What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[mnbreastluver]

Churchill’s back from hibernating!
He’s a chipmunk that hangs with me in the back yard.

 

[Slaneshforfun69]

I'm completely betraying guy code by telling you this but, if you include a picture of your tits the number of other messages becomes irrelevant

Not sure if it’s completely betraying guy code, but it is true. Slip in a boob pic and the number and tone of all the other messages does not matter.

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

Spring can’t get here soon enough…warmer, sunnier weather please come this way

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Kill them with... kindness????

Not painful enough.

 

[OwenJ80]

that I need to cum

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How many messages is too many for a person to come back to after they’ve been in a work meeting?

One less than the amount that results in a car crash.

 

[PotNoodle79]

That's that, then.

 

[Littlewolf8258]

Bruises given and received consensually are their own love language

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

No, I don’t agree with that at all. It’s ick to me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is the world starting to vibrate?

Is that the world?..

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I caught him in a lie and don't know what to do

 

[Xerxes82]

Today might be the day I murder a coworker. I just need to figure out how to murder a couple of counties away via the internet.

For 19.95 plus gas expenses we may be able to help...

*Dirty Deeds begins playing*

 

[barefootgirl69]

This guy is always encouraging

"This is your wee reminder never accept the words 'calm down' from the feckin bahstad who just lit the fire. Never feckin regulate yourself so a chaos merchant can stay comfortable.

Remember this. They don't want you calm, they want you compliant.

Know your worth and never feckin forget it."

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xsDKpC/

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

When that one person shows up...

do you run away with your tail between your legs and think you never belonged there in the first place
OR
do you stay and try to muscle your way in

 

[barefootgirl69]

When that one person shows up...

do you run away with your tail between your legs and think you never belonged there in the first place
OR
do you stay and try to muscle your way in

Stick around and dare them to say something, just long enough to show them I'm not afraid. Then, I leave ON MY TERMS.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Stick around and dare them to say something, just long enough to show them I'm not afraid. Then, I leave ON MY TERMS.

Do you crop dust them on the way out?

 

[mnbreastluver]

I might need reading glasses. I thought he said crap dusting which is very different than crop dusting.

 

[fsa52]

Thinking I shouldn’t have eaten all that damn popcorn!
But it’s soooo good!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

For 19.95 plus gas expenses we may be able to help...

*Dirty Deeds begins playing*

Unfortunately I'm broke.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

When that one person shows up...

do you run away with your tail between your legs and think you never belonged there in the first place
OR
do you stay and try to muscle your way in

Both sound exhausting. How about stay and throw out smart ass replies occasionally?

 

[morelikeasong]

Not sure if it’s completely betraying guy code, but it is true. Slip in a boob pic and the number and tone of all the other messages does not matter.

Tagline checks out

 

[morelikeasong]

One less than the amount that results in a car crash.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you crop dust them on the way out?

That is such a guy question!

 

[morelikeasong]

I might need reading glasses. I thought he said crap dusting which is very different than crop dusting.

Is it though?

 

[mnbreastluver]

Is it though?

Could be close to the same but around here that’s fertilizer verses pesticides. Lol