What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

People who can't drive/park their large vehicles should have said vehicles taken away from them.

 

[cheekygirl75]

People who can't drive/park their large vehicles should have said vehicles taken away from them.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm painfully tempted to go looking for a sexting partner.

Thank god I'm inept and will fail to find one even if I do.

Lol.

...
How about you be kinder to yourself, mkay? Cause there's plenty of folks on here who would gladly jump on your cyberdick.

 

[GetNerdy]

I'm painfully tempted to go looking for a sexting partner.

Thank god I'm inept and will fail to find one even if I do.

Lol.

...
How about you be kinder to yourself, mkay? Cause there's plenty of folks on here who would gladly jump on your cyberdick.

Damn right. @Xerxes82 if I had boobs I would jump your bones. I can offer wingman services instead.
(Looking for someone new is such extra effort though, I feel it)

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm an exhausted dumb ass.

 

[Neanderthal247]

...
How about you be kinder to yourself, mkay? Cause there's plenty of folks on here who would gladly jump on your cyberdick.

That's the most romantic post I've seen today.

 

[Apisto42]

People who can't drive/park their large vehicles should have said vehicles taken away from them.

I miss the 15 year old Volvo I had when I first started driving. The thing was indestructible with the steel bumpers. If people parked shitty, I’d park next to them, but so close they couldn’t open the driver’s side door.

There’s a certain freedom to driving an old car with steel bumpers. It just proclaims “try me fucker”.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Sometimes I pack my lunch for work and I nail it. I open the bag, and its a fuhhginn smorgasbord.

Then other times like tonight for instance, I open the bag and its so ridiculously thought out and thrown together, that wonder if I might "qualify for services."

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I have to stop overthinking

 

[MrMakersMark]

I have to stop overthinking

It's the enemy.

Unless you are thinking about eating old cheese, or ...was that 5 shots or 6?

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

It's the enemy.

Unless you are thinking about eating old cheese, or ...was that 5 shots or 6?

If it's old cheese related it should be as simple as "oooh cheese! Oh, it's gone bad" then sob a little as it makes it to the bin.
If you're unable to recall how many drinks you've had you may have had too many

 

[Hornymwtxn]

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

I wish I could go back to sleep for a little bit

 

[F3x0r]

I'm going to count the eyerolls today, potential 6 hour meeting coming up

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm going to count the eyerolls today, potential 6 hour meeting coming up

Your own or those of others?

 

[seela]

Oh now I remember why I had put this blouse in the donation pile… It unbuttons itself at my boobs every 30 mins.

Fun thing to realize while at the office. On a day with multiple meetings.

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

I’m mostly thinking about Seela’s meetings

 

[F3x0r]

Your own or those of others?

My own. I can't be keeping up with others.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh now I remember why I had put this blouse in the donation pile… It unbuttons itself at my boobs every 30 mins.

Fun thing to realize while at the office. On a day with multiple meetings.

You may want to hang onto that magic blouse for other occasions.

Put it in the naughty pile

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Three times in the last week I have only slept for about 4.5 hours. This seems to be a pattern at this point.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I'm worn out

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I’ve ate a lot of pineapple on this trip not counting the pina coladas. Fried bananas are amazing (ok if it’s fried it’s probably already good) and what will be served for breakfast (did I mention I’m hungry)?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I’ve ate a lot of pineapple on this trip not counting the pina coladas. Fried bananas are amazing (ok if it’s fried it’s probably already good) and what will be served for breakfast (did I mention I’m hungry)?

No.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The Julia Stiles poem from 10 Things I Hate About You

Yeah… that’s what I’m thinking

 

[LostHorizon]

I wonder how many people scrolling through Lit at any given time are in the bathroom engaged in toilet stuff?