Hornymwtxn
Good natured fellow
- Joined
- Sep 29, 2024
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Coffee specifically for fucking?I need some fucking coffee
What shall we call it?
Max's house: good till that last drop.
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Coffee specifically for fucking?I need some fucking coffee
They're lazy, didn't even put in the work.How do people who say they are "intrigued by you" decide to send a message "to explore" without bothering to read your profile or to have posts so that others might see who they are through their words?
They must think very highly of themselves.
Can you nap? That always helps meFeeling myself getting crabby. Do I summon the motivation to turn it around?
Naps can really be a reset! I’m usually pretty good at summoning unconsciousness but it eludes me today. Probably the kids screaming downstairs and the dog barking and the fact that I over caffeinated.Can you nap? That always helps me![]()
Maybe you just have better hearing. I’m sure that’s it. They’re probably old and deaf. Can’t hear shit.Thinking that if I can hear my neighbours talking through this thin wall between us, they can likely hear me![]()
Fun for them to hear?Thinking that if I can hear my neighbours talking through this thin wall between us, they can likely hear me![]()
Why is it that when I get sick, I tend to get hornier??
Need that encyclopedia. Where can I get a copy?1. Because you're a sick animaul?
2. "The desire to procreate while facing morbidity is a natural human instinct to carry on our life through our descendants." ~bfgpedia, 2025
It's online.Need that encyclopedia. Where can I get a copy?
Why not both?What to eat and whether to have a glass of wine or a JD and coke
I thought you liked her!?Why not both?(Not at the same time)
I do!! Two drinks is twice as good, right? (Plus drunk Amber is funI thought you liked her!?![]()
)I offer a...ahem...a sliding scale dependent on needsOh hello, Regulator of funkiness. Just how funky do you go?
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