to wake up ) so I'm not wearing pajamas or underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a merkin.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Not wearing a frown … smiles

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing fuzzy slippers.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Comfy clothes.

Had to get dressed for work...

 

[RaineDrops]

I am not wearing a floral printed sarong wrap.

 

[Sundayschild]

A cape swept artfully across my shoulder. Sadly.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

A delighted expression showing my joy at being awake today.

Damn it coffee, work!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a fancy black lace bra.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my snorkel.

 

[Taegul]

My pink tuxedo is safely in the closet right next to Tom Cruise.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing sock garters.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a ballerina dress and a welding hood.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bow tie.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

I am not wearing my "friendly misanthrope" shirt

 

[aiyia]

I am not wearing myself out.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a soundboard button t-shirt that actually works.