What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

This is way way more exciting than the released UFO files. I'm into this!!
So.. hear me out, man... *takes a drag* ... the socks are sentient and choose to change their appearance in the washing machine. That's why we randomly have oddball socks we don't remember ever having or wearing... In the dryer, the socks that decide they're tired of being apparel can opt to take a portal that transforms them into Tupperware lids and deposits them into the kitchen cabinet..
 
So.. hear me out, man... *takes a drag* ... the socks are sentient and choose to change their appearance in the washing machine. That's why we randomly have oddball socks we don't remember ever having or wearing... In the dryer, the socks that decide they're tired of being apparel can opt to take a portal that transforms them into Tupperware lids and deposits them into the kitchen cabinet..
It’s the ONLY logical explanation
 
So.. hear me out, man... *takes a drag* ... the socks are sentient and choose to change their appearance in the washing machine. That's why we randomly have oddball socks we don't remember ever having or wearing... In the dryer, the socks that decide they're tired of being apparel can opt to take a portal that transforms them into Tupperware lids and deposits them into the kitchen cabinet..
That's heavy...
 
Life is so much better when you stop looking at threads that annoy you.

And ignore. Either officially or passively.

Works for me.
Well listen here Wanda and Queso, You can ignore me all you want but I will still find you. Stop being a couple old spinsters and get it then pit and try to love someone 😎😉😘
 
So.. hear me out, man... *takes a drag* ... the socks are sentient and choose to change their appearance in the washing machine. That's why we randomly have oddball socks we don't remember ever having or wearing... In the dryer, the socks that decide they're tired of being apparel can opt to take a portal that transforms them into Tupperware lids and deposits them into the kitchen cabinet..
I subscribe to the JustAnotherFlower theory, that socks are sentient and have agency regarding physical manifestation.
 
So.. hear me out, man... *takes a drag* ... the socks are sentient and choose to change their appearance in the washing machine. That's why we randomly have oddball socks we don't remember ever having or wearing... In the dryer, the socks that decide they're tired of being apparel can opt to take a portal that transforms them into Tupperware lids and deposits them into the kitchen cabinet..
Whoa. You just blew my mind, man.
 
Why did it take me so long to get noise cancelling headphones for use at work?

I’m in heaven being able to ignore certain individuals inane conversations.
 
Well listen here Wanda and Queso, You can ignore me all you want but I will still find you. Stop being a couple old spinsters and get it then pit and try to love someone 😎😉😘
*shanks*
Also, that last line sounds like you're high.

*narrows eyes*

'Old spinsters'?

*makes notes*
How shall we take our revenge? 🧐
 
So.. hear me out, man... *takes a drag* ... the socks are sentient and choose to change their appearance in the washing machine. That's why we randomly have oddball socks we don't remember ever having or wearing... In the dryer, the socks that decide they're tired of being apparel can opt to take a portal that transforms them into Tupperware lids and deposits them into the kitchen cabinet..
So glad I'm not alone on this!
 
I should be trying to nap, or read, or just soak up the quiet while it lasts but I’m alternating between spacing out and looking up random things/posting random things
Silly dysfunctional brain
When you have been in 24/7 caretaker mode and the vibe suddenly shifts... it's hard not to search out "something to do." Even if it's just doomscrolling.
 
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